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Ghana home video. Dead brain bloggers |
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo. |
600yrs for u in buhari's farm |
Minjim:I am too clean for such site. Just give me one of his videos, just one. |
Boht the girl warrint a minor. There may be some kinda real lorf between them. |
So, this guy was really acting Indecency. Never seen his fideo sha. Anybody with his fideo here. I want to rate him on fvcking bases |
What do you expect nah. They went there for 'show' n the guys show them. It is 50/50 |
Angelfrost:you get bad mouth. Lol |
Go n confess your sins in relation to Chief Bola Ige murder n u will feel alright. |
Is this show the s extended by one week Laycon go give this girl belle. I kinda like her game though.. |
clairebode:no means of chatting privately here. 08121698594 |
clairebode:Brief me. |
ijawcitizen:very close to the Whitehouse in-between Chicago n Dallas |
#200 for condom |
tanteta:it will keep rising. That's what it does |
Tajbol4splend:fvck u for being too carefully careless. |
No time to waste grab the money, move, pause at the door, look back, take few steps back, prees breast, smack bum bum, finger the Toto, backhand slap on her left cheek, then I move on with the money. Mission accomplished. |
A memorable fun it was for me growing up in the Methodist Church in Ibadan, Nigeria. It was the same ravishingly exciting experience for all young people in my cohort. The church designed a lot of other fun events that got kids like me loving church. I remember the bazaars on Mondays following every church anniversary when food was in surfeit supply. I remember choir practice my dad did not have to force us to attend. Singing in the choir was my first love. It was in our home. You couldn’t be an authentic member of my family if you didn’t like to sing. However, the Methodist church where my dad was a leading lay preacher was not perfect because it was a gathering of human beings with blood flowing in their veins. With my eavesdropping infantile ears, I got to hear a lot of bickering and accounts of feuds between families and individuals in the church leadership. As a child, I did not understand the depth of the life truth that in any gathering of human beings, there will always be offences and misunderstandings. A few of my friends who were members of the Anglican and the Baptist churches confirmed that the same in-fights going on between families in our church were also common occurrences in theirs. Then I grew up and met the woman who later became my wife. She had converted from Islam to Christianity and her first place of worship in her new faith was a big Pentecostal assembly. She succeeded in convincing me to pitch my tent with hers. And as we nurtured up together in the relationship, it became a reinforced truth we both discovered that wherever you find human beings, no matter how anointed they claim to be, there will be fights. Many members of the Pentecostal church all over the world always pride themselves as saints who know the heart and mind of God better than everybody else. Pentecostals sound off like God’s deputies in kingdom matters. Unfortunately, in the same fold, just like other denominations, people fight each other dirty. In some cases, these fights are worse than duels in the occult. Pastors fight pastors. Assistant Pastor fights the Senior Pastor. Senior pastor fights the members of the Board of Trustees. Members fight each other and the pastor. Ministers fight overseers, and overseers fight bishops. In white American churches that I once attended, there were and still are fights. Black-American churches are also full of fights. And African churches are proficient in fights. When pastors break away from the mother church to start theirs, they fight. When someone in the Sunday School thinks he can preach better than the pastor, he fights and flees to run his own tent. When the Head Usher’s wife does not like the way the pastor’s wife’s dresses, there is a fight. When people are broke, there are fights. Pastors in the same city fight each other for membership and territorial supremacy. If brothers or sisters born of the same womb plant churches in the same city, they will fight each other. If their parents are alive, they may help douse the tension. But if their parents are not living, the fight will become generational. The church of the living God today has become one big arena of sometimes brutal, senseless and endless fights. It has become a battlefield over power and ego. Methodist Church members can’t stand the Catholic church and vice versa. Pentecostal churches think Anglican members will not make heaven as if they have control over that. Cherubim and Seraphims despise the CAC. And on-and-on in the body of Christ. Recently, I counted 15 churches that have sprung from our church. Over the last 19 years, however, 11 of them fought with me and one another in my little church to set up their own. The fighters fought and attempted to break up the small church into smaller bits and lure members to start their own. In the process, they had to tell lies and stories of things that never happened. |
Uzomacharles:this one is not human. |
Righteosness89:why? Watin happen. U that quotes bible here like Suleiman. |
blessedchild234:kudos man. Always on point. Did the horn enter through that guy's anus n came out through his back? Gored |
STEP 3: SCREAM BACK AT THE DOG: Screaming back at the dog is the next important step, with these you have achieved in depositing 20% of fear in that dog, it will start drawing back a little and keep barking at you. Biggest mistake in the whole scenarios. There was this big dod back in 1998 that escaped its cage and I happened to find myself at the wrong place at wrong. We jammed (suffocatingly close) it was barking profusely, My dick erected n about crapping my pants. I heard a voice that said I should scream back meeehhnn waiting I do am for, the dog dived me. If not for quick reflex it went straight for my balls but got me but wrist. It covered me completely. Once you bare your teeth you are in trouble. |
I thought it was a joke. My God! On camera. Nothing to say again |
What about Chief A. K. Dikibo and Dr. Daramola |
bluefilm:very unfortunate |
CAUSTIC002:I just tire o. Very very unfortunate. |
WibusJaga:please could you just tell me why una coach reserved his star players? He should do something if he didn't wanna be unfortunate o. Common O1.5. |
luvbane:hadn't had the chance to hurt you? Don't front with that kinda mindset. You gotta give him the benefit of the doubt a lil bit just don't let your guard down. Observe n ask the necessary questions before you draw your conclusion. |
So, what's up with the Yoruba demon? Is he a Yoruba?. You will be surprised to fine out he is a family man. See his confession as warning. You can come visit me though. I am as single as figure 1. |
yanabasee:why Yoruba? Yediot |
Onyenna:what of OT? |
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