₦airaland Forum

Don't kl me with that

You again

Any how

Season

Omo to won so

Another Banga

According to

Turn by turn

Another sleep or mis cate

Let the good one win

How market

Front

G

Fun and laff

Baba on fire

Out we go

I can't really tell o. Buh mine looks H

Help me rase voice I like

B D I J K L F



how for do

I be Oliver twist

omegafeetal:
Opinion Poll: Vaginal Tear Or Cut During Childbirth. A Dream Or A Dread.

A wonderful day to everyone.

In the course of my discussion with a group of women on childbirth experiences and associated issues including vaginal tear or cut during child delivery and its management. Someone stated that she dread having a Tear or Episiotomy again after the ugly experience at the birth of her first child which almost cost her life after being poorly managed by the healthcare workers.

Almost immediately after that, another woman expressed her desire to have a tear at delivery, cos she had learnt that the place gets tightened more as the sutured wound heals, giving more pleasure during intercourse.

I'm now seeking members' opinion, especially mothers, on this issue.

Do/Would you Desire for a Tear or Cut During Childbirth or you Dread it.

Thanks ahead for your responses

Which one you no they you won born abi what's is your

Matter for this

gaby:
Overtake don overtake, overtake.

What Putin can not cause does not exist...lol

Poor woman...she was only doing the naturally right thing but got betrayed in the process.

Make she look for male Nigerian refugee give shelter...

The Ukrainian refugee(ss) is a stunner though but definitely on a manipulation spree. By the time she's done using "brother refugee houser" him go look for where to take shelter him no go see.

which trend carry nija enter this motor

baliyubla:
Thiefnibu deserves serious beating. After endorsing every human occupying every position in Lagos down to Councillors, Market Women and Agberos, he still wants to Endorse himself for President.

Love him or heat him this man has done

A lot for him self and race


If you say from councilor to governord of states


To president vice president

Senate president
Speaker


Then him try
The only thing is you can't be all

Let him see reason to allow others to go

If not his the best president for us

If it's not to my God offenses then I may try

The inside won't looks as the out side

me2me:
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

"my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb".

"well put", the judge replied. "using your logic, i sentence the accused's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not as he chooses".

The accused smiled.  with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the backench and walked out!     

Okene in baga

C me no trouble

Andyjoy:
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer up there in heaven?"

wait till a lawyer catch you

You think them all na lieyer abi las las

Danfo:
A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

Pls don't allow our brothers see this

Na national issue e go be

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Execute him by hanging if found guilty..this is a monster.. nairaland kids won't channel their energy in criticizing him but will do so if it was a lady who flaunted her body.. nonsense.. especially that little boy who is everywhere talking down on ladies..what a weak clown..

I will keep saying it..the time most id,**ts here use in bashing women can be used in preaching to men against rape and other vices..no they come online after eating from their momma's pot and insult her gender here.. raping mindlessly..but when a woman speak up they use derogatory words..*spits*..

Ha
Anty -boder
This one tu much

Ki LA gbe
Ki le ju

BigRocky:
Why our African leaders this corrupt ?

Merry go round

Steal here hide there lose there bring wahala here

We suffer am here

No be juju be that





And Boko Haram no your house them no location you


Reward they heaven await you

otipoju:
Benzema would do the same. The money being offered was too tempting. Who knows wether Mbappe was using Madrid as leverage for a jumbo pay from the start?

Being your own Boss is not a easy offer to ignore

Being almost the technical director no easy and 300
Plus the mega sign on fee free food
No goin out

All in your comfort zone

U Tyr

Puskas:
I hardly read good news about Yoro Muslims

Glory and what ever are Muslim yoro








Abi

Them.try

G