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Kaycee7:
The controls are intuitive. Basically, it's easy to operate.

Okay thanks

Dannyxy:
poverty card rest, hope you sleep well.

So which pity strategy your fave go use today?

Use palm oil do make up or lipstick?

Or use tomato paste as lip gloss🤐🤐

How did Lois lane know how to fly Mister Terrific's plane?
Just asking......

Tom cruise is madoooh
That Biplane Dogfight was too risky and to think he was actually the one who did the stunt got me worried!😲😲
Thank God this was his final stunt and movie for the mission impossible franchise!

In terms of simping,he is the Numero uno in Nollywood!
Looks younger and fitter at 61
Happy birthday baba Tony Umez

It's inevitable that the rice mills will collapse!
The process needed to ensure clean rice plus bagging must go through various equipments that are electrically powered meaning if local power(PHCN) is unavailable,the manufacturers will have to resort to other power alternatives which is extremely expensive!
At the end,after all the production cost,the products will likely be expensive and the consumer won't be able to purchase these products!

renderme:
They should've judged after both acts.

Everything they've said now, the other team will use it in their own drama.

Not fair sha.

The other team will now project their voice, face audience, and try not to overact but be themselves.

Exactly!
They should have waited until both teams finished!

SOZINN:
This Superman was the weakest to ever to be released on screen, there's no way this weakling is not getting cooked by characters like Doomsday or Darkseid. Assuming he hit Guy Gardener in that building when he was asked to make a movie, Guy would have mopped the floor with him. There's absolutely no way Green Lantern who has watched Superman for 3 years and knows what he can do will challenge an angry Superman like that unless he didn't rate him.

Also you have to understand that Ultraman in this movie is not Superman's equal. He's a dumbed down version of Superman, Lex Luthor only said he's as stupid as Superman out of spite so beating him is no feat. Lex mentioning a few moves that have to be entered into a computer before sent to his brain is what enables this empty vessel to not only mop the floor with Superman but almost kill him Superman had to go back to get an ample dosage of the Sun only to get whooped again. Oh and if not for metamorpho, dude would have been swallowed whole by a black hole.

I doubt if Gunn's superman can survive a single punch from doomsday!
Superman may not only need the complete Justice League gang to bail him out this time,he might likely call on the MCU avengers to unite and defeat Doomsday!🤐

What does 'Tony umez' and 'Kola' have in common?🤔

Clement1111:
Make he write letter abeg😂😂

plus get one kiss denial

wahali he will successfully overthrow Ozo and i can rest from the simp talk on my boy

After trying to explain to Dede about his kiss to Isabella,that crown is no more on Ozo!
Ozo has been excused!😏

duduade:
Imisi: Come first, I want to show you.
Kola: I don fuq up
Imisi: So it is today you just know. You just know today
Kola: Hmm
Imisi: Do you know how you Parad for me yesterday
Kola: Imisi stop. I didn't para for you yesterday
Imisi: It's ok, it's ok, Wo!! I dont have power.. Im not fighting you. Oya, sit down.
Kola: What?
Imisi: I want to show you now. It's plenty.*She goes on to list the skincare products in her zara package*
Kola: The owner is a Nigerian abi?
Imisi: Yes.Why are you looking like that?
Kola: HmmmWhat can I do now that can help me fix itIt'sts the alcohol nooowww.. What can I do.
Imisi: It's gone. Nothing can be done..
Kola: But she's vexing for me
Imisi: Who?.
Kola: Dede
Imisi: Fuq her
Kola: Imisi !!! I can't fuq her
Imisi: Why is she vexing?
Kola: I dont know if she is vexing, but we have not spoken.She is not talking to you
Imisi: Hmm. But why? Why? It is nothing now. Just a kiss. Why is she vexing?
Kola: Obviously like. You guys dont understand. Dont worry. I'll talk to her, maybe this evening or tomorrow.. What happened?
Imisi: Nothing!! I wish you had listened to me. I was.. I dragged you... this boy, it was as if they added more bones to your body. I dragged your palm, but you still run there, just run there. You wanted that kiss so bad.
Kola: No.. cos i wasn't thinking. I was like...why is everyone making it seem like it is a big deal. Ahh!! It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I feel like I had a wonderful week , it just messed up my whole week.
Imisi: It is what it is
Kola: Hmmm?
Imisi: I say you didn't mess it up now.
Kola: My own is that I just hope that she gives me grace the same way I gave her grace when she called the 3 fishes too. I don't know if you get what I'm saying.. because she too, she did her own too that embarrassed me.. Mtscheew.
Should I talk to her today
Imisi: No
Kola: Why?
Imisi: Tomorrow at the party. She will listen.
Kola: Do you think she hates me now?
Isimi: No, she can't. Why? She already made herself clear that she has somebody outside, then if she is now acting up, then it means she is not being true to herself.
Kola: That is the thing. I dont think she is acting up. She wants to act like it is ... You guys dont understand babes sometimes. She wants to act like it is not doing her anything. But I know deep down, it is doing her. Mtscheew.. I know... I know... deep down... she is like, why would you go and kiss.. like.. da fuq.. like..
Kola: I want to write a note and put under her pillow..
Imisi: Mtscheew 🤣🤣 Are you in primary school? What is wrong with you? Dont do that!A Note that you are sorry?
Kola: Not I'm sorry.. just that
Imisi: Like you guys have not had any conversation since...
Kola: We spoke yesterday now
Imisi: Last night. And what did she say?
Kola: It didn't go well now.. It didn't go well like that. But she said she is fine. But now I'm thinking, why is she acting like... Why is she not talking to me. Is it that it's...
Imisi: If she is not talking .. just say Dede!! what's up?
Kola: She'll say I'm fine. But she is not the same. She is not being the same like we used to be normally that is what Im tryinh to say..
Imisi: That's why I said after party tomorrow.. because like she will be tipsy...and...
Kola: I dont want to talk to her when she is tipsy. That's just not right. For me, I am even stressing over somebody that's not even..
Imisi: If it was her you kissed, Im very very sure that she would have liked it
Kola: But now, Im sure she will never want to kiss me again
Imisi: But why? Is Isabella not human? Why not? Why not?
Kola: What I mean ... I'm talking about like....
Imisi: Dont let it get to you.. It was under the .. It was based on the..
Kola: Alcohol
Imisi: It's not a problem now. She should understand she is not a baby
Kola: True sha.
Imisi: At least when she left here.. Kbobo said she went inside with Koyin and they were on
the bed together. Before you..
Kola: I know that they are just friends..
Imisi: But do you know if they have kissed
Kola: Koyin and Dede?
Imisi: Do you know if they have, on the bed, last night, covered? You don't know. So stop!!! Like.. She should stop making it seem out of bounds
Its not a big deal it was just a kiss.
Kola: I didnt french kiss her. There was no tongue o
Imisi: But you were going back and forth with the lip.
Kola: The lip was - Up lip, Down lip, Up lip, Down lip.
Imisi: So what's now that one?
Kola: There was no * makes tongue action"
Imisi: 🤣Ahh your life....
Kola: Because everyone is making it seem like that is what it is. There was no tongue
Imisi: But lip, lip, lip, lip.. You guys lasted for like 1min
Kola: That's a lie
Imisi: How long..?
Kola: Just like 10 secs. 1minute?😳Do you know what 1min is?
Imisi: Ewoo.. chaii.. hei. Okay
Kola: Ah ah this house is get.. this house is cray.. do you know what 1min is? *Counts 1 - 11...and stops*
Imisi: So how long do you think you guys..
Kola: It was like 6secs..
Imisi: No, that's too short
Kola: Mtscheew .. Do you know what it means to kiss for 1 min?
Imisi: Okay, let's say like 30secs
Kola: No it was like 10 secs you people are...ah ah.. do you know what it means to kiss for 60 secs.
Imisi: So what do you want me to do now..
Kola: Nothing ..Oh. So I just come dey talk.. *starts to walk away upset*
Imisi: No .. Im saying should I talk to her?
Kola: Nooo .. I will talk to her. I was just gisting you my mind. Are you not my younger sister again..?? *walks out on her..
Imisi: Why are you vexed..? Kola!!!
Kola: No response.

Abeg make kola go write Dede letter so dat biggie go wire am strike!
So dat e go fit borrow small sense!

As for Superman,there isn't much to add to what I have already said!

I'm not saying that the man of steel should be perfect but being undermined and always assisted by everyone including his annoying dog?
Thats no Superman....thats a mini-man!

Even if there was an intention for Gunn to introduce other superheroes,superman should be the focal point in terms of strength not weakness!

Enough said!
Let me go and watch F1

Finally Watched Mission impossible Final reckoning and wasn't disappointed!
Had to watch it again and I hope to watch it today after F1!

Tom cruise needs to be given a special award for his crazy stunts!

Spoiler alert:
Luthur's voice message from the poison pill after the entity had been secured drove me to tears!
Bringing back William Donloe from MI:1 was awesome.
if you haven't watched MI:1 and MI:3,the first 1hr will not make sense to you...so I advise that you watch both films before watching final reckoning!

In terms of stunts,final reckoning is the 'numero uno' but overall,Fallout slightly edges Final reckoning in my opinion.

it was a superb and fitting end to the mission impossible franchise!

8/10

Geezeem:
It's scripted
We like it scripted

And we will continue to watch

Thank you

😁
If indeed the show was scripted,then these HMs deserve an Oscar each!
They have outdone themselves!

meobizy:
…and children want me to believe that this season isn’t scripted? ROFLMAO.

...And adults are still here typing on this thread and haven't left as promised while staying glued to their TV watching a scripted show everyday?😯🥱😂😂

Silentgroper:
So we best do anything to tie him down then ..

Man, they say Liverpool is being run perfectly but losing players for free makes that feel otherwise

That's what big clubs do!
Surprised that LFC board are slacking in this basic aspect!

Manfromlasvegas:
This kola dey hopeless as far as woman matter dey concerned. He is the greatest simp of all time. Imagine going to report himself to Dede that he kissed Bella.

Even kuture dey call am to him face jonsing man. Bright don call am aside to advice am say na game him dey, make him no reason am. Yet the mumu don go meet Dede again. Unless this is his own game, to make a fool of himself, there is no bigger idiot in the whole house.

Abeg this one nor be game at all!
This is simping at it's most ridiculous level!
Even Ozo's simping has never been this bad!
Kola needs to go home before he disgraces his entire lineage!😭😭😭

Imisi don confirm say nah Isabella kola kiss

Beorn:
She wants to cage Bright obviously and it's annoying to watch. Ordinary dance ọ.

This is why I don't like shipping in the house most times.

Bright should let he be!
She danced with other guys but doesn't want Bright to dance with other babes!

wetin dey do Kaybobo

Kissing is allowed

Bright make you resist the urge to dey caged oh
If not you game is over!

firJ:
So why are the guys singing and hailing Kola, ain’t they being childish?

Kola don finally chop french kiss based on how sultana describe am

Tifay:
Kola french kissed Dede or Isabella according to the housemates. I cant hear clearly. They are hailing him. I pity am sha

Drunk woman. Make she no deny am tomorrow oo

Maybe its Isabella

Geezeem:
A caught ...

meobizy:
Come and off my TV.

Atleast you have confirmed its not scripted and thats why you are watching it with keen interest contrary to your earlier comments!
Una too funny!

Mensah craze man

meobizy:
1. The show is scripted this year. It doesn’t mean we won’t see real personalities slip out occasionally.

2. After disappointing seasons after Mercy’s, I lost interest in the show. I will start following this season next week.

3. If it catches my interest, you people will know. I enjoy scribbling in this thread whenever I watch.

So why are you watching after claiming it was scripted and that you were done watching it?

meobizy:
Rooboy’s idea was fire. Let him not catch a strike because some people wore microphones. See sweat all over their bodies. They needed to cool down.

I thought you initially said the entire show was scripted and that you were no longer going to watch it
Na wa oh

Joanna and vibe 5 and 6

empress101:
I don’t know why u guys are sleeping on Thelma Lawson..
She is easily the Top5 beautiful girls in that house.. and she is not No5 nor 4 nor 3..
Is it because she is a single mother..
Height she get am
Skin she dey
Face she dey
Body she dey

Humble Titties!

Silentgroper:
i'd say no one needs a CB that desperate.. Even Mardrid militao is back and they just got hjulsen, that's understandable if they're not desperate .. I reckon Chelsea, hawk him to Chelsea we'd definitely get a 25mil since they'd want to swiftly get his signature before Mardrid comes knocking ..


But, really!!! this losing for free really has to stop .. Imagine we had sold Trent for like 100, we'd easily be paying 150 for isak. E just dey pain me .

I hope we cash out really big on Elliot sale..

LFC will never sell Konate to Chelsea and Kounate will rather prefer a move out of England!
TAA was a blunder from the board and they might likely make another blunder with Kounate!
That would have happened with TAA had they tied him to a contract extension before he entered the last 2 years of his contract!
Isak is tied to a 3 year contract hence the club can determine how much to sell him!