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Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Berthezda(m): 9:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
Nastydroid:
save yourself some cash nd stress,just spray the white casing to black
please,expantiate.
The whole face of the phone is covered with gorilla glass and the white color is inside the gorilla glass,so how do you intend i do that?
Or your deliberately joking with me.
Well if you know you don't have anything reasonable to say,just stay on your lane
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Berthezda(m): 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
Bosses them,i hail ooo..
Please uhm,i have a samsung galaxy s4(white) with no crack or damages and working perfectly well,no problem @ all and i need to swap it with a samsung galaxy s4 (black) plus i'll add an additional ₦2,000 ontop for agreeing to swap.
I reside @ owerri nd ill like to do this deal in person,so me and the person can sit and operate the phones so we can verify that they are both working perfectly before we make the swap..to prevent cheating of any kind,,and also the meeting will be in an open area for security reasons.so please any one who is interested should please quote me so i can pm you my number and we can talk better on whatsapp,,,
expecting a reply soon.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Abeg Make Una Teach Me How To Win A Ladies Heart!!!! by Berthezda(m): 2:54am On May 12, 2015
The fastest i know of,which is the truth and nothing but the truth is by flashing her bundles of crisp notes,ya dig?
Buh not all girls re moved by such.for this category,the fastest is,approach,vent your charm or talk your mind,any 1 goes.all na chyking...
No go talk any ha ooo,cos u can still collect slap.
Ya double dig?
HealthRe: Is This Normal? by Berthezda(op): 10:00pm On Jan 03, 2015
jasper7:
@op. I think it is quite normal. but if you feel it's disturbing you, visit your doctor. it costs nothing
hmm,i'm having a strong feeling that it has something to do with my surgery.
jst scared of going under the knife again,twasn't funny @ all
RomanceRe: you all should stop crushing on someone on nairaland, is getting annoying by Berthezda(m): 9:09pm On Jan 03, 2015
mirexxx:
i owe u no xplanationtongue



also checked ur dp.....
owkay,....i so hate 2 do this but..i will.
m so sorry for jumping into conclusion.
and as for you checking my dp,thanks alot for stopping buy.
RomanceRe: you all should stop crushing on someone on nairaland, is getting annoying by Berthezda(m): 8:31pm On Jan 03, 2015
mirexxx:
uglee facetongue
ahann,
lol,u dont get 2 call sum1 ugly bae.
coz i jst checkd ur dp
Healthis this normal? by Berthezda(op): 8:17pm On Jan 03, 2015
oooppsss
thread closed
sori
HealthIs This Normal? by Berthezda(op): 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2015
I had an eye surgery wen i was 14,nd i dont use glasses cause i see very clearly.
but ive got a slight problem nd just wanna ask if its normal.
i'm almost 20,*this year i'll be*,but for the past two years i've noticed that my tear duct emmits tears a lil bit more than normal.
if i stare at something 4 long,tears'll just flow outta ma eyes or if sum1 says something very hilarious,i tend to cry while laughing,with tears flowing uncontrolably.
i just wanna know if this is normal or do i see a doctor?
RomanceRe: Girls That Ask Guys Out Should Not Be Labelled "CHEAP" Or "SLEAZY" by Berthezda(m): 7:06pm On Jan 03, 2015
dem no dey cheap but e no dey advisable abegg.
*street credibility* is on the line,green light is more than enough.
RomanceRe: Guys Mention Ladies You Can Commit To And Date Real On Nairaland. by Berthezda(m): 7:01pm On Jan 03, 2015
nawa o
is this thread really neccessary?
i thot i came across an identical thread yersterday?
RomanceRe: you all should stop crushing on someone on nairaland, is getting annoying by Berthezda(m): 6:48pm On Jan 03, 2015
lol,cant stop laughing.
SportsRe: Exposed! - Hiding Reason Why Ronaldo Did Not Shake Uefa President Michel Platini by Berthezda(m): 6:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
op,why u no talk am 4 here na?
SportsRe: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Berthezda(m): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2015
lmao....so true
SportsRe: 2014 Fifa Ballon D'or by Berthezda(m): 6:28pm On Jan 03, 2015
na my boy ,cr7 na
who else?
SportsRe: Ten Things On The New Year Wish List Of EPL Fans(part 2) by Berthezda(m): 6:22pm On Jan 03, 2015
the other one's nko?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do If You See This At A Junction? by Berthezda(m): 6:18pm On Jan 03, 2015
mesoade:
I will bring out my di.ck,urinate on it then spit on it . . That will nullify the effect of the charm on it,then i'll take it.
what if d charm say no,i no dey nullify...
by the way,i thot dis is a superstitous belief dat doesn't work?
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 1:31am On Jan 03, 2015
ireneony:
tell her to always carry orbit chew glue with her, it works like magic..
those kind of people needs to keep their mouth all the time to prevent odor, cos when she keeps quiet for some time the odor will come out
lmao.
ireneony,sum of dose odors aren't coming 4rm the mouth.
i think its coming 4rm her stomach coz her teeth is as white as..,her tongue,as red as....nd im sure she brushes morning nd nite.
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 1:25am On Jan 03, 2015
MizMyColi:
*yawns*

Perhaps when I'm fully awake with my head functioning at normal capacity.

That okay by you?
u wan run abi?
issokay
*nyti nite*
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If A Lady Asks You Out? by Berthezda(m): 1:17am On Jan 03, 2015
i'll accept,tho i wouldn't advice any lady 2 do that.*2 kip ahold of ya street cred,biko*.
green light is enof
i prefer d thrill of the chase. *let em hide while i seek*
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 1:06am On Jan 03, 2015
MizMyColi:
C'mon naw --- Don't be myopic smiley
lol,,,,i'm not.
jst answer the question.
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 12:58am On Jan 03, 2015
its a huge turn off 2 me though.
i just wont find her attractive.
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 12:46am On Jan 03, 2015
MizMyColi:
This might sound unrealistic y'know.....but is there really a problem without solution and or an expiry date?
the expiry date to this problem can only be achieved if u'll be able 2 endure foul smell 4rm ur boo's mouth.can u?
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 12:42am On Jan 03, 2015
romzyxy:
Hmmmm. I ll find a cure 4 her. If d cure don't work den shez on her own.
i admire ur courage,it'll be a very differnt story if u just approached her and nonsense jst dey hammer ur face.
bros if u standfit....twale 2 u sire.
RomanceCan U Date A Girl/guy Who's Got Halitosis? by Berthezda(op): 12:30am On Jan 03, 2015
4 the ignorant-halitosis z the medical name 4 (badbreath,foul mouth..ecetera).
my friends sister is suffering 4rm dis condition and ma heart bleeds 4 her cause she's very pretty.*pretty doesn't just go well with badbreath,does it?*yuck!
i would very much date a halitosisless her....but with such condition?hell no.
can u?
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Take Ladies Friendship For Granted? by Berthezda(m): 11:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
Prixus:
I'm actually guilty of this. when I discovered that I had an unusually high sexual appetite n I couldn't just see any girl as a friend I stopped keeping female friends. as of today 80% of the girls around me r girls I've had a thing with, I'm having a thing with or I want to have a thing with. that's y when I meet a new girl I like defining my relationship with her so I know if we r on d same page n want the same thing. I ask direct questions. I don't beat about the bush. ever since I started this I've been able to do away with girls that aren't on d same page with me. funny thing is I get a lot of calls n messages like, " Brume, u just boned me abi cos of all those ur wives".
so all u do is kpansh up and down the earth?
HealthRe: HELP - Delay Ejaculation by Berthezda(m): 11:51pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
And some nairaland babes will be like............



I Wish I can Kidnap this guygrincheesycheesycheesy
i dey tell u
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Take Ladies Friendship For Granted? by Berthezda(m): 11:30pm On Jan 02, 2015
na u knw oo
RomanceRe: Is by Berthezda(m): 11:11pm On Jan 02, 2015
ronald4lif:
I no understand this thread ohh
she don run go modify the topic
i go coba am anyway.
the former title was something like "ladies do guys nid to pay allowances to thier girlfriends*
RomanceRe: S He Using Me??? by Berthezda(m): 11:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
he's a golddigger.
RomanceRe: When A Man Is The Gold-digger: 10 Ways To Know If A Man Is A Gold-digger by Berthezda(m): 11:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
i sha knw dat girls will ever remain da "supremo elmagnifico"of golddigging...nyce 1 @ op.
RomanceRe: Am DEAD But ALIVE ( Matured Advice Need Seriously) by Berthezda(m): 10:47pm On Jan 02, 2015
this guy dey mad ni?

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