LewisO:
[size=14pt]When will Jonathan cluelessness stops? [/size]

ode, olodo, mumu...
So what's clueless about ''asking Nigerians to be patient?''

elego1:
she's kim k. u can save the pic to ur gallery. So that u can share it with ur friends.

wow, so creative.... How did you do that??

I see a lady on the blank space after looking at the 1st pix, who is she??

BLOOD OF JESUS!!!! HOW COME?

Lol... Give us jobs, so we can buy the garri and groundnuts ourselves

tp10:
liars.

even lie on the pope.

please where is the endorsement in the letter.

Nigeria's economy growth began with obasanjo, jonathan has only succeeded in increasing the poverty level.

mumu.. APC just love bad news,, obj ko, atiku ni...

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okiezman:


LoL....who loses virginity without bleeding hearing it for the 1st time...

olodo, go online and educate yourself about it, stop wasting your free mb on nairaland....
''Not all women bleed after first sex''

Oya fashola, u know na...
Blame jonathan...

janus05:
The chances of the All Progressives Congress, APC, of winning the forthcoming 2015 general elections in Rivers state may have become slimmer with the latest development in the state, as reports reaching DAILY POST indicates that the deputy governor of the state, Engr. Tele Renner Ikuru have concluded plans to dump the party for the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP

According sources in the state capital, Port Harcourt, Gov. Rotimi Amaechi deputy may have fallen for the overtures from the PDP to wreck APC and Amaechi chances at the elections in the state.

A source in-the-know who pleaded anonymity told DAILY POST that the Deputy Governor discovered that he may run at a loss if he remains in the APC after many years of loyalty to Governor Amaechi.

The Source accused the APC Chairman in Rivers State, Davies Ibyamu-Ikanya who is from the same Local Government with the Deputy Governor of expanding the crack after forcefully hijacking the party structure in the area.

According to the source, “The Deputy Governor has been angry since he lost the APC governorship ticket to Dakuku Peterside. To compound his woes, the party Chairman (Davies Ikanya) hijacked the party structure of Andoni from him. But His Excellency (Amaechi) has been quiet. He did not do anything about it. He is not always in the state to address issues at home.

“It was all over the media that Deputy is not happy. He has been loyal to His Excellency for the past 7 years, especially during the Governor’s travails.

“The man had to go instead of losing everything. And many more will go too. We don’t blame him. The PDP brought a better offer even after releasing so much money to him. We hope this serves as a lesson to Governor Amaechi. It is quite unfortunate,” the source said.

In the meantime, the Rivers State Deputy Governor, Tele Ikuru is expected to make his official announcement this week. Days before the Presidential election.

Engr. Tele Ikuru is from the same Constituency with the Governorship candidate of the APC, Dakuku Peterside. He is also from the same community with the National Deputy Chairman of the PDP, Uche Secondus, who is believed to be behind this latest development.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/22/amaechis-deputy-tele-ikuru-concludes-plans-to-join-pdp/

summary pls...

Mine is 2,4,8,9... My sec sch days wasn't fun sha, i was always intimidated by my classmates because of my small size(very thin) which made me quiet.. I dont smile at all.. I only read 2 ease boredom. The only thing that makes my classmates extra nice to me was exam time(esp mathematics). I really hated my school then but i opened my eyes in ss3(too late)...

franciskaine:
oooo! I urge you to join nigeria in celebration by march 30th when GMB will be declared winner.

ofcourse why not? If God chooses Buhari, so be it. I know there wont be crisis..
But if God chooses GEJ, i pray buhari's thugs won't start senseless bloodshed like the last time... BTW I believe there won't be crisis... GOD DEY...

OKLOADEDoCOM:
Abegggi
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't
have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom
and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop
which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K
and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself.
Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now
49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the
missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell
me the answer....

by returning 1k to each of them, you actually borrowed 49k from each(=98k) not 50k anymore... So the 97k you used to buy the laptop plus the 1k you kept to yourself(=98k) is the borrowed money spent, which you will payback 49k to your mum and 49k to your dad...

ola20ng:


by returning 1k to each of them and keeping 1k to yourself, you actually borrowed 49.5k from each(=99k) not 50k any more.

by returning 1k to each of them, you actually borrowed 49k from each(=98k) not 50k anymore... So the 97k you used to buy the laptop plus the 1k you kept to yourself(=98k) is the borrowed money spent, which you will payback 49k to your mum and 49k to your dad...

JiggamanGh:


Hide our faces for what reason unlike nigerians we don't believe trades and help from our brothers as failure.

lol..... Such an irony... So if the bolded is true, why is it that all ghanians on ghanaweb wants to commit sucide over the news?? Why are they raining curses on mahama for such decision??
#Ghananians decieving themselves since 1970...

franciskaine:
pained? GEJ is not ur uncle neither is he your father. I wish Nigeria can have 2 presidents - one for the Gejites and the other for the rational minds. It's unfortunate that this is a mere wish.

Apc and their bloody & terrorising wishes... (parallel govt ko 2 presidents ni)
BTW pained again?
Pele.....

franciskaine:
lol, wetin be goodnews for here? By every standard this ought to be stale news if not for our clueless govt.

#pained?...
Pele...

franciskaine:
and who told you the minting company was started by GEJ? All this Gejites no go let person hear word. Be ready to cry by March 30th.

lol, was corruption started by GEJ?
#goodnews to dey pain all this APC pple sef....

RichDad1:
Not again.
Someone should please tell GEJ no get his aśš outa Lagos ASAP. Abi, how many casualties we wan record every time he visits.
GEJ regime = Blood sucking regime.
God have mercy.
And should any sons and daughters of hate quote me to yarn rubbish, I PRAY ALL THE EVILS THAT HAS BEFALL NIGERIAN DURING GEJ TENURE WILL BEFALL YOUR LINEAGE.

YES!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!
GEJ IS THE REASON FOR YESTERDAY'S AND TODAY'S MISFORTUNE'S
1. GEJ IS REASON FOR THE ARMED ROBBERY ATTACK (acc 2 APC ''fashola'')
2. GEJ IS THE REASON FOR THE FIRE BREAKOUT (acc to APC ''you'')
3. GEJ IS ACTUALLY THE MY YESTERDAY WAS REALLY BAD ''my bag was stolen and i was worried while doing other things which made me fumble"
4. GEJ IS THE CAUSE OF MY TODAY'S LAZINESS ''since i woke up, i haven't done anythn, not even toothbrushing''
5. IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED BTWN YESTERDAY N TODAY IN YOUR LIFE, JUST KNOW THAT GEJ IS THE CAUSE...
6. AND AM SURE GEJ IS THE CAUSE OF YOU '''THOUGH MAD BUT NOT ROAMING''' (yes itz his fault, only if had biult more psychiatric hosp)
APC AND THEIR USELESS PROPAGANDA'S

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mulattoclaro:
pls o don't hack my nairaland account and steal it. You know you people are all thieves .

hahahahahaahaha All FFK's are the same...
.unimaginable thrash! Lol.....

mulattoclaro:
snatched? Is that your best comeback? For a start go and steal your neighbour's goat for a a start. Go and engage yourself with something meaningful which is stealing.

you will make a nice campaign manager.. GEJ needs you....
Another FFK in the making...

mulattoclaro:
I can't stop talking about you guys cos you igbos are the cankerworm that has eaten deep into the fabrics of the Nigerian society. FFK is a real man and not like your deluded and dim-witted MASSOB leaders opening beer parlours in Spain and calling it an embassy.

this guy is really obessed with igbo's.... I mean pls don't have sleepless nights o..
#we are too special..
Mr. FFK quote me and talk like FFK again,, i love your stupidity the way APC is loving FFK's stupidity

mulattoclaro:
pls go and look for something to steal. There's nothing to steal here. Is that too difficult to understand?

lol FFK... Spewing thrash since 1900!!

mulattoclaro:
inferiority complex of being igbo? Tufiakwa. I reject it in jesus name. God forbid. Even in my next I can never be igbo. Besides stealing, you guys are known for drug trafficking, kidnapping, ritual killings, fraud and even cannibalism. It's obvious you're in for a ride. Don't go crying to the mods when you run out of steam.

#blushing# he can't stop talking about us...
#see him talking like FFK.... Lol

mulattoclaro:
it's obvious you're dumb. So you would rather vote a certificateless, cattle rearing, old, senile, fanatical hausa/fulani dictator who plans to islamise Nigeria than an agent of change? I'm not surprised.

not a supporter of Buhari, but you are such a stupi.d fo.ool! People like you(just like FFK) will only make GEJ loose the election..

mulattoclaro:
shouldn't be out there stealing or something? Some Nigerians stormed into my mentions, realized there wasn't anything to steal then left. They must have been igbos.

guess you are feeling insecured //this feeling of inferiority complex sha// go to GOD!! HE hears.....

mulattoclaro:
I don't understand you igbos. Instead of ranting on my mentions shouldn't you guys be out there stealing or something? At least that's what you guys are known for.

and somewhere around sambisa forest shekeu is busy doing recruitment and this otondo/opnu is still here...
# you ha8 the igbo's because they are hardworking people who dont give a Bleep about your existence
# LAZY ASSHOLE!!
#GO GET A LIFE!!

mulattoclaro:
The main reason cos igbos are the criminal class in Nigeria. Not endorsing ethnic cleansing But if Nigerians want to end corruption and hard life, getting rid of the igbos would be a major step.

OLODO!!