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Romance / Re: Should Sex Really Wait Until Marriage. A Case For Both Sides. by berbajiday(m): 1:42pm On Dec 25, 2013
ayo84: Sexual incompatibilty is a big issue nowadays, ladies who have tasted it from married men and professionals, don't want a male virgin with no idea of how to last long in bed.

And most experienced men, don't want a rigid, unexpereinced woman, if you have two virgins, its cool, if they go into it together.


But when you have one partner who has explored all kinds of fantasies and the other partner , a novice, then there would be problems, a case where a lady who has warmed the beds of so many men, decides to settle down with an innocent, young, virgin dude , that's going to be disastrous.

Exactly, compatibility is key tho that should not give room for promiscuity.
Romance / Re: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by berbajiday(m): 1:22pm On Dec 25, 2013
dejt4u: I gt 99problems bt a b*tch aint one
She's all 99 of em i need a machine gun..........Eminem
Career / Re: 20 Ways To Instantly Build Your Self-confidence by berbajiday(m): 11:54am On Dec 22, 2013
This is awesome, was well worth my time. God bless you OP, couldn't have been better said.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Olodo Facebook Status by berbajiday(m): 8:40am On Dec 16, 2013
La_ JuMe: 'RIP Mandela. Its so sad,another actor is dead.Gonna miss ur movies'
cry

Lmao
Jokes Etc / Re: Olodo Facebook Status by berbajiday(m): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2013
Thank God for spearing my life, LWTMB . jeez like seriously? Shey God dey use Spear ni?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by berbajiday(m): 11:37am On Dec 15, 2013
touchplay: Omor....ma gal has done worst ni...... Imagine a gal. I 'v bleeped uncountable times with out coats on..called mi phone on a gud day,n ws crying 4 allmost an hour...i felt lyk dieing wen she finally told mi she went 4 test in †ђξ morning,n she ws HIV+....it sounded so real,cos she ws kinda ill during dat period....i nearly die. Thank God i didnt go with my mind 2 drop 4rm were i ws receiving †ђξ call,my pent house. Mehn,no b small tin.....my head jst swell up,cm n see cold n sweat @ same time all over mi body....i took evritin maturely sha,n passed †ђξ f**king test...buh i warned her seriously,neva 2 play with ma feelings again..cos dat kinda test cud take smones life......gals n dia brain. Smh

Buhahahahahahahahaha, Azzin hilarious tho
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by berbajiday(m): 10:05am On Dec 15, 2013
jmoore: I will be very happy to fail the test.

In fact F9 will be my grade. And I will never apply for a resit!!

smiley

Lwtmb, like seriously the trial was expensive na haba, I am very sure if it were to be like a 2/3months relationship the OP would hv quit and cut his losses but he probabaly took into account the 3years of being in a relationship that gave him so much joy, he was faithful and devoted, all the same many girls will lose a good man with this kinda test.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wrecking Ball Remix - Nigerian Version by berbajiday(m): 10:36am On Dec 08, 2013
Willgates: saw this video on YouTube, it's epic hilarious. watch and thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUvy8KqKGUw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

hilarious video, was that really miley? lmfao
Romance / Re: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by berbajiday(m): 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
Chanchit: You go just fall urself hand if u tell her now, jst chill till she has no choice, like after marrying her.
Those gals like anything but the truth..

I knw a guy(carpenter) that married one fine gurl he met in a club, he flashed some cash, he told her he's a contractor. When they got to his face me I face you house, he told her that he's doing a job in lagos n needs an apartment for the main time before returning to abuja, he impregnated d gurl, they got married. The lady later found out from one imam that always mention Kareem agbegilere (kareem carpenter)during morning prayers from d mosque in front of their house the guy always denies, a neighbor later confirmed the story. The lady left in anger, but returned d following week cos she's heavily pregnant. They still leave together, whats my biz' if they are happy or not.

And to all this brainless ladies quoting me, if u have common sense, you won't fall for cheap lies. I'm out of here jor.

Lmao tough niccur, nice story tho. The carpenter was able to get away with his act, the OP mite not if he tries it the carpenter's way. I honestly think the OP's lies are too grave, I don't think he will get away with it .the lady would likely break up with him when she learns the truth but what if she hears from another person outside? She would be shattered. Let him man up, swallow his pride and tell her and let's see what happens.
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by berbajiday(m): 3:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
Joseph Cudjoe: Honestly most women r 4cked.I just wish God can remove anoda rib from me nd create a diff specie from woman for me.OP u a strong man.if it was me I wud b on my way 2 kirikiri by now.

For murder I guess, lmao
Jokes Etc / Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by berbajiday(m): 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2013
js_pac: ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.

Lmao, this should be within the joke section.


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Autos / Re: Went To Contonou To Get My 2006 Toyota Avalon Xl by berbajiday(m): 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
Victoriousvic: Congrats sir!

When I saw the title, I actually thought the car was seized or stolen from you at Cotonou. grin

I thought of the same thing too smiley
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by berbajiday(m): 3:39pm On Dec 02, 2013
lalyiva: and so?? sh**t happens
move on
this case no carry water,it happens everyday. pleeease gv a gurl something worth being faithful for

For the love of God what kind of reply is this? Why don't u zip up if u dont have anyfn tangible to say, u sound like you can do what the OP's girl did. SMh
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by berbajiday(m): 3:29pm On Dec 02, 2013
GeneralShepherd:
Lmao, nice advice but you went in hard no be small oh!
This general belief is faulty. Why should he remain friends with Veron if he has proven to be disloyal? Do yourself a favour,draw a line btw you and Veron,but still hangout with him make men no talk say you dey eff up!

Veron cannot be trusted infact he is worse than your babe

As per forgiving her?

If you are ugly and crippled with zero prospects of any girl liking you then forgive her,at least then you will be a great doormat!

If not you know what to do
Music/Radio / Re: Born Sinner by berbajiday(m): 11:42pm On Jul 20, 2013
Pretty impressed with cole on this album, I think the album rocks, villuminatti, power trip, born sinner and crooked smile are my favorite tracks in the album. give it to Cole d dude is amazingly good, one of the few rappers I enjoy listening to.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Hits Fan With Microphone At Concert by berbajiday(m): 3:28pm On Jun 21, 2013
50calibre: This is why they say a violent woman requires a violent guy who would treat her violently. She hit a fan on the face just for holding her whereas beyonce did nothing when a fan touched her backside.

Christ brown was nearly lynched for beating her, now everyone can see that she deserved to be beaten.
u r very right sir but it's Chris and not Christ, the only Christ I knw is Jesus Christ lol
Family / Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by berbajiday(m): 11:20am On Jun 21, 2013
kufre2010: I'm still expecting kumiyi to come and denied that he didn't support this wedding. Double standard.
this ur gbagaun can't be denied tho
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Recruitment For Academic & Non-teaching Positions by berbajiday(m): 9:26am On Jun 21, 2013
ondo_boi: Old buka? you must have left ife ages ago.
lmao e don tey oo, no old buka again, nw OAU central market
Literature / Re: Story: Taking Chances by berbajiday(m): 4:07pm On May 26, 2013
Princesa it's my first time of commenting on this brilliant , spell-bounding piece of story, you have actually kept me glued and interested in this story of yours. From the plot, to the suspense, to the command of the language, everything is on point. I think u will make a brilliant writer, the galaxy is the limit though and I think there's still room for improvement. Well done,now do us (ur fans) a favor, pls don't keep us waiting for long, we understand that u r busy and have a life of your own but we will appreciate it if the interval isn't that long. By the way my name is JIDE, and I kinda like that character JIDE smiley Daisy I must admit is a very patient person, she was treated as shit and she still stuck around? Seriously? I think I like Ade's playfulness too and Brenda's cockiness. All I all, the story was worth my time. Thank you!!!

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Politics / Re: Black Out In Kano- How About Your State? by berbajiday(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2013
No light in Ijebu-ode Ogun State since yesterday, they flashed it this morning for 5minutes and then took it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Section Is Your Favourite On Nairaland? by berbajiday(m): 5:27pm On Apr 16, 2013
Since I am new on naira land I prefer to stay on the front page but now I guess I wil challenge myself and dig deeper as if I'm a farmer. Lol
NYSC / Re: Why Do Male Corpers Like Sleeping With Their Female Students? by berbajiday(m): 1:32pm On Apr 08, 2013
lol, may God forgive your sins, girls young enough to be ur younger sister. smh
o42austino: @Nosu,i did not start this.when i was posted to Akwa Ibom i told my self that i will not engage in things like that but before i know it a female student walk up to me in our lodge and told me that she is feeling cold and will like to stay in my room till she feels warm my brother before i know it things started going down and more of them are still coming since we are in raining season oooooooooo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 8th April 2013 by berbajiday(m): 1:29pm On Apr 08, 2013
from the onset i knew you were a chelsea fan even b4 u declared, true chelsea was robbed in the league earlier at stamford bridge and united get decisions in their favour but comeon! to say nobody respects united because of their fraudulent practices is fallacy, anytime united wins, haters seem to think their opponents were weak or its mainly cuz of refrees which is a wrong notion, and to say united has beaten chelsea once in three meetings despite their league standing is wrong, chelsea is a very good team just inconsistent, on dia day, they can take down any team. and lastly chelsea were 6th in d lg last season and still ended up wiv d UCL, would u say all oda champions league teams were poor or epl teams were top notch? prior to ds season united had 5-6 straight victories against chelsea(including both legs of d ucl). we all know u hate united but come on they were robbed by the turkish ref too. dont allow hate to cloud ur judgement next time, pls be rather objective.
1025: no matter how many points man u has in the league, nobody respects them for that because we have the records of all their fraudulent activities that kept them there. why won't they be there when all they do is use howard webb and mark clattenberg to rob other teams? give wigan half the favours manu gets and they will win the epl.
look at champions league and capital one or even the recent fa cup tie where both refs were not involved, man u were peacefully dumped out.
look at the position of chelsea yet man u have one won them one in three meetings this season even the devil shouted over the most obvious fraud in football where two red cards and an offside goal were the surviving grace for the best team in the world.
epl is a shame because such a low performing team can't win an organised tournament.
i am happy to be a chelsea fan because we win and loose honourably. i can always dance azonto when i remember that we sent them home in capital one cup and fa cup.
Phones / Re: Good Samaritans Who Returned Lost Phones by berbajiday(m): 8:36pm On Apr 06, 2013
ika, its not fair oo. i can understand ur plight but then who knows if u will even get a job as a reward for the honesty shown. pls think twice oh
Scarpon: for this kind weather na hin I see bb poshe or iphone 5 and u expect me to return am?? na jaz??

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Education / Re: Is Mathematics Really Important? by berbajiday(m): 7:28am On Mar 28, 2013
yuzedo: NO!!!!! angry angry Only English are important. Is a this-grace dat dey still teaches Maths in skoool. dey shud change to Quantitative. Nobody need Algibra, calculux, aritmetick, geometri, etc to progrees in life. Just open shop in Alaba. Hope dis helps, cheers. angry
LMAO!!!!!!

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