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Scientists:
I flashed my dick to her in a bus . You know women loves big thing

Descottes:
I felt I needed a break. I communicate with Nigerians offline and then coming online to still communicate with Nigerians became tiring and frustrating.
So I registered on Reddit, quora an d some other foreign sites.

Oyinmiebiagric:
Exams is starting the next day, so everyone was reading like they have never done before, me I was looking forward to how to pass my GCE and get to break my sweetheart. I went to whisper to Shewa, see me in jss block during society, she looked at me and didn't say anything.

Before they rang the bell I took my bag and went to jss block, I chased the students out of the class and sat there. Almost twenty minutes after I've not seen Shewa, I was about going to the class for society when I saw her coming from the back of the class.

Shewa: Let's go to the other block, Bukola will come here ,if she doesn't see us in the class. I don't want her trouble, she's already carrying face for me.

Quickly we moved to the other block, some some js2 students doing themselves, I collected their books,wrote down their names and promised to submit it to the vice principal. chased them out of the class and we started our own. Who say to be senior no good. Shewa just raised up her skirt and I entered from the back. I later got to know this was her best position. We are still on it when they rang the bell and some students began to come to the class,we quickly wore our clothes and sat down, they came in picked their bags and left. We didn't go out, because we don't want Bukola and co to begin to ask question. We just sat there talking till the school looked completely empty and we started, this time we closed the door and windows. I fuckd for almost thirty minutes without coming, but I had to continue till I cum,I was very weak. I had to lay down on the chair to regain strength before we began going out of the class.

Agric Teacher: What are you still doing in the school by this time,hope its not what I'm thinking.

Me: It is sir,we have been reading, preparing for our examination tomorrow.

Agric Teacher: Is that why you went to the jss block?

Shewa: We did not want disturbance from our friends.

The man left without saying anything, but I know from that day his eyes was going to be on us, so I told Shewa no more school sex. She said we will look for a better option.

We left the school and I got home very late,my brother was already worried, because I don't keep late after close of school.

Ada was already at home,these small girls them like sex o,me I no well so make she no expect any show from me.

Ada: We have not had sex for a while, are you avoiding me or Ifeoma has started fucking you?

Me: Exams are coming up and I've been trying to prepare very well for it.

Ada: This is not the first time we are writing exams and having sex,or there is something you are not telling me?

After enough back and forth, I promised her that Friday we are going to have a special time like never before. She also promised to give me a new style that she learnt from the blue film she watched. We laughed, studied and she went home.

Ah! I don dey turn Bleep boy like my brother o,na girls dey rush me now,gawd help me.

Friday came and Ada came after school ready to give me the new thing she learnt, this girl no sabi say me self dey learn new styles for school.

Ebi: Ada this one you are dressed like this hope you won't kill my brother o, if anything happen to him na you I go hold,its only you he knows .

Ada: Bros nothing like that,I came for studies o,you know he is now my home teacher.

Ebi: Small time I go dey hear your voice dey scream like girl wey dem dey beat.

Me: Ada,no mind am come make we go inside. We went inside and this girl was ready for me. Ada took my dick and began to suck it as if her life depends on it,now I'm used to it so I no longer cum when she sucks me.

Ada: Go get Vaseline and rub it on my body, I brought the Vaseline and she told me to massage her body. This girl was moaning I was massaging her body,she lay down with her chest on the bed and ask me to lie on her and fix my dick, every two minutes she was changing to different position, kai! this girl dey use me practice all the things wey she dey watch. We were together for almost an hour,before my brother interrupted us, Ifeoma don show, she dey gate. See speed we use wear clothes carry book begin read.

Therock5555:
I met this fine shawty early December last year, naso I whine am say make she come track me for area make we flex small as per TGIF things.

She wasn't with a phone but signified interest, naso I comot my number from wallet pass am, told her to call me when she wanna come so that I could direct bike man....



I wasn't putting much hope though but she called and arrived my location within minutes...


This girl chop meat sotey the woman wey dey sell the meat sef come dey chook her yarn.

Me wetin concern me, as she no over step my budget, I no mind.


We had sex once before I slept off, only to be woken up severally by her, stomach upset wan kill her, Bush meat na your mate......


Me dey pray say she no go full my toilet Sha....



Morning time, I gave her money for TP, the paper wey my number dey, I thief am trowey...






Forward to yesterday, Konji wan kill man pikin and all my chicks dey for stand by, so I holla my babes plug and asked him to bring one non craze mama wey we go align well.



The niqqa knows my specs, so he called me after an hour that he was coming, as I don relocate, I gats go road go track them.



I dey smile as I sight the baby for him bike, I just dey lick my lips.


Na the girl even first jump down come hug me, I come shock how she take know me, as I look her face, I nearly faint...



Na that babe from that night last year....





And my guy was smiling and hailing himself for a job well done.

Like when did I started recycling babes? what happened to new ones?




All of them enter my crib before I told the girl to give me a minute make I see the guy off.


Naso I begin para for am outside say I don run the babe before, and I don cast my location be that, anyway, nothing spoil.


as I comot wallet to give the guy some change, this babe appeared for our back.

Begin dey ask wetin we dey plan outside, omor I weak.

For inside room Nai matter choke pass.

Babe dey feel bad on how I forget her, she told me things about her work which I could easily track her, and she couldn't find my number again to how she don come check me for house tire but I no dey always dey. hahahaha..


Na cum I wan cum oh, I don't know where all this drama started from.

To shorten this matter, my guy don go tell her say na package deal she dey come for, so babe was so bitter and angry for some reasons when she discovered I was the potential client.



That one turn to different matter, because she said since she gave me pussy for free and I didn't appreciate me, instead na babes wey dey bill Nai I prefer...



Naso she tear me Olosho rates, I swear I no even get strength to laugh, I come dey wonder whether na she sponsor the billing when we first met abi na her Aunty dey prepare the meat?


But that one no concern me, my aim was to Cum and continue my paper chase.


So I payed her for short time, and she gratefully collected it, comot only her knee length skirt, good girl no even wear pant come, and she claimed to be coming from work before my guy track her.





As I dey straff, I come dey remember my ashawo days, no access to breast or romance, just chook prick, do sharp sharp before the lady starts complaining and get the hell out of there...



Well, na the babe Waka immediately I cum, she no even talk good night.....

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My own be say I don cum and come to my senses, let's chase the bag mehn.........




"Sorry for the long shalaye.... But this dope Mahhhd"

Datboredberry:
If my boyfriend doesn't ask me to be his Val... Then I'll ask my cousin!

He's 4yrs younger... But I think he likes me...

We were very close... And since I've relocated, he's called every day...

He's cute...

He's my half-uncle's son...

We wouldn't do a thing... But I would love to have someone say, "happy Val Datboredberry"... Just once!!!

Datboredberry:
If my boyfriend doesn't ask me to be his Val... Then I'll ask my cousin!

He's 4yrs younger... But I think he likes me...

We were very close... And since I've relocated, he's called every day...

He's cute...

He's my half-uncle's son...

We wouldn't do a thing... But I would love to have someone say, "happy Val Datboredberry"... Just once!!!

gift0123:
Naa your spiritual wife you go date and marry last last since you know go date Nigerian woman......

Efe42:
I nor call you oh bro

Datboredberry:
And the boys start the cycle of idiocy by wanting to be big boys... Nah by force to own Benz? Or their actions do not repulse you?

Endsars007:
I met this lady last week in her work place. She works as a nurse. I collected her number and we have been chatting and went out together. My current challenge with her is that I have a site which I plan completing it this year as well as marry this year. I have not told her and I don't plan telling her. But my challenge with her is that my site is not far from her parents house. Any time I want to go to my site, I will have to pass through her parents house.

She's the first born, if I decide to marry her, won't her siblings be disturbing our peace because of the proximity of my site to their house

Datboredberry:


The smartest thing to do... But not every Nigerian girl wants to... If they choose an uncertain path, I'll help them through it!

ObamaMessi:
Rack your brainless skull to source the answer.

ObamaMessi:
You're a very stupid mad man.That stupid boy is my enemy here.You're dull if you can't simply understand how rivalry works here.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
This is quite unbelievable cos there is no evidence to support your claim..

ObamaMessi:
My phone is a local one.Can't do screenshot of a thing.

ObamaMessi:
What is this one saying?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
E no work for you no mean say e no go work for others..

Iamrespected1:
First is an area tout,if I put her for house me and she fit dy fight everyday
Second is very educated and dull as well,she can't seem to make decisions or even help in making decisions as well
Third can nag for Africa,always saying things I do or say wrong and never willing to help even in the most tiny of things
Fourth mind is very deep,she seem like someone that can hold a grudge even after apologizing and acting like all is cool,she be like person wey fit kill person for sleep
Last na coded olosho,truth is that na she dy satisfy me best in the other room but can she leave her olosho?

ObamaMessi:
Are you silly?

MufasaLion:
Start featuring in Nollywood. You seem to be good at crying.

gift0123:
How do you expect me to tell her now now nope she's gonna come around, then I will tell her... You get be patient.....

gift0123:

gift0123:
I like you too....

gift0123:
You hate me?