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young 18 yrs flaunting her fresh stuff and selling it to the highest bidder.PJ, benz, cribs, Ferrari all in harsh Buhari regime, would've been proud if she was my daughter. Better than letting those small yahoo yahoo liars chop it 4 free and in the process chop all her small nolly money.

unilag has started selling degrees? what an insult to those tireless nights for a doctorate degree. what business has e money excelled in to deserve a doctorate? how many people has his business hired to impact the Nigerian economic landscape to deserve any recognition et surtout from prestigious unilag ? I sincerely ask and no hating intended

Atedo big pass dat bag








sorry tiff tell after dey clean out my house and I call one of my phones.
Oga no call us ���you big pass all dese things

pogba is a goat. inconsistent Guinea mofo. leave my team and go to Real. Ole get us some committed guys ala Ngolo Kante

that's good sir. after the software upgrade and update, you and your whole family will test it on international flight before we will ride in your plane again.

BTW if the flight no full Nigeria will volunteer some SARS officers to accompany you

Really how come we never heard about NNPC and Central Bank of Nigeria recruitment? Are these institutions not obligated to publicly announce recruitment dates or are these jobs reserved for the privileged?

I am bombarded daily with different multi levels schemes. How can I know which one is profitable or not?

As a legal practitioner, I am always close to being arrested as a result of my defiance and insistence to enter police stations with my phones. Today I have had altercations with police while releasing clients from Panti CID in Yaba and IG IRT in Ikeja. Another gentleman who snuck a phone in was almost thrown into the cell.
Seriously I am livid because I just missed a multi million naira client from Abuja because I had to drop my phones with officers at Panti gate.
What is Nigeria Police hiding for it to be illegal to enter their premises with a phone?

Xisnin:
Ghanaian government must be clueless to have sent delegates
to come and inspect a Chinese-constructed rail line in Nigeria.

iyamri loading.......

guy man

op I check the photos, no applaud. she just visit food show, these bloggers sef.
abi this na advert for nairaland SEO

fashrola:
Country style chicken wey fold up for Uyo....

see the photos, no applaud. she just visit food show, these bloggers sef.
abi this na advert for nairaland SEO

sojayy:
Out going governors right now...

woof which kind wahala be dis

sammirano:
Which one be gokada again

inside which hole you dey?

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daddytime:
Wey the agbaya picture make we check her mouth wether na member of the committee wey dey go act movie of chopping "Nshi" a.k.a shiit for Dubai...

By their mouths we dey know dem..

Igbeee eaters

@daddytime guy you want burst my ribs. lol �

mrkels:
I hope you people lyched and killed and burned and buried the customs man .
I saw that video , the poor man did not even touch the fool that shot him .

abeg how can we give customs the SARS treatment. I am volunteer to be 1st on the line

KingsleySmart:
And why is this not on front page

All this animals in uniform
Better vote for atiku

Google Nigeria customs and see wonders. these animals are killing Nigerians up and down.
since Buhari appointed this idiot Ali as customs boss, officers are authorized to extra judicially kill Nigerians. Everytime customs spokesperson Attah comes up with ridiculous lies.
Is rice and bales of clothes more important than our lives.
More annoying is those officers at the border collect money and let the contaband into the country while their colleagues kill Nigerians who buy these goods at Lagos markets.
which kind shit hole country be this. God.
https://www.nan.ng/lifestyle/customs-officers-kill-woman-in-lagos/
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.informationng.com/2018/11/horror-as-customs-officers-kill-woman-in-lagos
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://saharareporters.com/2018/01/18/customs-operatives-shoot-injure-pregnant-woman-ogun
http://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.legit.ng/1171740-tragedy-customs-officer-shoots-70-year-dead-intervening-argument-photo.
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://silverbirdtv.com/security/40924/customs-shoot-man-death-rice-smuggling-lagos
http://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.nairaland.com/3405485/customs-officers-shoot-dead-3-kids- and-okada

madridguy:
Chai, the guy don chop vegetable.

Chai why nairaland allow only 1 like

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

Guy which part of Lagos your friend carry you go? go and tell this mumu story 4 ur village. you neva reach Lagos be that. Ode

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

Guy which part of Lagos your friend carry you go? go and tell this mumu story 4 ur village. you neva reach Lagos be that. mumu

Izuogu1:
Remove the 5k from the N300k..Infact remove 20k...

��� epic

On short take 50k �� ode

bilulu:
she told him why is the account name differs from the his name and the guy tried explaining and was sounding rude, my friend tried probed further d she was blocked

Na nonso dis ? . can't you see sarcasm? we no send , nonso wan trend. that's it

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Control7:
Good Morning All,

I need to seek advice from good people of Nairaland. A friend of mine was taken to UK some years back, all expenses paid by his Uncle, got a working permit. There was a misunderstanding between them, the Uncle seized his travelling document including Passport and was told to pay back all the money he used in bring him from Nigeria to UK (5 Million Naira) before he is going to release his document.

After my friend worked and payed, his Uncle just woke up one morning booked ticket to Nigeria for both of them saying they need to go home. As we speak my friend is back to Nigeria without anything and after paying the 5M, the uncle still didnt release his Travelling document.

Please I need advice, Can he apply for a replacement of both working permit and Passport, let's assume he was robbed and everything was taken away, though he has them snapped on his phone. This guy is already depressed.

Guy are you trying to get replacement documents without paying your uncle 5M? And you want use picture on phone take get replacements ? Abi you confuse this for an oyibo forum. Let's see, You a naija guy wey don enter UK finish and paid all your debts and your this uncle has taken you back to naija and seize the documents. who are you fooling? If this your story na true , we will be reading about you in the nairaland crime section, one UK guy wey butcher him uncle, bury am, collect his documents return to UK

sinaj:
Handsome?

wetin dis guy do you?

LuciferElohim:
There is only one tribe that can scam from the Land of the Dead.


*spits

I second

shakmati:
So I'm really pained. I am a highly mobile kind of businessman but I have my family stationed somewhere in the North West. I send my silly wife a six figure monthly upkeep to ensure she takes care of the home properly. I got home a few days ago.

Today, she went out and I decided to go prepare some boiled rice and beans for the house. Can you believe that this woman does not have ordinary salt and vegetable oil in her kitchen? Women can be so unreliable and incompetent I tell you. This is all the work she does and she can't get simple salt in her kitchen.

Should I just divorce her? I hate incompetence. I need advice from y'all. Stupid or not. I don't give a frigging rat's arse!

- annoyed guy.

Oga divorce her. You happy now. Take advice

ngadaAwo:
nobody is above mistake especially at old age

You know say oyibo dey do somethings themselves instead of spending millions on stylists

dat Ghana smoke will do dat to ya

beresponsible:
3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau


* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund.
DAMN IT!!! CHEI!!!!This has nothing to do with Buhari or Atiku. How do we hand this country back to this people? Scary

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau


* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund.
DAMN IT!!![/quote]CHEI!!!!This has nothing to do with Buhari or Atiku. How do we hand this country back to this people? Scary

beresponsible:
3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau


* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund.
DAMN IT!!! CHEI!!!!This has nothing to do with Buhari or Atiku. How do we hand this country back to this people? Scary

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau


* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund.
[b]DAMN IT!!!

Oh My goodness God !!!! Forget Buhari this and that. Forget all this Atiku hoopla. How do we hand this country back to this people? Scary

pilarnig:
Tony anenni...

are you laughing? pure madness

Righteousness89:

Serious Senatorial Advice!!

i like the reply ' oga leave am joor after all na akunakuna all una be'