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Oil marketers are now taking a stand that President Jonathan
shouldn't remove fuel subsidy and he should pay their money (Fuel is now scarce). Come may 29 after GMB has been inaugurated as President of Nigeria and he decided to remove this fuel subsidy (which is what's causing wahala now), will this problem of fuel scarcity linger or what's gonna happen

I cannot comprehend what's happening, can someone enlighten me about this??

The Minister of power, Chinedu Ositadinma Nebo commissioned the NDPHC/NIPP Oke-Aro 330/132/33kv transmission substation today. The minister of power represented the Vice President of Nigeria, Namadi Sambo in commissioning the power station.

Prior to the advent of Oke Aro substation, there were 3nos 330/132/33kV substations in Lagos. One of these three, Ikeja West 330/132/33kV Substation which was the major marshalling point for all power plant inflows into Lagos had become vey congested with limited space for safe expansion capacity for increases flows into Lagos and environs...........details coming soon @


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Since Edo state Governor, Adams Oshiomhole lost his first wife to the cold hands of cancer in December 2010, he has been living life as it comes.

Lara Fortes is Adams Oshiomhole’s new love after his first wife Clara died of cancer aged 54.

However, the internet went abuzz few hours ago when it was made known that the former labor leader cum politician was about getting married to a beautiful damsel.

The governor in 2013 while celebrating his fifth year as governor of Edo state, had pointed at reasons why he’s not considering re-marrying after the death of his wife, saying “Any woman who agrees to marry a man who is not rich, a man who alternates between police stations and cells and lives in a one or two bedroom apartment that is your real love”, told press Oshiomhole, “When my wife [Clara] said I love you, it was from her heart”.

Well, it turns out the 63-year-old governor has met his heartthrob who has overthrown his decision of not re-marrying.He is set to remarry on Friday, May 15, 2015, five years after the death of his first wife, Clara.

Here are a few things you did not know about governor Oshiomhole’s beautiful new bride.

1. The name of the new bride is Lara Fortes, an Ethiopian who is in her 30s..

2. Miss Fortes is a former model and air hostess.

3. She was a friend to the governor first before marriage talks came into the picture. This is because she was once spotted with the governor at the 50th birthday party of Grace Ihonvbere, wife of Secretary to the Edo State Government, Julius Ihonvbere on March 21 in Abuja.

The wedding is billed to hold at 10am at the Etsako West Local Government Council Marriage Registry in the Auchi area of the state while the reception will take place at the governor’s country home in Iyamho.

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Kadunna State Governor-elect, Malam Nasir El-Rufai, today accused the PDP of stealing money from the nations treasury.

El Rufai assured Nigerians that the incoming administration will make sure that all the funds allegedly stollen by the Goodluck Jonathan administration would be returned to the public coffers.

Return Funds Now Or Face Hell – El-Rufai Warns Corrupt Officials

He enquired corrupt politicians to return these funds now politely or face the fierce arm of the law.

He said all these today, when he welcomed members of the National Union of Textile Garments and Tailoring Workers of Nigeria (NUTGTWN).

He said that the recovery of these funds has become absolutely necessary due to the bad debt situation the incomming Buhari administration is scheduled to face.

El-Rufai said: “We will politely ask those who stole government money to return the funds.
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“This is because those in government now are there to work for themselves, but the APC government is made up of people who are ready to work for the masses and betterment of the country.

“We will work with the textile union to ensure that lives of average Nigerians get better.”

Nasir El-Rufai words follows up the statement by President-elect Muhammadu Buhari warning the outgoing administration to complete their audit and explain what occured with the Sure-p funds alleged to have been mismanaged by the Goodluck Jonathan administration.

The fuel scarcity currently ongoing in the country has claimed the life of a commercial driver in Ibadan, Oyo state.

Leadership reports that a commercial driver on Monday evening slumped and died while queuing to buy petrol at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) mega station along Iwo-Ojo road..

The incident happened around 6.15pm when the driver who plys the Ibadan-Lagos expressway joined other motorists to queue for petrol.

An eye witness, said that the deceased came down from the vehicle to open the tank to be filled when he suddenly slumped and died.

He sadly passed away before any medical help could get to him. The incident threw the filling station into chaos as the people hurriedly left with their vehicles.
A police patrol team from the Kajorepo Police Division which arrived at the scene took the corpse away.

Meanwhile the oil marketers have suspended importation of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS), because the Federal Government’s have refused to pay them their claims.

Nigerians are renowned for engaging in all manners of odd jobs to earn a living wherever they find themselves.

Although some Nigerians would decide to engage themselves in illegal acts like internet fraud popularly called ‘yahoo yahoo’, prostitution, drug trafficking, some with conscience would rather choose menial jobs.

For residents of Lagos State, the city they say never sleeps, several jobs are invented in a bid to come up with a source of living. For instance, think about how being a ‘danfo driver’ (bus driver) and a bus conductor came about.

Below are photos of how Lagosians engage themselves in odd jobs in order to survive life in the state.

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The worst earthquake to have hit the Himalayan nation in over 80 years has already claimed more that 5,500 lives in Nepal.

Amid the terrifying photos and reports from the area where rescuers are working day and night, there are still miracles being recorded.

The moment the group finds a survivor under the rubble, gives hope to the thousands of families waiting for the news about their beloved.

See the three unbelievable stories below. We pray that more people will be found alive.

Four-month-old “Sonit Awal”

The rescue workers heard an infant’s cry to discover a four-month-old baby, all covered in dust.

The search team had already scoured the area near to the child’s home in Bhaktapur, Kathmandu, but lost hope of finding the boy named locally as Sonit Awal.

The faint cry for help, however, helped the little man to receive another chance. He is said to be in a stable condition now.

2. Pemba Tamang, aged 15

The teenager was found alive in Kathmandu five days after the earthquake.

Nepalese policemen celebrated after having pulled out the survivor from the rubble, with the help of the US rescuers. Pemba has already been described as “miracle boy” by social media users. According to the recent update, he is “in very good condition”.

3. The 11-year-old girl

The child from Bhaktapur Dattatreya Sq was rescued by Nepal army 90 hours after the earthquake.
Miraculous Survivors Of Nepal Earthquake

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President Goodluck Jonathan has sworn in two federal commissioners to fill vacancies in the Civil Service Commission and Federal Character Commission in Abuja, on Wednesday, April 29.

Amb. Toye Olofuntuyi and Amb. Abdullahi Shinkafi took oath of office as commissioners at the Federal Civil Service commission and Federal Character Commission respectively before president Goodluck Jonathan. Amb. Toye Olofintuyi from Ekiti state represented Ekiti, Edo and Ondo states, while Zamfara State state was represented by Amb. Abdullahi Shinkafi.

In his remarks, President Jonathan charged the two commissioners to bring their wealth of experience to bear in their new assignment. According to him, the Federal Civil Service Commission and the Federal Character Commission are capable to stabilize the situation in the country.

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The Federal Government council has warned the incoming government against running a parallel government.
Don't Run Parallel Govt, FG Warns Buhari


Minister of National Planning, Dr. Abubakar Sulaiman, disclosed this on Wednesday at the end of the weekly Federal Executive Council meeting.


He added that the Federal Government took exception to some of the terms of reference of the transition committee set up by the President-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).

Sulaiman, who is the chairman of the Technical Subcommittee of the outgoing government’s transition committee, said the council warned the incoming government against running a parallel government.

He said President Goodluck Jonathan’s magnanimity should not be taken as a sign or cowardice.

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Reports from Edo state indicate that no fewer than 12 people have been feared dead at different locations in Benin City, the Edo state capital, in a bloody renewed cult war between rival groups.

According to a report published by Leadership, it was gathered that the clash between members of Eiye confraternity, , and Maphite group intensified, recording higher casualties.

The trouble started after a disagreement occurred over the beating to death of a member at a polling centre in Benin during the April 11 state assembly elections, resulting in a reprisal attack which later spread to other part of the metropolis.

Yesterday’s killing which occurred around Second East Circular and New Lagos Road also claimed the life of a 27-year-old barber.

According to an eye witness, a 70-year-old wood seller, Mrs Philomena Evbuomwan, gunmen shot their victim (the barber) in the head and chest and ensured that he was dead before they left.

Evbuomwan added that she was threatened by the gunmen, who pointed a gun at her.

She said, “I was selling wood when Patrick greeted me. I later sat with him. Suddenly, three boys walked towards us.
“One pointed a gun at my head and later dropped it. He shot Patrick; the other one also fired a shot.

The third person took his gun and tapped Patrick. When he saw that he was dead, they ran away. After that, I fainted.”

Cultism in Nigeria has contributed a major threat to academic progress in our universities. The campus which is supposed to be a centre for knowledge has become a devil nest for cultist operations.

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Reports reaching us inform that the Nigerian troops have stormed the Sambisa Forest and rescued about 300 women and girls.

PRNigeria gathered that at least, three major terrorists camps have been destroyed in the well-coordinated attacks that included the destruction of the notorious Tokumbere camp in the Sambisa Forest.

While confirming the operation, the Director Defence Information, Major General Chris Olukolade said he could not confirm the identity of the freed victims and their origins and he could not state if any of them was from Chibok until after thorough screening and proper investigations.

He said: “I can only confirm the rescued this afternoon of 200 girls and 93 women in different camps in the forest.

“We are yet to determine their origin as all the freed persons are now being screened and profiled. Please don’t misquote me on their origin. We will provide more details later.”

Last week Friday, it was reported that the military had attacked the last known hideout of the Boko Haram terror sect, the Sambisa forest with the use of warplanes.

Meanwhile earlier today, report reached us that indicated that another set of soldiers may have arrived Sambisa Forest in Borno State as part of the ongoing military bombardment on the Boko Haram militants.

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Lasisi Oluboyo has being congratulated by the Governor of Ondo state Olusegun Mimiko being the Deputy Governor on Monday.

Lasisi Oluboyo was the former commissioner for Agriculture in the state before he's being appointed has the Deputy Governor.

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Leader of the Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force, Asari Dokubo, has for the umpteenth time threatened deal with Mohammadu Buhari if the president elect chooses to imbibe a Pharaoh like regime when he assumes office on May 29.

The ex-warlord also dismissed fears that Buhari could send any one to jail, saying the president-elect does not have the power to imprison anybody.

Dokubo, who was taking a swipe at a Buhari supporter, Mohammed Kabir Ibrahim, on his Facebook page, made reference to a biblical allusion when he threatened to deal with Buhari in a Moses like manner if Buhari adopts a Pharaoh like regime.

He said: Mohammed Kabir Ibrahim your Buhari does not have that power to send any body to prison….get that into your piggy skull and nobody is afraid of him….We are waiting for him….following the example of GEAJ does not make us cowards….If he Buhari wants to be a Pharaoh….then he will find a Moses in me.

This is not the first time Asari Dokubo will be uttering such threatening statements, following the defeat of President Goodluck Jonathan in the March 28 presidential election, Dokubo said he and other militants may be forced to return to the creeks.

The ex-militant had also in January said he and his colleagues would wreak havoc if Jonathan lost the election.

While Asari Dokubo has maintained a defiant disposition towards Buhari, other ex-militants have promised to cooperate with the incoming administration.

They have however pleaded with Buhari not to discontinue the amnesty programme of the Federal government, saying their support for him depends on the sustainability of the programme.


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The All Progressives Congress (APC) has urged Senator Rashidi Ladoja to wake up from the world of the spirit and see the reality that Abiola Ajimobi is governor-elect of Oyo state.

This comes after the former governor said he would not accept the final results as collated and announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) which saw him emerge second behind the Governor Ajimobi during the April 11 guber election in the state.

Senator Ladoja had alleged he cited some irregularities in the April 11 election, which he had promised to prove before the Election Tribunal set up in the state.

The former governor of the state also alleged that the people of Oyo were in a mourning mood over the announcement of Ajimobi as the winner of the election.

However, reacting to Ladoja’s comment, the APC in Oyo State claims that Senator Ladoja does not have respect for the wishes of the people of Oyo, Punch reports.

The party also described Ladoja as an avowed anti-democrat “whose penchant for placing personal interests above that of the society could not be rivalled.”
Ladoja Is Anti-Democrat – APC
Governor Abiola Ajimobi

In a statement issued by its Director of Publicity and Strategy, Olawale Sadare, the party stated that it was disturbing to note that the former governor would not accept the result of an election “described as one of the fairest in the history of elections in the state.”

The statement said in part, “It is apparent that those who fooled Ladoja that they saw him sitting on Ajimobi’s seat at the Agodi Government House are the ones who make him arrogant and disdainful of the people and the wishes of the people. He should wake up from the world of the spirit and see the reality that Ajimobi has effectively retired him from the politics of Oyo State.

“Describing the mood of the people as mournful after Ajimobi secured a vital victory for the continuity of good governance as against the impunity, reign of terror and nepotism which marred the administration by the same Ladoja is the height of disrespect for the people of Oyo State. It is also tantamount to declaring war against democracy and the society, having once benefitted from same democratic system even though in a questionable circumstance.”

Ladoja garnered 254,520 votes to emerge second behind the incumbent governor, Abiola Ajimobi who polled 327,310 votes in the just-concluded governorship election to break the second term jinx in Oyo state and become the first governor to be elected twice.


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A former Stationary stores and Green Eagles player, Peter Anieke has died. He died April 20th after a prolonged battle with acute rheumatism and arthritis. He was 68 years old.

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The All Progressives Congress in Ekiti state has urged the National Human Rights Commission and the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Holland, to prosecute Governor Ayodele Fayose.

According to The Punch, the party accused the governor of making inciting broadcasts on the state radio and television by urging his supporters into “an act of rage and violence” to attack the 19 APC lawmakers in the Ekiti State House of Assembly thus preventing the lawmakers from performing their constitutional duties.

The APC said the statement by Fayose had threatened the peace of the state in the past few days.

But the governor dismissed the call by the APC as coming from a group of people that lacked decorum.

The APC publicity secretary, Taiwo Olatubosun, in a statement on Tuesday, said the call to the ICC and NHRC became imperative because of the death of one person recorded in Efon Alaaye and the near collapse of the peace after the governor’s live broadcast.

Olatubosun said, “Governor Fayose few weeks ago mobilised his supporters to confront the APC lawmakers who were coming to perform their legal duties in Ekiti State. He had earlier urged his supporters to defend his election with the last the drop of their blood.

“In obedience to his order, his supporters in Efon stormed the security check-point and engaged the security agents who they perceived as paving the way for the APC lawmakers to enter the state. In the ensuing gunfire, Modupe Olaiya was shot dead.

“In response, Fayose rented a woman to pose as the mother of the deceased to claim that an APC lawmaker shot Modupe dead.

“Few days later, the real mother of the deceased showed up, raising the alarm in the media that the impersonator was a woman leader of Fayose’s party. She accused the impersonator of taking government’s inducement to implicate an innocent man.”

The party urged the rights commission and the ICC to open their books for the earlier petitions over rights abuses by the governor, saying Fayose remained the greatest security risk to peace in the state.

Fayose, who reacted through his chief press secretary, Idowu Adelusi, said it was ridiculous and a thing of shame for the APC to call on the NHRC and the ICC to sanction somebody exercising the mandate freely given to him by voters.

He said, “The facts that APC leaders have sold their conscience for a pot of porridge does not mean others have done same.

“They killed Modupe Olaiya, and that was the 12th person APC people would kill in Ekiti State since when Kayode Fayemi came to office.”

The Elders forum of the APC in Ekiti State has declared that there is no escape route for the state Governor Ayo Fayose.


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