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Flyboy Zee: @OP, you didn't remember cleaning/ washing the car for about 2 hours every morning. Washing & cleaning the car anything he passes through a dusty street or a puddle of water. Trying to play Mr. Clean or is it Neat.

These days, the norm is to drive with headlights & hazard lights on during the day time. I wonder what he's gonna do when night comes or there is hazardous driving conditions such as heavy or windy rains.

Its always like that with the first car, but on buying the second car, he gets used to owning a car & begins to complain of those that exhibits all the behaviours described above.

Well, such is life & it is a passing phase that most a new car owner passess through.

Some cars were built with their lights constantly on. The way u can know who is faking it is to look at their hazard light. If it is on, then it is fake. Cars that have their parking light constantly on don't have their hazard lights on in that state...

Gabriel_sylar: of everything happeneing in the world...olympics,GEJ impeachment,obama and mitt roomney,syria war,turai and patience,aids vaccine,ipone 4,ssamsung galaxy 3,facebook market shares, etc etc dis is what u choose to hear

LWKMD!

na2day!:
Can anyone answer this question,
Is it by force to serve?

In today's Nigeria, if u intend to get employed in a meaningful institution, yes, it is compulsory.

Personally, apart from the fact that u will possibly know places and people u had no idea about, i feel that NYSC is totally useless. How can u expose the lives of ur citizens to such danger. It is an unbelievable macabre!

Fabricationalisminity

I prefer London that's why I've not been to UK!

What's this! `Application for love` would have been a more appropriate topic. Get off d net n go put on your toasting shoes. RBSH

Mine was a Motorola T190

They are diffent. Some people are young and very matured and some are old murons

He reminds me of man who killed both of his parents and when sentence was to be passed, pleaded on the grounds that he was an ophan.

The ideal man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, does not stay out late into the night , in short, does not exist.

Joseph comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The Customs official stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Gari," answered Joseph.

The Customs official says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The Customs official takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but gari.

He detains Joseph overnight and has the gari analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure gari in the bags.

The Customs official releases Joseph, puts the gari into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The Customs Official asks, "What have you got?"

"gari," says Joseph.

The Customs official does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but gari. He gives the gari back to Joseph, and Joseph crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Joseph doesn't show up one day and the Customs official meets him in a beer palour in Cotonou.

"Hey, my friend," says the Customs official, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about, I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Joseph sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

A Lagos man is walking through Wuse Market, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra to him for 500 Naira.

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 250 Naira

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 150?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 100?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion which looked hungry. One of the men reached into his bag and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him.

''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?''

''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

23 useless things in a man's body:

20 Nails: that cannot be hammered.

2 Balls: that you cannot throw.

1 cock: that cannot crow.

Don't laugh girls cos your pussy cannot catch a mouse.

You try but abeg next time try to try more. cheers

boy, are u funny? real cool

That guy is really as brainy as I am

nothing

much as I might love her, but die for her? c'mon I can't do that cos when I die for her, she'll run off with someone else. So, who'll be the fool?