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Baby bump... that's what we want to see. If na play, stop am.

The 'Red One' of course. OP thought everyone posting on Nairaland is a kid.

No just dare me or I'll give you the step-by-step details of Nigeria Independence

Horror movie

Most men would but ladies? Hell no... except 'lesbo'

His referral will come and put things right when he returns.


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My guy, drive him into cow poo like 3 times... and come and share your testimony.

Health is wealth.

Lol... ... Na pastor own go different. Everyone is on one knee but pastor, ehn?

That sub-sector used to be good in those days but not now.

This Trump guy wicked sha o.

Just imagine you've said your 'bye-byes'... your family and the whole street have killed a cow for you... you've even 'gbenshin' that girl wey dey always do shakara for your area just because she heard you're travelling to yankee only for the US authority to send you back on the next available plane. Chai!!! If na me, I go kuku ma travel down to my village, 'Umuhu'. From there, organize my departure to 'Ouagadougou', the capital of Burkina Faso

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pyyxxaro:
Fayose you think you are doing me

Someone should borrow me that meme

Here you go...

Old news OP. In fact extremely very very old. Where hath thou wence comest this?

Hmm... Let me not jump into conclusion here. I'll be back with my comment after a thorough research.

With time, everything will get in shape. You'll even spread your tentacles to accomodate other profit oriented niches.

Harsh Agrawal, the owner of shoutmeloud earns over 30k dollars every month. He's your mentor you mean?

180k

What an effrontery...

...and Mr President will surprise you. He'll call you soon with a voice vibrating with alot of energy.

... I guess a cloned one

Lol... Time to leave his 'village' for Lagos.

Cool

Hmmm... Horror movie

#IDidn'tSayThat

Good...

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Hope you won't be a scapegoat first.

#NoBeMeTalkAmO

xlextj:
guy pls pursue that career diligently, there are less than 2000 registered quantity surveyors in Nigeria, no matter what if u r really good at it u will make head way, and try to start ur master ur excel spread sheet

You can say that again.

#GoodAdvice

What a pity

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He'll soon go like others.

#HadIKnown

What a pity

Good one there OP


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Afisuru

Ahn-ahn... some human beings and their insatiable thirst for riches, ehn?

He should be sent to one of the newly discovered exoplanets to occupy till his time is up. He doesn't belong here at all.

#GreedinessKills

Precision Drone... This kind fits Kim Jong-un of North Korea.

Quite enlightening. Thanks OP.

That last picture ain't funny at all. Helen Keller bi ti bo? She was an adorable person.