₦airaland Forum

#passing by# those of una wey dey lie God is watching u

thanks alot wonder femsky my composite is 50.23 and i wanna study entreprenuerial studies...i get hope

i had 204 in jamb
maths =a1
eng=b2
commerce=b3
government=c4
econs=c5 then i had 38% in p.ume pls someone sud help me calculate ma composite score

pls is the % in d post ume d final score? Pls

[color=#770077][/color] abeg na who get BB charger?

[color=#990000][/color]Girl: Honey, there's
something i want us to talk
about. It's so serious! Boy:
please don't tell me
you are pregnant! Girl: Am
coming to stay with you coz u know my mum
will be mad at me and will
not allow me to stay with
her once she finds out am
pregnant *sobs*! Boy:
Listen, I don't want to know. I always gave you
the money to buy E-pills.
Girl: But it can happen by
accident! *sobs* Boy:
Accident my foot!
Listen and listen well eh! I don't want to see your face
in this house. Let me not see
you come here! Girl: OMG! So
that's how
heartless you are huh?
Thank God am not pregnant! Boy: baby you
know... Girl: Shut up! And as
u said
you will never see my face
in your house! Boy: am
sorry... Girl: *sobs* sorry my foot....SHOULD THE GIRL
4GIVE THE BOY?

na airtel sure pass 106mb cheat ..it been lng i browse wit money

God has no BLACKBERRY but he's
my favorite contact ... !! He is
not
on FACEBOOK but he is my best
friend .... !! He is not on TWITTER
but Istill follow him .... !!&even without the INTERNET I am
always
connected with him ..... He is not
on
WHATSAPP but he's always on
line ..... Pls add ur own

isaac dnt even try it bkoz na d 2 phone im go kolet

You meet a guy at a soccer
viewing centre for a match
between Nigeria and Burkina
Farso. You supported Nigeria and
he
supported Burkina Farso. This generated a heated
argument between you and u
both decided to place a bet.
Since u both don't have money
on u, u decide to bet with ur
phones. Yours' is an old nokia1100 and
his is a brand new Samsung
galaxy. After the match, you
won, so he
gave you his samsung, and
asked u to follow him to his house to collect the charger.
YOU GO FOLLOW AM?

I have a female friend who
is quite close to me. She
got everything a man would
want in a woman but
unfortunately I dont have
feelings for her. She is godly, matured,
hardworking, educated and
quite successful. She has
been doing her best to
take the relationship to a
whole new level. She calls me everyday and generally
show lots of care and
concern. I know she want
us to settle down as soon
as possible. Should I marry
her, it sure I will have a mistress outside. I have
done a deep soul search
but the feelings are just
not there. I have another girl
who is
not as successful as this other lady but I am in love
with her. I want to make
my relationship with her
official. But my problem now is
how do I let the first
lady know without hurting her? How do I make her
understand that I do not
have feelings for her
without affecting her self
esteem? My people please
help me before I hurt someone. Matured advice
especially from Christian
folks. Thank you

♥ Dear friends, Am Adegoke Elizabeth and am a
lady of 25-years, staying in my
sister's house in Lagos. She
payed my elementary, middle,
high, & she is even paying my
university fees for me. Also, she gives me whatever I ask for.
The problem is that, I have
developed a strong feelings(love)
for her husband. I started
dating her husband when I was
in SHS 2. He loves me, I love him. We really love each other. He
said he made a mistake of
marrying my elder sister, but I
am the one he loves. I love my
sister's husband so much, & he
is a real business man, physically strong, both in bed & money.
Now, he wants me to be his
second wedded wife. But I also
do not want to be a second
wife. What I want him to do, is
to divorce his wife(my elder sister). Not knowing, all what we
were saying in the room, she
heard it. Came in & threw hot
water on me, fought with me, &
bite my ears. I just recovered
4-days ago. Still the man wants to be with me, but the obstacle
is my sister. Please help me, what should I
do ? I want to kill my sister to
get her husband. I really love
the man.

MBA meaning: Making Burkina
Faso Angry
Born on Sunday, Named on
Sunday, played on Sunday,
scored on Sunday...ladies and
gentlemen, welcome with me, Sunday Mba..home based played
doing the damage against
Burkina Faso, he also scored the
winner against Cote Ivoire

Valentine died for love
Romeo also died for love
Jack in Titanic died for love
Samson in the Bible died for
love
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles
died 4 love
...& even Jesus Christ died
for love...
Wetin Haba!!! Where are
the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na
only gift una sabi collect?
After Una go talk say guyz
no dey try. No Gift again
this valentine unless una
give us 10 names of women wey die for love.
Oya o...I'm waiting

Death came To Akpos and said
"my friend Akpos today is your
day". Akpos: "but i am not
ready" Death: "well you are next
on my
list." so Akpos tried to plead with
death but it Refused, "Ok why
dont u take a sit while
I get you something to eat
before we go.?"
Akpos said while shaking... Death: "alright then." Akpos gave death
some food
and had a wicked thought of
adding poison on it, but said to
Himself, 'since it is Death,
poison won't have any effect on it,' so he added some sleeping
pills in
it, Death finished eating
and fell asleep when asleep,
Akpos took the Death
list, Rubbed his name from top of the list and Wrote it at the
bottom of the list. So when
Death woke up he said to
Akpos, "Because you have been
so nice to Me with much
hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I wil start the LIST FROM
THE BOTTOM!!" #Akpos Fainted#

i wish every gal can be like her

[color=#990000][/color]Bleep those who say bad abt tb joshua

why una dey talk lyk dis na una no fear GOD