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There is no point in tellin u how bad u are and how i wish i cud slap u both left,right and center. D guy semt u 2 school he never went n u come out here openin ur mouth. Advice me, l'm confuse ko. Conduce ni !
Nevertheless,wat is d guys plan 4 ur life. Do u jst meet each oda 4 sex witout any emotional attachment,are u planin getin married now dat u are tru wit ur schools(atleast he must have said smtin abt dat 1ce or 2ice). Seat ursevs down n know dis. U may nvr can tell if d guy is enjoyin d punny witot feelin anytin 4 u 2.

Na 2day!I know ur type,its jst tym

kitty kat: Go figure. That's why its a game. Unmask me.

I tot dis capsion was misleadin not until wen i read it.wat happend 2 our refineries. Dis is just 2 shameful.
Dont be suprise wen we start takin our crudeoil down der 2 refine.

I tot d capsion was misleadin not until wen i read it.wat happend 2 our refineries. Dis is just shameful

kitty kat: U speak Igbo, yoruba, hausa, mandarin, malay, chinese etc. Pls where r u from?

madam kittykat,who r u gan. U cnt be new on nairaland n know so much. Are u mukina jst has sm1 said. Oya remove ur mask

Idowuogbo: Bck to topic....

As everybody dey drop dier own letter, i don summon courage write my own o!

Here we go.....

Dear Donatus,

I am writing this letter to you bcus....my heart dey hierarchy as i read how u b dey prophecy ur love to dat woman wey town dey call Mrs blokos.Reading all d gbege has me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy! how could u Donatus?how could u display so much narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe... u no my love for u is fuji, y are u ringing in nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies! y Donatus? y? Bebe! my arteries are fighting gidigbo due to d daggaring u have caused my left intestine.Donatus, u no i can swim with crocodiles to proof my love for u! come bck to me ewu langata so i can screw ur oblangata bck to alanta whia our gidigbam love started.

Urs surely

Obianuju!

Men u r smtin else o. Where did u get dos giramma from. I took me complete 30 mins 2 pronounce each of them. In btw,u rhyming ain't bad it is far beta dan dat of M-eye.

kitty kat: Idowuogbo = lalosky

i wonder where u got dat from.

kitty kat: U didn't notice that guys r not welcome on this thread except Mynd. He does a sex change before he comments on the thread and reverses after hitting submit.

dat doesnt sound funny at all. Sex change 2 comment on a thread? Ok,i hv d mind den.

Ok,here am i. I am d answer 2 ya dreams.
But sorry 2 disapoint u all,i dont lyk all of u.

Mynd_44: Can't you read?

are u always lyk dis?

Idowuogbo: I don't like essays my friend!

In oda words,u dey use style ginger d happenings abi? All ur grammar no fry dodo.

pls wats dis thread about

cindyrella: @18 all you need to do is explore!
Life is too short ya know...

Explore wat? A bird in hand is worth more than 20 in d bush.
@op,take ur time n learn 2 understand ursev. Set ur prorities right n d reasons u want a relationship.is it because odas do it,u r lonely,peer presure e.t.c. Always remember,u dnt learn how 2 shoot a gun on d battlefield,ur preparation starts now.

Tyche: The guy is keyboard-happy, check his post history.

No,he is Joystick-happy

Mynd_44: Almost enough

wat is wit u n dis guy. U knew each oda smwhere else?

U r not telling us d whole part of d story. U toastd d waec holder 2 get info abt her friend n wen u discovered d info u needed,u want out but u couldn't

Live every relationship lyk ur first n at d same tym as ur last by Put in ur best.

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And all these people are daily riped by MTN .

Y will u draw unnecessary attention 2 yoursef. Even married couples hardly wear asoebi nowadays.
I hv been in a church where a guy n his babe wore d same ankara. As d man of God was talkin,d msg drifted 2wards d subject of man and his wife and he made reference 2 dem. I cnt recal d actual questn he asked d girl but dey wer clearly embarasd n it was visible dey were nt married.

Na wa o,u guys r stil reminiscing about primary school. Gone r d days of jaja of opobo,d olumo rock,gandoki and dis guy dat saw a big snake wen he was going 2 sch or i tink he went 2 fetch water(can't really rememba)

Lyk d yorubas wil say "oju ni alakan fin sori" it takes more dan d 5senses 2 date sm1 nowadays. Therefore,d vigilante wisdom lyk approach u applied isnt bad. Wisdom dey say is profitable 2 direct.

I dnt know wat 2 say but 2 tank u 4 d compliments. Abt how i read it--read d first few lines of each paragraph and d odas wil be easy 2 figure out

Idowuogbo: U always show support for essay writers, nice of u o!

How do u do it? My eyes are already sore reading d first few lines

Not only u.Each 1 of us fall into these pits once in a while n dats wat makes us human. There are times we did wat we sudnt hv done n we comeback beatin ourselves in d head. D only problem is dat d longer we kip doing dis d more damages we cause 4 ourself.
Nice writeup.

I don't blame her,who would hav tot otherwise.