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she told me that she is done with me, and that i was there just to keep her company, and that her man is coming back soon. But she later called and said that she was joking...isn't that too expensive a joke? please i need your comments

nice write up

Lolz...she is pretty though

Lolz.

Armed robbers entered a church, and ordered everybody to bow their heads. They told the people that they are going to kill everybody,but the killing will be in alphabetical order.
A. R : what is your name Rev.?
Rev. : My name is Rev. Zamuel Zmith.
Pianist : My name is Zekiel Zebudiah,but the usher there is Akpors Akpan.
Akpors: Bastard! Don't mind him sire, my name is Zakpos, but my friends call me Zzzakpos Zzzakpan.

I dey live close to graveyard, every time i climb okada or enter taxi,i go make them think say i be ghost,when them drop me. One day,as i come down from one okada,na him the man ask me "where my money?",i smile, i tell am say i be ghost o...de man no even fear,him come dey shout...i come tel am say make him come make we go grave so i go give am him money...dah! O boy,de man get mind follow me. As i reach one grave, i knock,come talk say "Agiri,Agiri abeg give me #800 make i give this stubborn man". Na him i hear one voice talk say "take #1,000,na my last card be that...o boy if u see race where i take...LOLZ

CHEI! So 4 real dEMONz exist...*SMH*

Please guys, i really need your matured opinions here. At what age should a child stop requesting money from his/her parents?

In the class, a teacher asked the pupil to mention types of drugs and their functions.
Dallas : Panadol
Teacher : what is it used for?
Dallas : To subside pains.
Berk : Piriton
Teacher : what is it used for?
Berk : It is used to make somebody sleep.
Little
Johnny : Viagra
Teacher : what is it used for?
Little
Johnny : It is used for diarrhoea.
Teacher : why do you think so?
Little
Johnny : Because last night my mum told my dad,please take viagra so that little shit will be harder.

In a computer exam, a girl was frustrated because she didn't prepare for the exams. Seeing the frustration on her, her neighbour in the exam hall offered to help her,but she was requested to change words inorder for the lecturer not to suspect dubbing. The question was "who is Charles Barbage?". Her neighbour wrote "Charles Barbage is the father of modern computer...blah,blah,blah. In changing the words, the girl wrote "Charles Barbage is the Mother of ancient computer..."LOLs

Which of these would you share with your partner?
1. A.T.M pin
2. Facebook password
3. Phone secret codes

Point well taken...but according to 1st Peter 5:8 "be sober,be vigilant because your adversary the devil,as roaring lion,walketh about,seeking whom he may devour". Also, Job 1:7 "And the Lord said unto satan,whence comest thou? The satan answered the Lord,and said,from going to and fro in the earth,and walking up and down of it."

Who sent the "Destroyer"? Was he an angel of God or satan? Exodus 12:23 "For the Lord will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel,and on the two side posts the Lord will pass over the door,and will no suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you".

Nice composition...u must be a cartoonist,buh this is no joke@OP

Tho' Asian-women are known to manage the family budgets well,and groom the child for a better future. But do you think this won't demote the man of the house?

Every month,Yoshihiro Nozama hands over his entire salary to his wife Masami. She controls the household budget(despite him being the breadwinner) and gives him pocket-money. Infact, 74% of Japanese household budgets are controlled by women.

I had a discussion with a member of 'The Brotherhood of the Cross and Star,(A.K.A)Olumba Olumba Obu(O.O.O)" as to the personality of their leader,the lady said that he is the comforter,that is, the holy-spirit promised the church by Jesus. I am puzzled,so i want to know if the Holy spirit can be in the bodily form? Because the word "spirit" means "invisible".

A husband came back from work,and discovered that his wife was still preparinq dinner. He became angry and shouted "all women are donkey".
The next day,while travellinq,a donkey move across the road..the wife said "honey,becareful,ur grandmother is crossinq the road".

Hands are use for eating...my teacher said so

I guess d guy studiez Law...LWKMD

Juvenile Delinquency

Diz 'z a criminal law case,not civil...d burden of evidence 'z upon d prosecutor...there 'z a presumption in law dat states dat any person(s) accused of breach of d criminal code 'z assumed 2 be innocent,until d prosecutor proves beyond all reasonable doubt...in diz case,d Judge has adjourned d case for 4 timez...,& dat 'z even too much.

...plz who knwz d state criminal code of Plateau State...coz dnt rmba seeing d capital punishment 4 theft...dat Judge must be a buffoonery...maybe he thinkz d day waz 1st April

Yawn...lemme go and sleep...thread so boring!

...hahahahahahahahahaha...LWKMD...Na so so guyz dey full hai...na so una want babez¿¿¿
Make una go make moni,galz go dey follow una lyk housefliez dey follow sh.i.t.

Back in my high-school days,there was a gal,who was my classmate...,we were both gewd academically,alwayz competing for "1st" position in class(hahaha). Suddenly,i felt in-luv with her,but didnt ve d balls 2 tell her about my feelings,rather i told her friends... I later discovered dat she was dating a guy in anoda class,i not wanting 2 be a blockade 2 their relationship...,i killed ma feelingz 4 her.
2 yrz later,i met her in my varsity...,we exchanged banster and numbers...and we parted wayz. One 9t,a call entered ma fone,behold! She was d caller. She sounded nervous,and was stammering...,as a guy,i boldly asked her what d problem waz,she told me dat she'z going 2 tel me via SMS,and she dropped d kol. 5mins later,she sent a text,and d content was thus,"i knw u luved me during our high-skul dayz,ma frndz told me abt it. I also luved u then,buh cudn't tel u..." 2 cut d long story short,she said "can we date?"...frankly,i was and stil confuse on wat 2 tel her....coz am SNS(single not searching)...am afraid of hurting her. Am truly confuse...please i need ur opinions.