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Jobs/Vacancies / Recruitment At A Real Estate And Valuation Firm by bhankyskillz(m): 10:03am On Oct 23, 2018
ESV Recruiters – Our client, a leading Real Estate & Valuation Firm, is currently recruiting suitable and qualified candidates for the position below:


Job Title: Senior Estate Surveyor & Valuer
Minimum 5 years post qualification experience and corporate member of NIESV
Location: Abuja

Job Title: Finance & Administrative Manager
Minimum 10 years post qualification & managerial experience and corporate member of ICAN
Location: Lagos

Send your applications to esvrecruiters@gmail.com
Application Deadline 17th November, 2018.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Need A Better Job 2020? Come in! Lets get you a job by bhankyskillz(m): 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2018
ro.ojarikre@gmail.com

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Culture / Re: Eyo Masquerades Defy Rain To Hold Their Festival by bhankyskillz(m): 9:53pm On May 20, 2017
Trailerjammer:
Oba Akiolu be like,
This Ooni sef!
First He send fire to us, Now He come send rain make we no do EYO
Kabiyesi, se someone can not play with you again? grin grin cheesy
hahahahaha
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by bhankyskillz(m): 9:36am On May 18, 2017
malton:
Dumb animals who do not know when it is wise to speak what.

I respect old people no matter how annoying they’re being.

But you see, Ango Abdullahi and his cohort always talk stupid. Of all the things he has been saying since I was old enough to think for myself, I can count on one hand the number of times he has made sense.

He has shiiit crazy opinions on everything. He thinks that by the virtue of having lived through the era of northern hegemony, he can talk however much trash he likes.


On top of losing physical abilities, the man seems to have lost logical abilities too.

When it's them ruling, the Hausa/Fulani pretend not to understand the concept of taking turns. Now, all of a sudden they know the concept better than everyone else.

The thing I hate about these puerile, profoundly useless northern old guard, is that they demand to have their problem seen to immediately as if addressing their maids. From giving ultimatums to issuing threats, and now this? Who the fu#k do they think they are to decide who gets what?

If Osibanjo decides to contest today, he'll win, and there's nothing you bastards can do about it.

Hella annoying and idiotic fellows! Whoever made them the mouthpiece of the people.

Chop knuckle guy. This is what I call TOP TOP sense making. This deranged northerners see Nigeria as their conquered territory. They are currently the source of our problems. Power belongs to us all. If Prof. Osibanjo or any other candidate be it IPOB or Afonja decides to contest due to popular demand who the heck are they to say no. The best they can do is produce another semi illiterate to rule.
Very stupid megalomaniacs who think they have the sole right of leadership. If they are hell bent on ruling let them break off from the nigeria and be ruling their desert and cattles. This country is nobody's sole property. May the best man for the job win, be it yoruba, ibo, hausa or wherever

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fan Milk Plc Is Recruiting For Retail Sales Representatives by bhankyskillz(m): 6:54pm On May 17, 2017
Mouthgag:
When you hear Fan milk recruiting sales reps....


GET READY GUYS grin

FTC cool

Where's the blue vest with their logo in front like street sign grin
Mouthgag:
When you hear Fan milk recruiting sales reps....


GET READY GUYS grin

FTC cool

Where's the blue vest with their logo in front like street sign grin
Webmasters / Re: Fact File: See How The Seven Keys Of The Internet Work - Naijatechguy by bhankyskillz(m): 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2017
;DSomeone has been watching Blacklist Redemption. Season 1 Episode 4
Education / Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by bhankyskillz(m): 9:07am On Feb 05, 2017
MrAwePresident:
Of the greatest gbo gbo

You that they accepted you don't know it is rejectee not reject.

Kettle calling pot black... It's evident that we are both products of the same school


You seem to be intellectually impaired. A rejectee is someone who has been rejected. You claimed to have gotten admission into the school at your first attempt. It sounds like you opted not to enroll as a student of OAU. If that's the case how can you be an OAU REJECTEE if the school didn't reject you. Me calling you an OAU REJECT is a coined banter phrase.

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Education / Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by bhankyskillz(m): 8:16am On Feb 05, 2017
MrAwePresident:
4a Grading system
Because of the importance of this point I will break it down into 3 parts


OAU as at first year in the University, especially if you are a tech student will give you 5 unit courses.
Most first year students won't understand the importance of the units of a course until it's too late.
Most first year students will spend more time preparing for a 1 unit course than they will spend on a 5 unit course because they don't fully understand the concept of units.
Once they fail or score low in a 5 unit course there GP will need extra effort to recover.
Unlike Unilag that have 3 units as the highest number of units for a first year.


4b.
When a student fails a course.
The F will be calculated in the GP, Even if they retake the course and score an A. The effect of the A will be like the effect of a C on their CGPA.

U. I doesn't calculate F in your GP

4c
Nobody has any idea how scripts are marked or even marked at all.
You can read and write all the answers you believe are the right answers but low and behold they will provide one with a surprising score and you dear not complain


It's really shameful. You actually can't tell the difference between DARE & DEAR. No wonder you're an OAU reject. You need Brighter Grammar

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Sports / Re: EPL: Manchester United Vs Sunderland - 4pm by bhankyskillz(m): 11:40am On Dec 27, 2016
bettercreature:
See goal of the season

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Gaming / Re: Clash Of Kings by bhankyskillz(m): 12:23pm On Nov 14, 2016
I play. Am in kingdom 1415
Properties / AFFORDABLE HOMES IN ABUJA................. by bhankyskillz(m): 3:47pm On Oct 17, 2016

NYSC / Re: Abuja A'16 Corp Members by bhankyskillz(m): 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2016
08061170288
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 5:42pm On Apr 20, 2016
labienyce:
Verified

am I the only one who sees that this is Windows photopaint and not the actual NYSC portal
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 5:51am On Feb 13, 2016
incorrectpin:
Hello pals,
I tried logging-in into my gmail account,which I used to register my NYSC mobilization and it's asking me to put down my phone number for verification.... I tried using the number I used to Register and other phone numbers it' keep saying (you can't use this number) and I need to reprint my green card. and u know that were my call- up will be printed

fellow pals what should i do to solve this problem?

use Google chrome or mozilla not opera
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 1:28pm On Feb 12, 2016
JaneJoanJohn:
Na you I bin dey look for..I follow you be learner o,dunno the language too,but hopefully we'll learn a little before going. join us on our thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2883466/a16-akwa-ibom-prospective-corpers


great. are you in Lagos?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 9:39am On Feb 12, 2016
JaneJoanJohn:
Biko,where are my Akwaibom peeps and link to our thread...do I need to announce this one million times??
Y'all should get in here...
cc: FireandIce
Rusty9
And one other guy like that.
LogoDwhiz, amodu,kb468,BoboLil, DTOBS and others.... Help me "loud" this,ejoor.


Abeg Jane if you know the language come and teach me oo wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 9:24am On Feb 12, 2016
JaneJoanJohn:
Same. ...what stream.. please open a thread,let's liase

stream 1 and you? grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 10:03am On Feb 11, 2016
in other news Nysc don port me go akwa ibom.
Who else don port..? grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 9:57am On Feb 11, 2016
All this people posting disclaimer from nysc. What's the source. Cos its not on their website nor on their facebook or twitter accounts. These are their verified means of communication. All these nonsense that ends with signed by management. Where is it coming from. It all looks like the figment of someone's imagination
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 8:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
A PCM's Call up

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 10:31am On Feb 09, 2016
CROBBOY:

PLEASE SLEEP O, RISE BY 8am AND FILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE STATE....BORNO grin

Dey there Allow pant wear you. I don get call up number grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 4:35am On Feb 08, 2016
Woke up thinking registration would have started. am going back to bed jare. see you all by 8am... but pls copy me o if the portal opens before then.. grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 2:17pm On Feb 04, 2016
Lagos state has all these things but its 10 times more expensive. does that make Osun state better than it. And everybody wants Lagos regardless of the high cost of transportation, accommodation and feeding

oluwafirefunmi:
I am a resident also. Professional bodies have a strong hold in Osun too. I took classes for both ICAN and CIIN in Osun and it was way better than what Ibadan had to offer. Also putting into consideration light, water and the steady developing social life, Osun state pls. Ibadan is too expensive is all I'm saying. Even transportation is expensive.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 1:53pm On Feb 04, 2016
Finally Oyo residents are talking. No offense to Osun state but Oyo state is head and shoulders above it. I have lived in both states. If you want leisure go to the cinemas. you want to shop head on to shoprite. If you want excitement find your way down to options night club, 411, tarmac just to mention a few. If you love nature, head to Ibadan zoo or agodi gardens. professional bodies like ICAN NIM CIPM MAN, NIESV have strong holds there. Financial institutions are so many, telecommunications companies are there, real estate firms are there, food making and beverage companies and a whole lot of human resource manager's setting up shop in oyo, just to mention a few. Osun state has got nothing on oyo..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 1:39pm On Feb 04, 2016
MissOyin:
Hey guyz, Hope everyone z good

BTW: Oyo nd Osun both ve their advantages nd disadvantages.

Osun: there r cheap houses there, d standard of living is low bt the state z boring and they r mainly civil servants there. Few private companies. The only places nt boring there r osogbo nd Ile-Ife nd houses there r quite expensive because of OAU nd Oduduwa universities. Talking from experience.

OYO: oyo town houses r also quite cheap bt houses in Ibadan r expensive. Also things r quite cheap there also. Finally both Oyo town nd Ibadan r more lively dan osun.
Most especially no town in osun states can be compared to Ibadan based on everytin.

I rest my case

Couldn't have put it better myself. If not for OAU that ile ife will just be a ghost town.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 1:13pm On Feb 04, 2016
i lived in Osun for good 8 years and surveyed the clime. so i know what am talking about. There's nothing developing there. Worker's are suffering. I met corpers who just couldn't wait to end their stay all because they made zero progress. My landlord had to reduce house rent just so some tenants could pay. Osun is more of a village than oyo. Oyo is ten times bigger than osun with better economic opportunities and more industry's to support. But then again every state has its villages and remote areas. But the best of ibadan is ten times better than the best of osogbo there's no argument there. Feel free to mention the booming businesses in osun. as for fun? dont go there. how many fun spots exist in osuns stronghold. Am sure oyo people will fault you there. @phoebe you lived in both states. Defend your homeland.


oluwafirefunmi:
This isn't true. I've lived in both Osun and Oyo, and I'll pick osun any day any time. Oyo is very dry, and local. Osun is developing better than Oyo is, there's more business opportunities than there is in Oyo. You have to put everything into consideration.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 1:10pm On Feb 04, 2016
i lived in Osun for good 8 years and surveyed the clime. so i know what am talking about. There's nothing developing there. Worker's are suffering. I met corpers who just couldn't wait to end their stay all because they made zero progress. My landlord had to reduce house rent just so some tenants could pay. Osun is more of a village than oyo. Oyo is ten times bigger than osun with better economic opportunities and more industry's to support. But then again every state has its villages and remote areas. But the best of ibadan is ten times better than the best of osogbo there's no argument there. I


oluwafirefunmi:
This isn't true. I've lived in both Osun and Oyo, and I'll pick osun any day any time. Oyo is very dry, and local. Osun is developing better than Oyo is, there's more business opportunities than there is in Oyo. You have to put everything into consideration.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2016
MegaBoolean:

What of Oyo State?
.

Well oyo isn't that bad. still better than osun. If you want something serious for your nysc and you want to make a career stay away from osun. If you just want to while away time then osun fits that bill. But then again we all have different destinies. But its better to make an informed decision. I feel people should pick states not based on electricity or cheap foodstuffs or accommodation but on more substantial parameters. For we men NYSC is a time to think long term. Can the state in question benefit you career wise, can you also have an impact on your community. Do you plan on whiling away one year and return back home unemployed.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 8:54am On Feb 04, 2016
tiippie:
Hello house, I rep
unilag
history and strategic studies
class '15
preferred states:osun ,akwaibom, abuja

You need to rethink osun state ooo. no attractions there.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 6:07pm On Feb 03, 2016
savvytouch:
yaaaaayyy they uploaded mine yesterday... Thanks to everyone who tried to calm me down, thanks to @Phoebe for helping me write my details. God bless y'all and give u ur desired states.


Phoebe our Hero. Super girl in red and blue with the wind on her back. We owe her Aprils allawee grin
@phoebe
@savvytouch
@DTOBS

team Oau
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 5:57pm On Feb 03, 2016
nairagossip1:
Abeg am from UNN my name is on the school senate List, but i cant see it on NYSC site for verification. ..can i still be able to register when the registration starts since am on Senate list?

see. Just run straight to your school and complain to student affairs. They must have made a mistake with either your jamb number or your names. Go to your school today because it will be too late by saturday which is the deadline for all corrections. Dont delay pack your bag and goto your school now. Make sure you know your jamb number. Am sure your name will be on the error list nysc sent to your school. just be quick because if your name aint online then you cant register
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bhankyskillz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 03, 2016
prindu:
What is ur surname sir & what year did u gain admission?

See. Just run straight to your school and complain to student affairs. They must have made a mistake with either your jamb number or your names. Go to your school today because it will be too late by saturday which is the deadline for all corrections. Dont delay pack your bag and go to your school now. Make sure you know your jamb number

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