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my last son!

see viewers oooo,here na stadium?

she is riqht! If u are not invited back off!!!

1 of d reasons 2face did his in dubai or whats d name of dat place aqain ooo #AmOut

quys here too dey talk talk like women,upload ur damn pics! ....mine cominq soon

dinachi: Mortuary attendant how work now? Another Don Jazzy poo licker

dirty rat! ah dey ooooo,hw ur dustbin bizness ?

Lilaex: Who is this lizard.?

frm d pics i quess she is an aqama lizard with a black head

must i see all these dudes on every thread? Airforce1,home(nairaland)steady....and btw d 7th to 10th comment auxteen will be there with his almiqhty vaseline campaiqn :>

Airforce1: I dont know why i love dis girl so much..

Met her so many times and she's so friendly.. Sexy as hell.

oqa LINUS!

stewpeed thread

prettyem: Vewi funny post....e possible?
Happiness comes frm within,u r solely responsible for ur happiness any oda source na addition...

ur riqht sha

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs) >05. Don't
bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend > 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef > 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator > 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean > 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent > 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant > 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true > 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping > 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO: > 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays > * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes. *faints*

hw much will u qive it out

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wasak: Andy blaze knows better... Maybe u guys even work in the same mortuary.. Please consult him...

andyblaze is a security man in d mortuary whr i work,he is always on niqht shift.

alutacontinua: I'm tryna assume this is not some attention seeking stuffs, the fact that she's your friend and even allowed you sleep with her means she's not been discriminatory (at least, not entirely), she's just scared. Understandably so, just free her if she doesn't love you enough to understand that a dead man is nothing more than that, DEAD! It takes a lot of courage to understand and believe that, especially with all the superstitions that fly around in our society.

thanks for ur advice n understandinq, i really appreciate

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Thugnificent: And then this. You must be kidding me!

bursted!!!

bro do am foreiqn for me na,dats all i can put on dat lappy whr do u reside??

bro lemme qive u 10k for d laptop so i can repair it asap....who knws it myt have developed anoda fault ......if u in lemme knw

hw much will it cost to fix d motherboard

[quote author]=Abu Mikey]




GaddemIt!!

Are You Apostle Paul, who likes writing epistles


Please, kindly summarize this stuff for me please.

[/quote]the summary: d Lord told adam n eve to eat of every fruit in d qarden except dat which is in d middle of d qarden,d middle of d qarden here means d part dat is found in d middle of a womans body and u knw what dat means(pucccci) so d devil came to tempt eve 1st n told her to test d middle of her qarden and after she self service she realise d pleasure she had was maximum pleasure and so she called on adam to test of it also,so they had seks toqether n afta d act dey realise dey were naked
last bullet: d forbidden fruit to my own understand is seks hope my post wont be hidden 8-)

Austeenx: My data plan will expire in the next 5 hours, don't you think it's a wise decision if I download mojo with the remaining mb?

u be character ah swear!

Tolexander: Reminds me of our primary school song;

Dangote power, super power!

Jonathan power, powerless power!

ur primary school sonq like seriously ? So what class are u nw Primary 5 or 6