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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:50pm On Apr 06, 2022

TopeQs:
1/10.

There's nothing in that movie.

I wished I had downloaded instead of watching at the cinema, I left half way through.... To think batman was playing in the other theater but 30 mins in and wanted to watch Batman from the beginning so I decided to see a new movie from the start.

Contractor is a shitty movie and all those involved should be whipped hard.

You actually paid for that crap? Wow. Before I downloaded it, I knew the ratings were poor but I downloaded it anyway just to "mark register" because I had enough MB to spare.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:34pm On Apr 06, 2022

Ellexy:
Izzit that bad?

Yep. Can't believe Chris Pine would starr in such an average movie

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:45am On Apr 06, 2022

The Contractor (2022) 4/10.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2022

milann:
who directed it?

Roland Emmerich.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:25pm On Apr 03, 2022

DieRich5:
hahahaha, data save

LOL. Don't be discouraged, you may enjoy it. You never can tell.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:25pm On Apr 03, 2022

Moonfall (2022) 3/10.

Words fail me in describing this movie. The movie moved from promising to ridiculous level of cluelessness. The script put the M in mediocre.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2022

LostMyZeal:
Hohohoho...what a brutal finish

Oh, so the Mbaise don is this irredeemable

I been think say na only for United thread he dey showcase him stupidity

Donstan, you have a dual stupidity feature, and you no tell me

Omo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 5:00pm On Apr 02, 2022

donjazet:
You've always been as stupid as stupid goes. You define that word to the fullest extent.

Today, it's tuchel has done well, tomorrow it's sack tuchel. Today your new narrative is that rudiger is carrying Silva.
You are literally the most stupid Chelsea fan on this board. Your takes read like someone about to write common entrance into secondary school. Like your brain isn't developed enough to cognitively process information.

I've told you to go and focus on rewriting your jamb and passing it this time. 5 times is too much.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 4:45pm On Apr 02, 2022*

LMAO.

See bullet of a 4th goal. I can't wait to read a week-long wailing and arguments on Jorginho vs Kante and Havertz vs Mount. grin

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:08pm On Mar 31, 2022

DanielOyaskii:
See gutter ratings....wentin dey occur?

Jared Leto can't catch a break.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2022

Baddestguyp:
I'm not watching Eternals...
Let then enjoy their gay shit

I think the major reason you won't watch it is because the movie is an average movie that's not memorable. If it was a major successful blockbuster, you'd forced to overlook the scene and watch it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 7:12am On Mar 30, 2022

Lana1:
Una wey dey watch Super Eagles sef, is it patriotism or what??

As in?!! I don't pity those that had their hearts broken while watching and hoping on these Super Chickens. I watched only the first-half of the first leg and never bothered again. I won't say I saw it coming but anyone that watched that first-half, which by the way is one of the most stupid and boring football I've watched in my life, and still had the mind to hope on these bunch of overhyped mörons, deserves no pity from me.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:15pm On Mar 29, 2022

MJBOLT:
is the 20k offer still available,I need money like this.

It is available but for that moniker after listing 5 plot holes.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 2:58pm On Mar 29, 2022

Calibrator:
Dude should have stuck with drama... Action movies don't do his skills justice.

On the contrary, though he surprised me in that movie (having known him majorly as an action figure), I still believe action movies is his forte.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:52am On Mar 29, 2022

Baddestguyp:
I cannot go back to watch a movie I watched years ago...
The movie is very unmemorable and not worth the time rewatching...
I watch 100s of movies and series and I don't keep memory of anything not worthwhile...I only remember my reaction and initial review of it

Whether it's unmemorable, not worth anyone's time or the worst movie of all time, one thing you can never prove is that it has numerous plot holes. There are facts and there are opinions. I've got free 20k to give you if you can list 5 plot holes from the numerous plot holes you said it has. That's how sure I am that you don't know what you're talking about.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:02am On Mar 29, 2022

pu7pl3:
Demi Moore's boobs should boost ratings to 9

LMAO. I didn't even notice her boobs. She was decently dressed all through.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:57am On Mar 29, 2022

Nickshrapnel:
I saw the movie when it premiered, I don’t recall it having so many plot holes like he claimed

His claims are false and he knows it that's why he can't prove it.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:56am On Mar 29, 2022

Baddestguyp:
sorry but I won't rewatch a very average movie just cause I want to bring out the numerous plotholes and failures for you...
You said you just watched it...reflect on it yourself for 15mins and you should by yourself notice all the many issues

I never said I just watched it. I watched it the year it came out and there's nothing to reflect on. You made the accusation that it had many plot holes but yet to list just 3 out of the many plot holes. The onus is on you not on me. Knives Out does not have many plot holes, unless you didn't understand the movie you watched.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:53am On Mar 29, 2022

A Few Good Men (1992). 8/10

One of the best Tom Cruise's flick I've seen. Definitely an Oscar worthy legal drama. Cruise was at his absolute best.

Forget it, most movies of these days ain't got nothing tangible compared to golden oldies like this.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:37am On Mar 29, 2022

Baddestguyp:
I watched that movie about 2 years ago...
You honestly can't expect me to remember anything about it...
All I remember was my opinion on it and that it had lots of issues...
It's not a memorable movie

You can say it's not a memorable movie to you, but you're wrong on it having many plot holes. Re-watch it and list about 3 of the the so-called many plot holes.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:35am On Mar 29, 2022

WHITELIGHTER:
Death on the Nile is just a copy of Murder on the Orient, not only a sequel...the similarities are too much jare

Both Murder on the Orient and Death on the Nile are movie adaptations of the same novels name by famous novelist, Agatha Christie. It follows similar patterns but I wouldn't call it a copy.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:30am On Mar 29, 2022

pu7pl3:
All of them 2nd frame looks sketchy tho

Wrong. Only the first one is Margot.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:27am On Mar 29, 2022

noob03saibot:
is it a remake? I know I saw one way back during secondary school days. Agatha Christie poirot or so.

Yes, it's a remake. The first one was produced in 1978.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:25am On Mar 29, 2022

Karleb:
Death on the Nile. 7.5/10

I wonder why it wasn't called deaths on the Nile. Gives me the knife out vibes. Great detective story.

This Death on the Nile is a reboot of the original Death on the Nile in late 1970s. So, actually, Knives Out should be the one giving you the Death on the Nile vibes if you'd watched Death on the Nile first. Agatha Christie wrote the novel over 40 years ago and the movie was adapted from it way before Knives Out was ever thought of.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:32pm On Mar 25, 2022

abduleez1:
Omo guy you Sabi download nonsense movies oo. Lol, see list.

Those movies are the surest way to sleep. grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:30pm On Mar 25, 2022

DieRich5:
hmmm I hope this movies here no be waste of data o

Black crab was my main movie here to watch next week

You can still watch it. You might end up enjoying it. Different strokes for different folks.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:15pm On Mar 24, 2022

Achilles100:
Movies for the weekend:

Deepwater
Black Crab
Master.

Avoid Black Crab if you can. Disappointing movie. Below average. The worse Naomi Rapace movie I've watched.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:15pm On Mar 23, 2022

abduleez1:
Ahh .....

E shock me too. One of the most shocking ratings I've seen on here.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 7:42am On Mar 20, 2022

Baddestguyp:
So The Blacklist reach season 9?
Wow they really milked that series...

Right from season 1, I knew it had no destination but I still watched till season 4 cos of Raymond Reddington...I finally gave up after I couldn't cope anymore with how bad the series was...

The Blacklist is perfect example of series that's moving "as the spirit leads"

I quit the boring and uninspiring series after season 4 too. Based on the hype I read on this thread about the show, I downloaded 4 seasons of it at a go 4-5 years ago. It was one of the worse decision I've made in my series life. Total waste of my time.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:08am On Mar 20, 2022

Parallel Mothers. 8/10

This movie throughly deserved the Oscar spot it got and I hope it wins over that Drive My Car. Drive My Car was good as well but it dragged on for far too long and ended up being boring. Parallel Mothers had the right pacing and duration and it's more engaging and captivating. One of the best Spanish dramas I've seen in recent times.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2022

abduleez1:
Lol, I no fit give am pass 7.5
Maybe the fz movie picture quality dilute the experience. Also half my mind dey hover around the historical accuracy of Commodus in comparison with his other portrayals.

Please re-watch the movie using at least 480p quality MKV format and you'd have a rethink. That movie is an evergreen classic. Worthy of an 8/10 rating.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 4:13pm On Mar 15, 2022

AnfieldFan:
Hatred you say.....

https://streamable.com/vl82ne

Carragher's full speech....

He stylishly removed the full speech/context in order to gain sympathy.

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