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Sattors: For those in relationships and who believe THEY MUST WAIT TILL MARRIAGE B4 ANTHING, what will u do if on ur wedding nite u discover that ur husband‘s joystick is less dan 2 inches? And as a guy,ur wife breasts are smaller dan a normal oranges size dat she has been parking dem to make dem look big what will u do?

how will a guy's JT BE less dan 2inches n a lady's breasts be so small dat u wil never knw b4 u get married. Wakeup from ur fantasies 4 christsake.

Idowuogbo: No he dint! He is doing general cleaning today.

u mean maintenance 4 work?

Mynd_44: Are you not supposed to be in church? That usher is coming to seize your phone

lol...he took 2day off.

Wao! Dis is awesome. Nice 1

Dis is just d begining. Y don't stufz lyk dis happen in d south or east. Even d dead are not left behind in dis cursed land. Only tym wil tell wen d blood of d innocents start callin again.

Did any1 notice d trend of their conversation? U acted 2 smart n she knows it. Ur reply 2 are punches below belt too n i am very sure she wont 4get them in hurry.I won't be suprise if u lata bcom good friends also.

Did any1 notice d trend of their conversation? U acted 2 smart n she knows it.

@op u r seriously unserious. Is ur liver made of paper?u bleeped up 2 times u r nw askin us is it coincedence?

blakky1880: @Sijo1 I have done that why do u think i keep breaking up with him but there is this confidence that even if I break up with him i will definitely come back I dont knw how to explain it but its so surreal.
@southprince i'm really a churchy person

being churchy isnt enough,wat impact does wat u hear in church hv on u.
Back 2 d topic. U got into dat relationship because he helpd u wit a favour n out of pity u felt its right 2 hv a relationship. NOTE:Marriage iS nt a 1way trafic,it is abt choices. It is a mutual agrement,convenant btw 2 people wit God as a witnes. So dnt let any1 force dat idea down ur throat wen u are nt convinced n ready 4 it.
Abt d issue of prophet n spell tin,talk 2 ur pastor 4 counselin n deliverance. Moreova,u can also help urself by movin closer 2 God by prayin n deligently searchin d bible concernin wat his plan is 4 ur life(nt wat u tink is right 4 u).
Wit all u wrote i wil also say a part of u dnt want wat he is offerin u. So dnt make a decision dat u won't be able 2 explain 2mrw. Goodluck.

born2fuck: their is no way I will born-again by myself because God is using me in a way he want to, we are toy in the eye of God and he uses us to catch fun and entertain himself, God may change born again to bad boy aand change bad boy to born again, he do anything that please him.. I think hell fire does not exist,as we come to this world so shall we return, we will not exist again just as we did not exist before existence! And to be honest if man will go to hell, dog,lion,fowl and fishes and even tree will go to hell too because we are no different from them but our intelligent compare us to God by himself

No offence! Listen 2 ursev,do u know hw u sound?
GOD Isn't a taskmaster,he gives every1 jst wat u work 4(grace exclusive).u cnt get more from him more dan u give him.
Moreova we are creature of choices,u may decide 2 make him ur ultimate or nt. But rememba,choice we make 2day wit our lifes is wat determines wat we r 2mrw.
@op. I am very sure wat u r 2day is as a result of choices n decisions u took wit ur lif in d past. However,it is ur choice 2 continue goin dis path or not.

acidtalk: You no kuku get money to buy your drink na so so awuf you dey always find come here. Anuway sha all those your friends don go house so if you wan buy drink make you talk, if not make you waka go outside, I wan clear here.

work dey 2mrw.since i no meet dele 4 here make i kuku dey go house

Are u sure u want a help! Come unto me all ye dat r labored n are heavyly laden-My yoke are light he also said.

born2fuck: abi dey tell dem history of my life-


I go reach 70 yrs old before I fit give life to christ, if I mistakenly do now, all those flaunty bosom and precise,I don't joke with beer or wine! If I stop clubbing,life go tire me patapata

Abeg wetin dey happun 4 here. Na so so empty bottles i dey see

Wat a lyf. A man of God ws jst talkin abt him,gaddafi n d lyks dis evenin. A lyf outside God is totally a waste sincerely.