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Religion / Re: Do Aliens and Vampires Really Exist? by Betty605: 11:56pm On Nov 14, 2007
HELLO!!

KNOCK KNOCK!!!
ANY BODY THERE?

i THOT THIS WAS A RELIGIOUS FORUM!!! undecided
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Gospel Singer? by Betty605: 11:53pm On Nov 14, 2007
OMUWUNMI:

BOB MARLEY
PETER TOSH
FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI
OBESERE
SHINA PETERS
OLIVER DE COQUE
OSADEBE
shocked


mycc:

@OMUWUNMI
gospel singer , you no dey read notice ?
heared MIDNIGHT CREW ?
LOL grin cheesy hehehe

Naijagurly:

I didn't know bob marley sang gospel?
he neva did!!!
Religion / Re: Where Is Heaven Located? by Betty605: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2007
OLAADEGBU:

Directions Home


I really like this one. Someone spent a lot of time on this,
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DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.
Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.

Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.

There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled
water.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.

You are on the King's Highway of Holiness - Heaven-bound.

Keep going for three miles:

One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit Amen, Amen
Amen!.

Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.

From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.

Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.

As you go on your way,

Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.

Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. (yes-sah)

Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.

Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and
Trials and Tribulations Ave.

But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
Glory AMEN!!!!!

SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.

Amen, Amen Amen!.



(clapping of hand, )
now this is what we call faith, i admire wise minds like these, although you got it from someone else but hu cares, I admire minds like these
Religion / Re: The World Will End In 2012 by Betty605: 11:45pm On Nov 14, 2007
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE


HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL grin cheesy grin, chill i'm not done
HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
@ poster
what dragged your eye to dat stuff, how did you find out about it, what where you looking for
dat led your interest to dis stuff do you believe in it,

(kai, God please help us oooooooooHHHHHH!!!)
Religion / Re: Voodoo, Witchcraft, How Real? by Betty605: 11:40pm On Nov 14, 2007
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER, WHEN YOU EXPERIENCE IT, YOU WILL KNOW IF IT IS REAL OR NOT!! shocked grin
Religion / Re: Imagine A Worldwide Ban On Bibles by Betty605: 11:37pm On Nov 14, 2007
may it neva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva infinity eva happens !! amen!!!
Religion / Re: Is Amen A Spirit? by Betty605: 11:32pm On Nov 14, 2007
I DONT GET undecided
IS IT THE SAME AMEN WE USE WHILE SAYING PRAYERS?
IF IT IS, FROM WHAT I KNOW, IT MEANS "I BELIEVE".
Religion / Re: Was Jesus A White Or A Black Man. by Betty605: 11:29pm On Nov 14, 2007
if he was from Jerusalem, Israel then he sure isn't black!! undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: *joke* by Betty605: 11:20pm On Nov 14, 2007
HA HA HA HA!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,

NICE ONE!!!

CULDNT STOP LAFFING!!

cheesy grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Nigerian Hell by Betty605: 11:12pm On Nov 14, 2007
LOL funny!! cheesy grin

dat was really funny, (clapping of hand)!!!! wooooohooooo!!!!, basket mouth has nothing on you!!
ENCORE!!!!!!! heheheheeee, (ok dis has to stop) lol.
Jokes Etc / Riddles by Betty605: 11:08pm On Nov 14, 2007
what happens to an egg when you tell it a joke- it cracks up
what do you say to a ghost with three heads-hello, hello
, hello
what animal is the strongest- the snail because it carries its own house
A thing that belongs to you but others use it more often than you do- Your name
what tongue is likely to give us trouble and yet doznt speak- the tongue of our shoe
what did the thief do when he stole a calendar-he looked into it for dates
why are egyptians good children-because they respect their mummies.
what is the colour of a bat's egg- (bats don't lay eggs).
Music/Radio / Re: Yahooze's Video Out At Last by Betty605: 12:06am On Nov 12, 2007
This is the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ1YLL9mvBU, The video was aite, but i would rather just listen to the song , the video wasn't needed at all, the song is lovely the way it is,
Music/Radio / Crank Dat Naija Boy Over 300,000 Views On Youtube. by Betty605: 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2007
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxfEC6RfueE, this links opens to a video entitlied "crank dat solja boy-African remix", Nigerian guyz did it, and it has over 300,000 views, really funny too!!!!.
TV/Movies / Vote For Dbanj For The Mtv Ema's by Betty605: 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2007
please go to this link and vote for dbanj http://www.ema.mtvbase.com/voteNow#/best-african-act/
Politics / Re: Who Is The Ugliest Politician In Nigeria? by Betty605: 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2007
he he he grin
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Gospel Singer? by Betty605: 11:19pm On Oct 26, 2007
oh i like his songs too cheesy, i also lyk cece winans, Out of eden, , oh dey are a lot of dem! grin
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa by Betty605: 11:46am On Sep 21, 2007
yes it doz, thanx!!!
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa by Betty605: 10:22pm On Sep 20, 2007
can anyone tell me if u can get a uk visa using an agent and how long it takes to get it using an agent?
Celebrities / Re: The Ugliest Actors/actresses In Nollywood by Betty605: 2:30pm On Sep 16, 2007
shocked shocked WAT IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE, THOSE ARE GOD's CREATURES U ARE ABUSING LYK DAT. (LOL), JUST IMAGINE IF THEIR CHILDREN SHULD COME ONLINE AND SEE THAT U ARE CALLING THIER PARENTS UGLY, ITS UNFAIR. IF U ask me, people shuld not care about outter beauty, but wats on the inside. (PEACE OUT)!!!
Forum Games / Re: What Have You Learnt Today? by Betty605: 2:18pm On Sep 16, 2007
IF u take a short cut in life, u get cut short. (how hard u work depends on the outcome of the goal u are goin 4).
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Actor/Actress You Want To Slap? by Betty605: 2:32am On Sep 16, 2007
I would slap ramsey noah, he is 2 full of himself. just imagine, my friend went somwere to get grub, the guy was dere, she new hu he was obviosly, but she dint want 2 get all hyped nd evrything (gurls hav 2 play cool especially if u are in a public place) cool, he noticed she was the onli one in the room not gettin hyped nd all. she simply got her stuff, he came where she was and was givin her this kinda "don't u know hu i am luk", she luked at him very wel too givin him the same look, took her food nd left. I DON'T KNOW WAT HE WAS FEELIN LIKE OH!, BRAD PITT OR WAT. was he expecting her to scream for him or wat? mshceeeeeeew undecided
Travel / Re: West African Countries Hate Nigerians? by Betty605: 2:20am On Sep 16, 2007
This is vey true o!, reasons y dey shuld hate.

-WE ARE KILLERS IN SOCCER grin

-MOST POPULOUS COUNTRY IN AFRICA (we get most funds 4rm abroad than most west arican countries) lipsrsealed

-MOST OF THE AFRICAN CELEBRITIES ABROAD ARE 4RM NAIJA (sade adu, lemar, taye diggs, chamillionaire, chiwetal ejiofor-nominated for best new actor , just 2 mention a few) tongue 4 d haters

-FIRST AFRICAN COUNTRY TO CARRY THE TITLE OF MISS WORLD (u gats 2 respect agbani) shocked

-YOU GATS 2 RESPECT WOLE SOYINKA lipsrsealed

-YOU GATS 2 RESPECT fela kuti, femi kuti, 2face (the first african to win an mtv ema lipsrsealed), if i continue i wuld use the whole of this page. This is y, evry oda African has 2 hate, (dier bizness). If people hate you, consider urself important. i rest my case.
TV/Movies / Re: 80% Of Nollywood Films Are Wack by Betty605: 2:00am On Sep 16, 2007
OH MY GOSH!!!!. OK u know wat, u guyz shuld go 2 nollywood nd tell dem urself. (i have seen enuf yaps, ma eyes don blind finish), ahn ahn, dey are tryin now.
Travel / Re: Please Dont Apply For Uk Visa This Month So You Dont Throw Your Money Away! by Betty605: 1:55am On Sep 16, 2007
ahn ahn, Dayo wats dat now.

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