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kyber:
It’s normal

Hmmmm 😕😕

Drjones109:
Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle).

While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon.

I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark .

I don’t know her husband and we have never met before.

As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out, things was that bad.

So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay.

In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car.

God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded.

As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it.

The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since I was drenched, so I started begging.

The man refused and said I was wet and I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine.

I agreed, then he allowed me but as I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down.

I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination.

I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close.

I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came.

I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh!

I was supposed to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job?

Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off.

My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her.

Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold.

Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.

*Attitude is 100%*

Bros u did the right things, joor sometime the person we are trying to help somethings do us bad things, that's why we should always be good to people.

kyber:
And after that another one and another one lol

Who told you 😕😕

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Subs?

I don’t understand what you mean by that, please explain.[/color]

He talking about data subscription

I should have join u guys but I have one toto I want do this month or next month but never know sha, I must do the toto first 😒😒😕😕

dontrulee:
Deeper Life ladies, especially the conc ones that don't miss any services and carry church for head, I have dated about 7 of them in the past and there's a pattern to get them.

Should I reveal the pattern??

Lol

Have I achieved anything this year

I can't say now, maybe God fit do am for me before on 31,

11 days to go.

Before I can say anything.

Hope the op still dey alive

Use sendwave

dontrulee:
Norms na but no be everybody. We still get virgins both male and female though they are few. But ladies dey pretend ehn. Most ladies will say it's been a while they've had sex whereas it's just few days ago or last night they had sex last. Nothing concern you with how your gf uses her body (that's absolutely withing her control and not yours) so don't kill yourself over one lady when they're billions of her around.

True talk my guy, just Bleep her when it reach Ur turn.

Hmmm, this is super story joor, may the girl rest in peace.

Something like this happened to me but the girl still alive.

We are friends I like her and she likes me too, she use to tell friends she miss me anytime am not around or travel but will never say it to me, when am with her,

I love her oh but the reason I no tell her is because since my gf travel out of the country, I don't just want love any girl again because, I don't have time for them because of my past relationships with girls, only my gf that is out of the country match my love life.

All my friends use to tell me the girl love me, how she use to behave with them when am not around. She always wanted me and her to be walking together in the street but who go time

As somebody said it earlier that Nigeria girls rather die than to tell u they love u

They fear rejected like mad, but guys use to face a lot of rejection and we still dey alive.

All my friends dey tell me to go for her, but I told them that if she can't tell me by her mouth, wetin I lose. Na she no I no get time 4 love now na money I dey chase now.

we moved.

Cozymilly:
so true, know this and have peace

I agreed with you 101 percent

Datboredberri:
So Bidexdo is Satanist's alternate account... Good to know...

No am just my self bidexdo

Datboredberri:
You're so kind... You bully me then you become my best friend...

Who are you? I know you aren't Satanist... I tested you once and you passed... Bidexdo? I know you had a crush on me...

Am bidexdo u know b4, how do I have crush on u ?
I don't even know u. lol

I can't be Ur enemy now

ObamaMessi:
His nairaland name is GBOKASINCHA LONGPREEK DrMrsFunmi Greatzeus soundOsonic JesusIsAMuslim vibre bidexdo Geniuelander.see he has been arrested.

U dey mad?

Tonero5200:
left me stranded over 2 hours now in a restaurant have already ate from... .. everything I bought was 1350, I have just 500 in my wallet so all my mind was I was going to do transfer to them.

since 9 o clock up to now kuda service have been down...
still sitting here in the restaurant, ashamed... people come dey look me like a beggar...I can't cry..I can't shout..I can't even beg with a clear mind.. because the more I try the more it looks as if I'm a cunned man.


I pleaded to give them the 500 with me but they refused hoping to come back later with the balance..even if they did i still need like 2h to take me back home...so no way.

kuda bank is not reliable at all
kuda bank are not trustworthy with your money
they leave you in sifia pains like am in here over 3 hour's plus..
don't use them
you leave to regret it like I'm in deep regret if only have maintained using my first bank
Which I have no funds in as at now.
please stay AWAY from kuda bank.

Bros na Ur network I don use Kuda today no probs

KyberTHEGREAT:
Why are ladies like this?
She came to my place and it rained
She felt cool and as a guy man and gentleman I decided to cover her up with my jacket I bought for 25k so she could feel warm till she gets home

Okay now I told her I needed the jacket cause I was going for an event …2weeks now this girl refused to return my jacket
I don’t see her around anymore..that’s my best jacket cause I wear it to shoes often

Worse part is that I left my atm card inside

What do I do ? I’m confused

This happen to me recently like one girl like this I still dey follow talk, she came to my house with her friends so rain fall that day, she ask for my jacket say she dey fell cold say she go return ham next day, when she came the second day I ask my jacket she said she wash it and it have not dry, she said she go bring it another day, I come dey think ham for my mind this one dey play game with me, that who even told her to wash it, I no she no want return am again, after that day the girl no come my house again, after 10 day I went to her house she no dey house

Second day same thing I no meet her again for House, like another 4 days I went to her house I saw her, she want talk I said no need just go inside and bring my jacket for me na so I collect it and leave her. All those bitch no worth it.

Paulianfa:
Lol

Yes

Beautygoddesss:
in ur mind am a fool abi have been watching u guys since mumu

Yes, u are even more than a fool, idiot

emmanuelbrown26:
Mehnnn, same oil just over full for your head jare. Na only widower fit marry a 40year old lady or divorcee.

Those lady I no dey even pity them , because they have broken heart of lot of people, so when dey reach 40+ of age dey go stay for church always look for husband to Marry telling their pastor to help them find any church members to marry.

Alapojames:
Since your Pic had been used, abeg go uba go collect money
Abi the thing they increase credit alert?

What if she uploaded it, then block everyone from viewing it except you ?
Trust this gender at your own peril

Guy u get sence leave the simp alone

Odefy:
If your babe has never for once used ur picture as her profile picture, mean she belongs to the street. True or false?

Abeg shift if she use Ur pic for her DP , even put Ur pic in her phone even hang ham at home, last last she still belong to the street

Faber:
Abi, but seriously I just dey vex inside me as she dey call the other guy(me) Baby for my hidden identity chats. I come be like what about thousands of other guys I don't know.


Abeg I don ask am again , who swear for Nigerian girls , so las las na Olosho dem all of us go marry

My guy, we don tire for olosho girls all of naija girl na olosho, Ur words last last na olosho all of us go marry , because no decent girl for 9ja again

Dripty:
I just knew the next thing coming, I decided to not only Dodge but disarm the incoming missile.

Nice one

Daniel7543:
How is he a wh*re?

What about you ladies that fvck dogs for a living.

Tell me the truth, don't be shy... How many dogs have you slept with today?? Don't lie

She can't say it

Let's me help her

Maybe 2

Kollins11:
Nice one from the husband.

No time for Simping around in marriage

Nice one from my gender they are wiseing up now, if na before he go still beg her wife to cook it, but now no time for simp.

Cheap olosho looking for seun attention

JONSYN7154:
no mind am.

Na there type wey no sabi read

Candidlady:
Ihate reading things like this
Very annoying
What y'all seeing in this gender
Falling inlove with cursed beings try
This gender can only bring pains

Na Ur types dey abuse men, later u go dey beg them, u want tell me say men no dey Bleep you

I pray no man married u what about that

mrrandomguy:
We met over two years ago and began dating. It was not easy at first because of religious and ethnic differences. She is also bossy and independent which turned me off initially. I have shared my experience here before.

Soon after we began dating, I realised that almost all the women around her are like that. They control their husbands, boyfriends, brothers etc and boss them around, which is strange in Islam.

Later on, I realised that she belongs to certain women empowerment group which includes all kinds of women, young and old, from all walks of life.

I soon realised that it was a feminist group when I mistakenly saw their constitution. I saw different 'women' books on her laptop. I checked her browsing history and was shocked. I saw blogs and websites teaching women on how to control any man and make him feel he is in charge, how to domesticate a man, how tame a man, etc.

I decided to confront her, then I ended the relationship. She didn't even beg me.

Her aunt got to know about what transpired much later. She called to lecture me on feminism, what it stands for, etc. She then asked me to come see her at home. Getting there, I met my ex. They have planned the meeting. Her mother and one other lady was also there. They talked to me for some minutes and said I should beg her. I refused. Suddenly, her mum shouted at me to kneel and apologize to her. I bacame afraid so I knelt and begged her. Her aunt now said I must date her neice, and that I have to comply with certain rules. They ordered her to take me to a room. One thing led to another and we had sex. That was how we reconciled and continued with the relationship. I liked her more and more each day.

Early this year, she said we should take our relationship to the next level, that she wants to be in charge of certain things.

Firstly she said she wanted to move in with me. I couldn't refuse.

The second thing is my income and spending decisions. She said women are better money managers. She said I should sell my land and give her the money. I did, but when I asked her what she wanted to do with the proceeds she told me I shouldn't worry. The next thing I saw was a car. I never thought of buying one for myself. According to her, she need to be mobile when she gets pregnant, although we are still believing God.

I wanted a joint account but she decided against it. So I made a standing order at my bank for the amount equal to my salary to be transferred to her personal account. I do the transfers before, but sometimes I forget and she gets angry. She even ordered me to change the phone number for receiving alerts to her number which I did today. There is now peace in the house and I am really happy.

I cook and clean occasionally. She said I cook better than her and that it will be better for us if I cook more often.

I wanted us to make the relationship formal but she said marriage is overrated and that we should continue cohabiting. I fought against it but she won as usual. She is really intelligent. We are now thinking of having our babies outside wedlock.

We are both gainfully employed, we work in the same establishment but at different units. She is also a public speaker and have concluded masterclasses in mentoring, writing and content creation.

She said that I may have to resign and stay at home fully when her feminist activism and writing career starts paying-off. I don't have any excuse not to obey her because I must support her, afterall she is good at what she does.

Now, I don't have much say in how the relationship is run, even financially as she can access my money whenever she wants to.

She pays most bills from her phone. But what annoyed me most was the downgrading of our DStv bouquet. I can no longer watch certain channels. I complained about it but she said those programs don't add value to men. I agreed with her.

I cannot contact my family members without her being present. Whenever I do, I always make sure to delete them from my chats and call logs because she will check. She gave reasons, supported with bible passages on why a man must leave his family and cleave to his wife. I was surprised she knew those verses despite her being a Muslim. She told me they talked about many things in their women's meeting.

She has done many things in my life. I am really grateful to have met a lady like her.

Thanks to her aunt, mother and all nairaland feminists like FERNANDEZISBACK, Islandlady, siofra, Candidlady, etc. I have finally realised why I should let a woman take over and control me.

WTF I have read

Pls how can unread this stupid things

OBALOLA55:
THE GUY’S JOB HERE IS NOTHING BUT TO SIMP FOR WOMEN, HOPING THAT THEY WOULD GIVE HIM FREE POOSIE.