My people, the woman's account, and that of her family members has been frozen, they can no longer pay d hospital bills in reddington. She is now in one of the general hospitals in Lagos ( sorry, i cannot disclose it for personal reasons). Reddington is just trying to cover up her embarrasment by telling us that she has been discharged.

obamma:


i urgently need a gateman for my house gate. anybody with any link on where i can get one should reply?

The place is at yaba surrounding. also there is accomodation for the gateman.

tx.

I dont think this is the right avenue to search for a gate man. Most of them are illiterates and do not surf the net.
Except what you are looking for is a security personnel, otherwise, u can ask your neighbours or friends for referrals. best regards.

makajibbz:

yeah, most times seks spoils relationships, but the guy didnt say he slept wit her, yet

@makajibbz, he didnt need to say it.
Just read between the lines.

heavydee:

How do i tell my girl friend that i'm tired of the relationship

That's what happens after u have slept with her. I'm sure u'll still be all over her if u've not done it. She should be the one who is tired of u!!

lol. this morning.

wldy have a misunderstandin wit ur babe/wife/bobo/guy

xynerio:

This girl I was dating told me she will come to see me at home after 1 month of datin without her seeing me. When she arrived I offer everything she requested for cos there was a supermarket close to where I stay. After eating to her satisfaction, I played a nice midnight blues for her just to make her swim in d ocean of love. I started touchin her and she said she is not ready 4 dat. Ok after much sweet words I said she later agree but wit condom. Ooh I went down to buy and my comin back I say her receiving a call. She told me her mum just called that maybe next time. Up till now I no see her.

@poster, go and think about your life. (^{hisses and walks away}

folami86:

Catholics are leading many people down the wrong path by focusing way too much on Mary, the Saints, and rituals. It's ALL ABOUT JESUS Jesus is the way to Heaven"

@ Poster just obey God's laws and commandments as best as you can and stop blabbing before you tongue takes you to hell. It is quite obvious you are jobless

Or better still go to the wilderness and fast at least you'll be useful to the world in that way.

John ope:

You can even enter Ojota at Ikeja under bridge.come down at Alausa bustop.Thanks

when u get down at Alausa, u take an okada to Ojuelegba, a train to Ajegunle, a walk through a path in the forest and finally a bicycle ride from a one -toothed witch, to arrive at the venue of the inerview

omnious lips
pot belly
tiny legs
dwarfs
naija guys with braids
red eyes
bad breath
and a talkative

goodass:

hug n till she

, , ,

This is one of the funniest posts i've ever come across. Been rolling on the floor with laughter

tboy1:


maybe she speaks different when she's at work
I gotta ere dis her accent . . . is there a way i can listen or watch her online?

maybe u can search on google

goodass:

et tu brutus beta?

wetin shele y u wan giv me MSM?

am nt deterred, goin ahead to Hug and KISS yu sef!

maim, stab, [color=#990000][/color]MURDER!!!

Really funny jokes

This is my first job, i got it through nairaland.
I work in one of the best banks in the counry.

james jami:

I am 30 and I just completed ICAN PE2 exams. I have suffered through to this stage living in the school where I recieve lectures even though I am working with a megre salary.

I just took up an appointment with a company that seems to be a bit okay than where I am coming from and I am considering taking a loan facility from a bank since nobody is willing to assist me with N180000 for a single room self contained apartment and I av only spent 2 months with this coy.

Please advise me in case there are negative implicative implications to the step I am about to take.

Thank you

james i feel so sorry for u. i wish there's a way i could help but i'm staying with a family member.
for the loan u are planning to take, i think it's risky since u have only been with the company for two months.
But if the pay will be enough to settle the bill (within the shortest possible time)and cater for ur needs, then go for it.
u know a bank loan means serious business. Try ur best and pray for God to help u settle it. God Bless.

mayayi:

Hi Beta 001,
Sorry,when did you apply and for what did you apply for?

i applied early this year, i think. for graduate trainees.
right now they are collecting cvs on line for graduate trainees and i think you should apply as soon as possible.

rolorolo:

@ Jeemoh
please, were you allowed to use calculator?
thanks

no calculators, i wish u the best.

ibis:

HI BETA 001!

congrats on your job! have an interview on mon with gt bank, as experienced hire.

how many stages are there? and any tips on questions etc,

would be appreciated!

i dont know about experienced hire, i applied for graduate trainee.
though the interview was more like a chat.
but you need to be sincere in everything you tell them (dont fake it)
i wish you the best.

i joined nairaland last month and i just collected my employment letter from gtbank.
nairalanders God will bless you all immensely for your help. i got all the info on nairaland.
may God reward you all by giving you a good job.
i will show my appreciation by keeping you all posted on any job.

says meeeee!!!!!!!

says me!!!!

no sorry, me think me last!!

the person who brought up this topic needs deliverance, big time!!!!!

thanks ifeme
i just did the talent stage and i didnt pass.
i wish u the best.

i've not gotten to that stage yet. but i will inform u when i do. please for the stage where you have to fill your pre-academic qualification, how did you fill it. Did you choose waec; and for the grade, did you list the subjects with their grades. thanks.

kaestro i feel for u. But u can still change. With God all things are possible.
You can do all things thru Christ who strengthens You.
Yoou are not alone.

Gosh, that's reeeally mean. I can't bring myself to say it to someone i dont like. But it's funny sha. [color=#000099][/color]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

kachikapor, God bless u immensely.
olufikemi, i filled the online form on their website.