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of Cos, she was suppose to work on him not fall for him. So you see. Am sure if u were Paloma you wont want anyone to take Deigo from you. |
well it was Da Bomb. I knew she could do anything. really ![]() |
4real just 4. |
few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kichen." |
ONE CHINESE PERSON WALKS INTO A BAR IN AMERICA LATE ONE NIGHT AND HE SAW STEVEN SPIELBERG. AS HE WAS A GREAT FAN OF HIS MOVIES, HE RUSHES OVER TO HIM, AND ASKS FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH. INSTEAD, SPIELBERG GIVES HIM A SLAP AND SAYS, "YOU CHINESE PEOPLE BOMBED OUR PEARL HARBOR, GET OUT OF HERE”. THE ASTONISHED CHINESE MAN REPLIED, "IT WAS NOT THE CHINESE WHO BOMBED YOUR PEARL HARBOR, IT WAS THE JAPANESE". "CHINESE, JAPANESE, TAIWANESE, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME," REPLIED SPIELBERG. IN RETURN, THE CHINESE GIVES SPIELBERG A SLAP AND SAYS, "YOU SANK THE TITANIC; MY FOREFATHERS WERE ON THAT SHIP”. SHOCKED, SPIELBERG REPLIES, "IT WAS THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE SHIP, NOT ME". THE CHINESE REPLIES, "ICEBERG, SPIELBERG, CARLSBERG, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME |
you think |
Y ON EARTH SHOULD U DATE A MARRIED MAN EVEN IF U DONT KNOW IS WIFE OR HER HUSBAND. YOU WERE ASKING IF IT IS A SIN OR NOT. OF COS IT IS AM SURE U KNEW THAT EVEN BEFORE U STARTED THE REALTIONSHIP. SO? DON'T FORGET KARMA EXIST. |
DEFO. THEY ARE HOT OFF COS. |
well am not but am speaking for others |
I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE ALLOW THEIR PARENTS CHOSE THE PERSON THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED TOO, LIKE THE TRIBE THE PERSON SHOULD BE FROM AND EVEN THE COMPLEXION OF THE PERSON. EVEN THE HEIGHT AND AGE OF THE PERSON. WHY SHOULD ANYONE ALLOW THAT. PLS TELL ME WHY PEOPLE? ![]() |
People, tell me your views. Who is da bomb. Wen i mean da bomb i mean in every ways. Da bomb to me is jenny, but to so many of my friends it jolie. Please do you all feel the same way too?
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i think that fat girls are treated differently and my God punish those that do that. ![]() |
Life has definitely been misreable for me without a mum for the past 6 years. I just want to know how you all manage to live without a mum. I mean you all that have no mum. |
NIGERIANS TOOK 12TH IN THE COMMON WEALTH GAME. DO YOU ALL THINK THEY DID WELL OR WERE ALL NIGERIANS EXPECTING MORE. I THINK THEY REALLY TRIED. |
U ARE DIFFINATELY NOT RIGHT TO ME. KEEP IT REAL GIRL |
the thing is that, zeal is just like a follow follow in this ablum cos he didnt write any song. not even one. |
correct chick. ![]() |
what about Na Shaggy. |
which hair style are u talking about. cos the tu face i know, got no hair. |
OK. its OK for u too feel u are right and its OK for me to feel am right. And me saying nuts its all part of me trying to say am right not an insult. ![]() |
spikelord u dey wonder well na for your vilage. 4 real. Notin dey happen. |
are u saying u think Barbra is finer then Paloma. ghinikha you must be losing your sight to see a real beauty. |
Does anyone own an Artist. Cos I don't remember An artist been owned by anyone. |
All wetin Uhna dey talk Na rubbish. The fact still remains. E No Go last! And Na Who Dey talk that fake rumour say Dem Wan Marry. Na lie abeg. Girlie's. Finish peace out Soso 4 real |
kings International college moniya Ibadan Currently in Nass Poly Tech Abuja. ![]() |
liverpool 4 real. defo!
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