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Does it change the fact that she is divorced? SHM..

Through the words of her mouth you will know. From the abundance of the heart d mouth speaks. When you two converse, d fake will be easy to spot.

Good for him, enough troubles have circled round his head already. I wont be surprised seeing him at the polls contesting for the governorship position of his state come 2015.

Are you one of them? The last time a statement like dis was made, the agony dat followed was innumerable.

Fresh air, ha! Thank God for the civilian JTF, they seriously smoking out those BOKO BOYS. I am also worried that if these boys are not handled very well, they may comeback and bite us.

****My thoughts ****

Ok... It's good to know he did the right thing constitutionally. If It were to be the opposition party and most expecially uncle Lai, I bet they would waste no time in pointing accusing fingers at him and politicizing the whole issue.

ebenezer4o2: To the security personnel on NL,I got T̲̣̣̥HĨ̷̊S: dream last night and my dream use to come to past,pls act according to my instructions and let's finish dis fight.Last night,I dream and saw myself in Borno,where d Boko boys were prevalent,I discover dos guys are hiding in thick bushes and forest.Some are located in d airport environs.dey almost got me in d dream. But I flew and escaped.Pls,u people should go to d airport vicinity,thick bushes and forests,dey are hiding dia ryt nw, thanks.

Ok! We will. Btw did u watch any movie before u slept last night?

can"t even finish reading this. i feel lyk vomiting rite now

Guy,nawa for u o.I just wasted my Mb on this poo,i need a refund!

EmmyDe25: Before nko? Are u available

I See u...na to dey rob mind with them na. U never can tell.

Buhari should just pause and listen to himself. what the hell is he talkin about or does he live in the cave where no radio, Tv or paper are?
where was he wen plans for annesty were made and committe was setup. where was he wen the Boko haram were invited to come out and make tgeir grieviances known.
I tire for the bull$#!t this man is spewing. Coward,they were all cut offguard by the state of emergency dat was decleared, he is now crying foulplay. Thank God GEJ kept his cards close to his chest. God will soon reveal u allMschew

So so true. Imagine some people talking trash. GEj is the president and so wat? But I believe all the kurukere that is going on is being carriedout by GEj's foot shouiders thats wants one or two favours frm him.

beylinko: i house,pls i'm about to root my phone but am havin a second tot. l have downloaded poot n minstro ll just to click and root remaining. The issue now is how do i backup my apps b4 going ahead with it. kindly advice me on what to do if u used these apps to root ur phone and the other tins u did i.e needed application after rooting. Thanks in advance.

PS: Pls don't refer me to the previous posts. i will take ages to get wat i need. Tanks for ur tym.

forumites pls dnt ignore my questions. i'm still waiting pls

i house,pls i'm about to root my phone but am havin a second tot. l have downloaded poot n minstro ll just to click and root remaining. The issue now is how do i backup my apps b4 going ahead with it. kindly advice me on what to do if u used these apps to root ur phone and the other tins u did i.e needed application after rooting. Thanks in advance.

PS: Pls don't refer me to the previous posts. i will take ages to get wat i need. Tanks for ur tym.

"I think he was an angry man. He must
have been disturbed for some reason. I
think you have got to cut through the
venom of it and hopefully he'll reflect and
understand what he said was absolutely
ridiculous." (on ex-Liverpool manager
Rafael Benitez)
.

"We have people coming here to admire
the scenery and enjoy their crisps." (on
Man Utd's home support).
.

"Do you think I would get into a contract
with that mob. Jesus Christ, no chance. I
wouldn't sell them a virus." (on the
possibility of selling Cristiano Ronaldo
to Real Madrid)
.
"Inzaghi was born in an offside position."
(on Italian striker Filippo Inzaghi).
.
"He's a novice - he should keep his
opinions to Japanese football." (on
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in
1996).
On Ryan Giggs "I remember the
first time I saw him. He was 13 and
just floated over the ground like a
cocker spaniel chasing a piece of
silver paper in the wind."

On Gary Neville "If he was an inch
taller he'd be the best centre-half
in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in – I'd
check the milkman."
.
On Paul Ince "I used to have a
saying that when a player is at his
peak, he feels as though he can
climb Everest in his slippers. That's
what he was like."
.
On Italians "When an Italian tells
me it's pasta on the plate I check
under the sauce to make sure.
They are the inventors of the
smokescreen."
.
On the 1999 Champions League
triumph "I can't believe it. I can't
believe it. Football. Bloody hell."
.
On media criticism of Juan
Sebastián Verón "On you go. I'm no
fucking talking to you. He's a
fucking great player. Yous are
fucking idiots."
.
On Liverpool "My greatest
challenge is not what's happening
at the moment, my greatest
challenge was knocking Liverpool
right off their fucking perch. And
you can print that."
.
On the 2003 title race "It's getting
tickly now – squeaky-bum time, I
call it."
.
On kicking a boot into David
Beckham's face in 2003 "It was a
freakish incident. If I tried it 100
or a million times it couldn't
happen again. If I could I would
have carried on playing!"
.
On Filippo Inzaghi "That lad must
have been born offside."
.
On Arsène Wenger "They say he's
an intelligent man, right? Speaks
five languages. I've got a 15-year-
old boy from the Ivory Coast who
speaks five languages!"
.
On his former charges as managers
"It can be difficult to pinpoint who
would make it as a manager. For
instance, nobody here thought
Mark Hughes would become a
manager, never in a million years,
and we all thought Bryan Robson
was a certainty to be a top
manager."
.
On the referee Alan Wiley "The
pace of the game demanded a
referee who was fit. It is an
indictment of our game. You see
referees abroad who are as fit as
butcher's dogs. We have some who
are fit. He wasn't fit. He was taking
30 seconds to book a player. He
was needing a rest. It was
ridiculous."
.
On José Mourinho "He was
certainly full of it, calling me boss
and big man when we had our
post-match drink after the first leg.
But it would help if his greetings
were accompanied by a decent
glass of wine. What he gave me
was paint-stripper."
.
On Rafael Benítez, reacting to the
Spaniard's infamous 'facts' press
conference "I think he was an
angry man. He must have been
disturbed for some reason. I think
you have got to cut through the
venom of it and hopefully he'll
reflect and understand what he
said was absolutely ridiculous."
.
On whether Liverpool would win
the title in 2007 "You must be
joking. Do I look as if I'm a
masochist ready to cut myself?
How does relegation sound
instead?"
.
On Old Trafford "The crowd were
dead. It was like a funeral out
there."
.
On Manchester City's Carlos Tévez
poster "It's City, isn't it? They are a
small club, with a small mentality.
All they can talk about is
Manchester United, that's all
they've done and they can't get
away from it."
.
On City again "Sometimes you have
a noisy neighbour. You cannot do
anything about that. They will
always be noisy. You just have to
get on with your life, put your
television on and turn it up a bit
louder."
.
On Wayne Rooney's transfer
request "Sometimes you look in a
field and you see a cow and you
think it's a better cow than the one
you've got in your own field. It's a
fact. Right? And it never really
works out that way."
.
On Cristiano Ronaldo to Real
Madrid "Do you think I would enter
into a contract with that mob?
Absolutely no chance. I would not
sell them a virus. That is a 'No' by
the way. There is no agreement
whatsoever between the clubs."
.
On Manchester United's 19th
league title "It's not so much
passing Liverpool. It's more
important that United are the best
team in the country in terms of
winning titles."
.
And on their 20th "Look at me – it's
taken 10 years off me today. It's
these tablets, they're great!"

http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/08/sir-alex-ferguson-best-quotes

I saw this on bbc.co.uk and i think I should share. Some are ofcourse hilarious and funny.Enjoy!
PS: This is not to abuse other football fans. i hv a gud sense of humor and i believe u do too. CHeers!

The owner of the Ohio house from
where three women were rescued
this week a decade after they went
missing faces four counts of
kidnapping and three counts of rape,
say US prosecutors.
Ariel Castro, 52, will appear in court on
Thursday. His brothers Pedro, 54, and
Onil, 50, will not be charged.
Amanda Berry, 27, Gina DeJesus, 23 and
Michelle Knight, 32, were found in the
Cleveland house on Monday.
Cleveland's police chief has said the
women were bound with ropes and
chains.
Police told a news briefing in the city that
more than 200 pieces of evidence had
been taken from the home where the
three women were held captive.
Police said interviews with the women
had given them enough information to
charge Ariel Castro.
But prosecutor Victor Perez there was
nothing that led police to believe his
brothers, Pedro and Onil Castro, "were
involved or had any knowledge" of the
alleged crime.
Ms Berry, who disappeared in 2003 aged
16, escaped on Monday with the help of
a neighbour who heard her screaming
and kicking a door while her alleged
captor was out of the house.
When police arrived they also found Ms
DeJesus, 23, and Ms Knight, 32, in the
house.
Ms DeJesus had gone missing aged 14 in
2004, while Ms Knight had disappeared
in 2002, aged 20.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22459435

FERGUSON FACT
Sir Alex Ferguson's all-time Manchester
United record (from 06/11/1986):
Played: 1604
Won: 965
Drawn: 360
Lost: 279

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/22445673

what a loss. he is indeed a great manager and good one at that. i pray united don't make mistakes in naming his successor. This is definately a big blow for all united fans but i must say, sooner or later this is definately gonna happen. Will miss this man big tym, the influence he commands both on and off the field is legendary. United for life.

OMG! wat the hell happened here.JUST witin few hours dis thread became smoke. u are dammed predictable i need not read wats going on here. ur girl is fine, no she is not fine plus abuses are wat set this thread on fire.
Abeg make una change,for how long u continue with ur low sev esteem

Ok o...here we go again.