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Idowuogbo: Yepa! Omo see furo! shyte!!!!
*badosky straps on d power machine*
Bebe! Dodgy or frogy? Direct me!

crazy woman!

Right on time. The last tym i checked, the greatest physician is stil at work. This is nothing 2 him and he charges free. Ur mum's case isn't an exceptional 1 so take her 2 him. He is 'the Lord that healeth thee.'

berem: dis ya answer get as e be o!

wetin do am o? US and Mexico shares the same border just like nigeria and ghana. so how will the plane crash in a border Btw?

JideTheBlogger: read: https://www.nairaland.com/1053329/download-free-ebook-how-create#12247120

same one?

meritdee: If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

no border btw them. both share the same border

thanks. i will get back to you when i see how it works

meritdee: A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?

what happend to the had

meritdee: A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?

none i guess

this may help u
https://www.nairaland.com/1052009/search-luv

Trouble sleep, man go wake am. U had a diamond u went pickin pebels.Hope u stil hv d previous girl's number. Run wen u stil can.

bittyend: Love is always right there in front of us, but the problem is that most can't see it. Love is beautiful, love is great, and love is the answer. Don't go about looking for love, let love find you because it's just right there. Open ya heart, mind, and soul.

The love doctor and I've got the JUICE!

right on point

Mynd_44: ^^
Some people just want sex

dey don't see it as s.eX But luv

Have u ever asked y many people come seeking 4 advice of dis section everyday? It is simply because we are on a search 4 luv...

kilimanjaro: Op, Kindies would appreciate your writes more.

who is kindies?

vivian chinaza: I love the mind this sprang up from! U really touched my heart, thank you so much!

u r welcome. it wil be bad keepin dis 2 masev. It's part of d sharing.

190: make una talk now make OP nor commit suicide

it's not ur style ba? Y u no fit talk

Mynd_44: Okay. That was nice.
Happy now?

No

Wow! 12 views no reply? Doesn't dis strike a cord?

Many travelled d world searching 4 it. Some tot it cud be found in d numbers of friends dey keep, odas tot it's by d number of clothes they wear or d cars they drive-- many even died luking 4 it. For how long will it continue eluding us, will d search forever not end?they asked. Just to have a feel of it we engaged in relationships we ought not to. In despiration for appreciation and care we threw caution into d air and we took abuses,curses atimes,beatings.
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Like an explorer, we searched endlesly for wat is not lost. It was rite b4 our very eyes yet we couldn't see it. It stares us right in the face n we blatantly despised it. It came thru d neigbour we failed to help wit d load, d colleque we refused to 4give even we he said " i'm sorry ", a friend dat needed our help wit an assignment and we failed to assist, the little change we witheld from someone in need even when there was enough to go round.
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It is more than saying "i luv u." it is the faces u bring smiles to, the hands u held wen falling, the tears u wiped wit ur laughter, the sorrow that melts by ur presence, d luv and care u shared unconditionally even when it was never returned and above all; a LIFESTYLE.
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Therefore, since this is more than words but a lifestyle why not live it by extending it to people around you. Remember, a dish is sweeter when shared and most expecially wit people who doesn't expect it. And the best way to gather is by scattering.
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Give a little more smile; u have notin to lose, speak that word of encouragement; someone's life might depend on it, help someone up and u wiv never go down. Just open dat container of love and let d people around u feel the scent and u wil be amaze at how much u wil get in return. I see u wit a relaxed mind, a joyful spirit, a heathy body and a heart ful of life as u take dis capsule.

fresh_dude: Yeah. You noticed too. That's definitely Onila.

She's not

chydynmar: its only God dat knows d type of problems people seek advice for these days. Why is dumping him so hard? By d way,wen u dump dis caring guy n go for d unbroke,handsome, masculine 1 dat isn't caring and he uses u to play soccer then u wil come back here lukin 4 advice''''''

beylinko:
its only God dat knows d type of problems people seek advice for these days. Why is dumping him so hard? By d way,wen u dump dis caring guy n go for d unbroke,handsome, masculine 1 dat isn't caring and he uses u to play soccer then u wil come back here lukin 4 advise again

ask her ooo

WTF. Did u just copied and pasted my comment? Go get a lyf ole.

candieangel12: So I used to date this guy. We dated for one year. Things were goin good but then I broke up wit him on his bday becos he was just too nice. He did everything for me n never complained becos he said he loved me. I thot he was borin because I wanted some1 that wuld argue wit me n not do everything infact I wanted a bad boy while he was a good boy. I wasn't satisfied even tho I knew he adored me. Well we have been broken up for four months now but we r still frends. Now I have grown to miss him and I tink I want him bac. My quetion is how do I get him bac? Do u think he wud agree 2 date me again?

this is d advice u gave sm1 few minutes ago. Do u think a heart is wat u can tamper wit n go away like dat.u are 24yrs n Tym isn't on ur side. Have a rethink on hw u handle realationship, it isnt bed of roses.

candieangel12: Dump him. Hes not worth the effort if hes ugly n u rnt attracted 2 him n hes broke. Hmmm y did u even get in a relationship wit such a guy?

Cidi: I'm currently in a relationship with a guy I don't like. He is not attractive, not cute,not well built and moreover he is broke, he always ask me for me. Although he is caring and really likes me a lot ,but he is just so out of my league. Everything including d sex irritates me. But I like him as a friend, because he has really been there for me. But my heart doesn't go with him as a boyfriend. I don't know if I should still continue in this relationship or not.

its only God dat knows d type of problems people seek advice for these days. Why is dumping him so hard? By d way,wen u dump dis caring guy n go for d unbroke,handsome, masculine 1 dat isn't caring and he uses u to play soccer then u wil come back here lukin 4 advise again

candieangel12: I dont think I will leave him again. I rlly want anoda chance wit him, myb tins will b better this time around

pls how old are u?