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TV/Movies › Re: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by beyunce(f): 3:36pm On Mar 29, 2006
of Cos, she was suppose to work on him not fall for him.
So you see.
Am sure if u were Paloma you wont want anyone to take Deigo from you.
TV/Movies › Re: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by beyunce(f): 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2006
well it was Da Bomb.
I knew she could do anything.
really  cool  cool  cool  cool
Romance › Re: How Many People Have You Dated So Far? by beyunce(f): 9:41am On Mar 29, 2006
4real just 4.
Jokes Etc › The Bitch In The Kichen by beyunce(op): 9:47pm On Mar 28, 2006
few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kichen."
Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese and Asian Jokes by beyunce(f): 9:45pm On Mar 28, 2006
ONE CHINESE PERSON WALKS INTO A BAR IN AMERICA LATE ONE NIGHT AND HE SAW STEVEN SPIELBERG. AS HE WAS A GREAT FAN OF HIS MOVIES, HE RUSHES OVER TO HIM, AND ASKS FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH. INSTEAD, SPIELBERG GIVES HIM A SLAP AND SAYS, "YOU CHINESE PEOPLE BOMBED OUR PEARL HARBOR, GET OUT OF HERE”. THE ASTONISHED CHINESE MAN REPLIED, "IT WAS NOT THE CHINESE WHO BOMBED YOUR PEARL HARBOR, IT WAS THE JAPANESE". "CHINESE, JAPANESE, TAIWANESE, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME," REPLIED SPIELBERG. IN RETURN, THE CHINESE GIVES SPIELBERG A SLAP AND SAYS, "YOU SANK THE TITANIC; MY FOREFATHERS WERE ON THAT SHIP”. SHOCKED, SPIELBERG REPLIES, "IT WAS THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE SHIP, NOT ME". THE CHINESE REPLIES, "ICEBERG, SPIELBERG, CARLSBERG, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME
Celebrities › Re: Angelina Jolie Or Jenifer Aniston: Who Is Da Bomb? by beyunce(op): 9:23pm On Mar 28, 2006
you think
Romance › Re: I Am Dating A Married Man And I Know His Wife by beyunce(f): 8:49pm On Mar 28, 2006
Y ON EARTH SHOULD U DATE A MARRIED MAN EVEN IF U DONT KNOW IS WIFE OR HER HUSBAND.
YOU WERE ASKING IF IT IS A SIN OR NOT. OF COS IT IS AM SURE U KNEW THAT EVEN BEFORE U STARTED THE REALTIONSHIP. SO?
DON'T FORGET KARMA EXIST.
Music/Radio › Re: Pussycat Dollz: Hot or Not? by beyunce(f): 8:45pm On Mar 28, 2006
DEFO. THEY ARE HOT OFF COS.
Nairaland General › Re: Are Fat Girls Treated Worse Than Skinny Girls? by beyunce(f): 8:10pm On Mar 28, 2006
well am not but am speaking for others
Family › Y Do People Allow Their Parents Chose Who They Should Get Married Too. by beyunce(op): 7:55pm On Mar 28, 2006
I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE ALLOW THEIR PARENTS CHOSE THE PERSON THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED TOO,
LIKE THE TRIBE THE PERSON SHOULD BE FROM AND EVEN THE COMPLEXION OF THE PERSON.
EVEN THE HEIGHT AND AGE OF THE PERSON.
WHY SHOULD ANYONE ALLOW THAT.
PLS TELL ME WHY PEOPLE?


huh huh huh huh huh huh
Celebrities › Angelina Jolie Or Jenifer Aniston: Who Is Da Bomb? by beyunce(op): 7:45pm On Mar 28, 2006
People, tell me your views. Who is da bomb. Wen i mean da bomb i mean in every ways.  Da bomb to me is jenny, but to so many of my friends it jolie.  Please do you all feel the same way too?

Nairaland General › Re: Are Fat Girls Treated Worse Than Skinny Girls? by beyunce(f): 7:40pm On Mar 28, 2006
i think that fat girls are treated differently and my God punish those that do that.
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Family › Life Without A Mum by beyunce(op): 7:30pm On Mar 28, 2006
Life has definitely been misreable for me without a mum for the past 6 years. I just want to know how you all manage to live without a mum. I mean you all that have no mum.

cry cry cry cry
Sports › Do You All Think Nigerians Did Well By Taking 12th In The Common Wealth Game by beyunce(op): 6:42pm On Mar 28, 2006
NIGERIANS TOOK 12TH IN THE COMMON WEALTH GAME. DO YOU ALL THINK THEY DID WELL OR WERE ALL NIGERIANS EXPECTING MORE.
I THINK THEY REALLY TRIED.
TV/Movies › Re: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by beyunce(f): 6:38pm On Mar 28, 2006
U ARE DIFFINATELY NOT RIGHT TO ME.
KEEP IT REAL GIRL
Music/Radio › Re: 'Expressions': Styl-plus New Album by beyunce(f): 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2006
the thing is that, zeal is just like a follow follow in this ablum cos he didnt write any song. not even one.
TV/Movies › Re: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by beyunce(f): 5:21pm On Mar 28, 2006
correct chick.
cool cool
Romance › Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by beyunce(f): 5:13pm On Mar 28, 2006
what about Na Shaggy.
TV/Movies › Re: 'African Queen' Song In Hollywood Movie 'Phat Girlz' by beyunce(f): 4:59pm On Mar 28, 2006
which hair style are u talking about. cos the tu face i know, got no hair.
Celebrities › Re: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by beyunce(f): 4:53pm On Mar 28, 2006
OK. its OK for u too feel u are right and its OK for me to feel am right.
And me saying nuts its all part of me trying to say am right not an insult.
huh huh huh
Music/Radio › Re: Whose Artist Do You Hate? by beyunce(f): 4:43pm On Mar 28, 2006
spikelord u dey wonder well na for your vilage. 4 real.
Notin dey happen.
TV/Movies › Re: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by beyunce(f): 4:37pm On Mar 28, 2006
are u saying u think Barbra is finer then Paloma. ghinikha you must be losing your sight to see a real beauty.
Music/Radio › Re: Whose Artist Do You Hate? by beyunce(f): 10:28pm On Mar 27, 2006
Does anyone own an Artist.
Cos I don't remember An artist been owned by anyone.
Celebrities › Re: Bow Wow And Ciara by beyunce(f): 10:22pm On Mar 27, 2006
All wetin Uhna dey talk Na rubbish. The fact still remains. E No Go last!
And Na Who Dey talk that fake rumour say Dem Wan Marry. Na lie abeg.
Girlie's.
Finish
peace out
Soso 4 real
Education › Re: Your Secondary School And University? by beyunce(f): 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2006
kings International college moniya Ibadan
Currently in Nass Poly Tech Abuja.
smiley smiley smiley
grin grin grin
cool cool cool
Sports › Re: Liverpool vs AC Milan; who wins the champion's league? by beyunce(f): 9:23pm On Mar 27, 2006
liverpool 4 real. defo!

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