₦airaland Forum

Splazy:
I need to raise 100million within one month.

@Splazy wetin dey your mind?

which message?
Looks to me like a timid little girl confused about what role to play. teenager or slayer?
excited to be shopping designer wears in Dubai but hasn't developed the olosho taste buds.
I am already feeling sorry for her.
u can really see she's a small girl rather hanging with her boy mates but the no limit spending her mates can't afford is too tempting.
Na adult dey push dis pikin into this life and it's probably the mother

sonofElElyon:
The story didn't state that the lady is a Nigerian. Only the guy was identified as such.

we know that the woman is from edo state

People want to use style and arrest me. "Pukka" in hindu. Are we in India?

The presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, has dissociated himself from campaign poster that was seen in Abuja and its environs.


The posters, which also bore ‘Pukka’ a Hindi word which literally means ‘Genuine’ emerged after a report on how Atiku allegedly enlisted the assistance of two cerebral lawyers in Washington DC, United States of America to lobby the American government for recognition as the winner of the last presidential election.

Many of the posters were seen in the Central Business District within the Abuja city center.

Atiku reacting in a statement by his Media Adviser, Paul Ibe, dissociated himself from the posters, adding that he is focused on retrieving his stolen mandate.

The statement reads: “Our attention has been drawn to posters of His Excellency Atiku Abubakar, Presidential candidate of Peoples Democratic Party in the 2019 election being circulated in Abuja.

“We disassociate the former Vice President of Nigeria from the said posters in circulation.

“The campaign season is over. The tainted electoral victory by the incumbent is being challenged in court.

“We refuse to be distracted, which is exactly the objective of our opponents but to remain focused on diligently pursuing our election petition with a view to retrieving the stolen mandate.”

Congratulations my sister.
See what you went through for the PhD and then that your stupid university will go confer doctorate degree to E-Money.

Dr. E-Money now on his insta page.

You are the real DOCTOR

who gain? family of victim lost.
Dangote lost.
Next time all parties use your head.

Pat081:
keep the f*******k news and ur one side name up mumu, because i don't believe u because ur people are not dia.. Igbo people I mean

My intention is not to highlight 'ur people'. I am Yoruba muslim and I hate criminals period.

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has fixed a date and time to begin the execution of 23 Nigerians sentenced to death for drug trafficking. The Saudis have refused to make the data public, but according to The Nation, the beheading will take place “any time from now.”

The Nigerian government has also been blamed for the execution of Nigerians in Saudi Arabia, because of its late response to issues concerning its citizens.

Saudi Arabia usually carries out the beheadings at Deera Square in central Riyadh, the capital city.
Another Nigerian, Wahid Somade, was arrested last Thursday at Jeddah Airport, in Saudi Arabia, for allegedly smuggling about 1,138g of cocaine, Senior Special Assistant to the President on Diaspora, Mrs Abike Dabiri-Erewa said on Friday.

23 death row inmates could not be named for “diplomatic and sensitivity” reasons. But the names of Nigerians, both male and female, in prison in Saudi Arabia have been released.
Two are serving 20 years imprisonment while one is serving 15 years in jail.

There are 24 Nigerians who were condemned to death between 2016 2018 for drug trafficking in contravention of the Kingdom’s Narcotic and Psychotropic Substances Control Law issued under Decree No. M/39 dated 8/7/1428AH;

“There are 12 Nigerian women currently serving various jail terms at Dhahban prison for drug smuggling.

“Meanwhile, the following drug traffickers are serving various jail terms:

a) Halimat Oyebanjo Oyaya – 10 years b) Sherifat Shawni – 4 years c) Limata Ahmad – 10 years d) Halimat Isah – 5 years e) Olubumi Adejarani Olaniyan – 10 years f) Omobolanle Funke – 15 years g) Nuratu Bolanle Yusuf – 15 years h) Maryam Ibrahim Tanko – 7 years i) Rahma Abdulkarim 20 years j) Nuratu Yusuf Abike – 20 years k) Bolaji Kehinde – 10 years I) Yasirat Abolanle Salau – awaiting trail.

“There are a number of Nigerians accused of drug trafficking incarcerated at various Saudi Prisons but the Mission was unable to undertake consular visits due to refusal by the Saudi authorities to grant permission for such visits despite repeated requests and

“Drug smuggling into the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by Nigerians has reached an alarming proportion and all hands must be on deck to check this menace.”

The Consul-General gave insight into how a syndicate had infiltrated the security in Kano to perpetrate drug trafficking.

Naija babe, she just change am for the guy involve am for robbery

Nigerian medical doctor identified as Dr Olufunmilayo, took out time from his busy schedule to educate men who boast that the size of their male member can shift a woman’s womb.
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Dr Olufunmilayo wrote:

During labour/delivery, When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”. Yet 95% of penis width is under 5cm. Beautiful delusion.

He added:

But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this” Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width penis that will make a difference?

see as the last layer of the belle fold.

femi4:
Super lie....the check engine light returned after few mins

this help is for people without engine problems. CHECK ENGINE light issues sometimes result from excess oxygen from the fuel tank that will mess with the air to fuel ratio and thus the frequent oxygen sensor codes if you diagnose using a code reader.

Before you label me a liar for giving free advice, I suggest in your own case to really check your engine with a professional instead of looking for quick fix on nairaland.

elections over

Messi shey you remember?

I heard

"promises on security, the economy & the fight against corruption."
" We will continue to administer the resources of Nigeria honestly and productively."
"are also tackling illegal mining"
"seriously addressing the underlying issues responsible for the clashes between farmers and herders."

what did you hear?

If they see nobody on the roads, they will come kidnap on trains. Leaders have failed the people.
Even the operation puff adder is just puffing while people are being killed.
Soon another James Bond will take photographer into the shrubs for another photo shoot.
Even air not safe you didn't hear thieves are removing bags from aircrafts on the runway in Lagos.

Results of a failed government.

To turn off that stubborn CHECK ENGINE light on some older models, turn the ignition to ON for 10 seconds and then turn back to OFF without turning on the vehicle. Repeat this twice and turn on the car. The CHECK ENGINE should go off.
If light persists in some cases, disconnect the positive terminal of the battery overnight.

CHECK ENGINE on some Toyota and Honda models is because filling station attendants don't lock the fuel cap well. Make sure your fuel cap is locked till you hear the clicking sound

Let's be honest NJC goofed on their decision. IPOB should be commended.
Just wondering why a foreign country will be interested in Nigerian chief justice

kingemzy5:
see the way you dey talk as if na you dey in charge..... i give all credit to idiagbon and not you... even during your civilian rule it's still not you.. All thanks to pastor tradermoni I give him all the credit....
Terrorist
- you released 152 Boko Haram members into the society
- you recruited Boko Haram members into the armed forces
this guy is a terrorist
Buhari is a disease
buhari is an agent of Satan






























OilPussy thank you for calming me down unless I would have blown Nairaland because of that terrorist

Buhari come oooo this corrupt one is in SIFIA pains

One of the few Nigerian stories that brought tears to my eyes. I love this country Mehn

Danny no drink drink Drinkwater

gbam

Contrary to claims and photos posted by Mr E-Money on Instagram showing him dressed in convocation gown at the University of Lagos convocation.

He captioned the pictures:

To God be the glory! I have just received a Honorary Doctorate Degree in Business Management and Corporate Governance at an event held inside the University of Lagos.
I’m joined here by the incoming Deputy Governor of Lagos, Dr Obafemi Hamzat whose father, Olatunji Hamzat (an influential politician) also bagged a Doctorate Degree.
UNILAG debunked E-Money's claim by releasing a statement showing the list of people conferred with a doctorate degree but E-money’s name was missing from the list

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

The University of Lagos, #UnilagNigeria , on Thursday, April 4, 2019, at its 50th (2018) Convocation Ceremonies (Day 3), conferred Distinguished & Emeritus Professorship and Honorary Doctorate Degrees on the following eminent personalities:

1. Prof. James Dele Olowokudejo, a Professor of Plant Taxonomy, – Distinguished Professorship award.
2. Prof. Sulaiman A. Adekola of the Department of Electrical and Electronics Engineering – Emeritus Professorship award
3. Alhaji Lateef Olufemi Okunnu, a foremost Lawyer & a former Federal Commissioner for Works & Housing- Honorary Doctorate Degree (Honoris Causa) of the University.
4. Dr. Daniel K. Olukoya, founder of Mountain of Fire Miracles Ministries and a Molecular Geneticist – Honorary Doctorate Degree (Honoris Causa) of the University.
5. Mr. Jim Ovia, founder and Chairman of ZenithBank – Honourary Doctorate Degree (Honoris Causa) of the University of Lagos.

Please note that the University’s official colours are maroon and gold and the personalities who were conferred with these honorary awards by the Chancellor of the University (see pictures) are in the appropriate attire.

It is worthy to note that the afore-mentioned personalities are the only people who were conferred with these awards by the University of Lagos at the 50th Convocation Ceremonies, thus, any story stating otherwise is false and should be amended accordingly.

Thank you.

Signed,
Mrs. C. Taiwo Oloyede
Principal Assistant Registrar,
Communication Unit,
for Management, University of Lagos

Rilley:
Mehn see fresh yellow pussy

forget all na the same thing. open biology book

[color=#000099][/color] Reno here are Nigeria's challenges. Both presidents are from different eras with same challenges

Doesn't matter APC, PDP, Ibo, Hausa, Yoruba, as a Nigerian, one has to be scared if the statistics are accurate.

if I visit you now dem go say Igbo kwenu

tomorrow i will walk to the bank, pull out 20k, return home and spread it on the bed just to prove to mama Nkechi dat we have started.
Aliko see you in heaven where all men are equals

young 18 yrs flaunting her fresh stuff and selling it to the highest bidder.PJ, benz, cribs, Ferrari all in harsh Buhari regime, would've been proud if she was my daughter. Better than letting those small yahoo yahoo liars chop it 4 free and in the process chop all her small nolly money