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Bomb Blast Students At Assembly Ground



A fresh bomb blast in Potiskum this morning has been reported to have killed more than 30 students in Potiskum, Yobe state.




The bomb went off when students of the Government Senior Science Potiskum, Potiskum Local Government area of the state gathered for their morning assembly. Many of the students were seriously injured.

A teacher from the school told Daily Trust he counted more than 30 corpses.
"Over thirty corpses are lying in pool of their blood and we are now moving the injured to hospital for medical attention," the teacher who didn’t volunteer his name said.

The Yobe state commissioner of Police Markus Danladi confirmed the incident to Daily Trust in a telephone chat. He said he was on his way to the scene of the blast. He could not confirm the number of casualties.

A student who escaped by the whisker told Daily Trust that the mastermind of the blast came into the school compound with a bag and detonated the explosive in the midst of students.

Only last week, a suicide bomber killed more than 20 members of the Shiite sect in Potiskum during their religious procession, injuring many more.

Lobatan...

Implication....

When Arsene Wenger signs another 10years deal...Gunners fans be like

Hmmm

She is on top of the situation

More hilarious pictures comingYour way

How was your weekend...well before you begin another week of bustling, here is a hilarious piece for you

This is real love mehn...

Breaking! World Renowned Speaker, Myles Munroe Dies In Plane Crash With Wife, Daughter








Tragedy struck sunday night as internationally acclaimed preacher and motivational speaker, Myles Munroe perished in a plane crash at the Bahamas in a private plane crash.



Munroe was in company of his wife; Ruth and their daughter and several other senior members of his church who are now all feared dead.



The team was headed for Global Leadership Forum organized by Munroe's ministry when the incident occurred. Nine people was initially confirmed to be aboard the plane with no survivors.



Born in Nassau, Bahamas; Dr. Myles Munroe is the founder of the Bahamas Faith Ministries International (BFMI) and Myles Munroe International (MMI)-a leadership resource centre. A pastor, teacher, administrator, author, a father, a husband and motivational speaker; Dr. Munroe has traveled the world preaching the gospel and giving motivational talks.

He last visited Nigeria in February 2013 where he traveled across different cities speaking to people about leadership and change. He had earlier visited in 2010.

So Naija's foremost music team were in Uyo where they performed at the launch of the newly built 30,000 capacity stadium led by Leader of the Supreme Mavin Dynasty himself

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Serena Williams Is Desperately Searching! Complains About A*s Being Too Big



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One of America's most eligible spinster and superb 
athlete who has left millions of men drooling across the globe has revealed that she is in dire need of a man in her life.

In a question and answer question on social media, Serena was asked if she was single to which she answered in the affirmative saying it was due to no fault of hers.
She also revealed that she wouldn't be joining next year's New York marathon because her buttocks were rather too big.
See tweets...
Serena Williams Is Desperately Searching! Complains About A*s Being Too Big



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One of America's most eligible spinster and superb 
athlete who has left millions of men drooling across the globe has revealed that she is in dire need of a man in her life.

In a question and answer question on social media, Serena was asked if she was single to which she answered in the affirmative saying it was due to no fault of hers.
She also revealed that she wouldn't be joining next year's New York marathon because her buttocks were rather too big.
See tweets...
Serena Williams Is Desperately Searching! Complains About A*s Being Too Big



‎Add BBN on 2BAFB965

One of America's most eligible spinster and superb 
athlete who has left millions of men drooling across the globe has revealed that she is in dire need of a man in her life.

In a question and answer question on social media, Serena was asked if she was single to which she answered in the affirmative saying it was due to no fault of hers.
She also revealed that she wouldn't be joining next year's New York marathon because her buttocks were rather too big.
See tweets...

Death Toll Rises To Three, 20 Injured At Akwa-Ibom Stadium Launch


Three persons have been feared dead and over 20 injured in a stampede during the inauguration of the Akwa Ibom International Stadium, Uyo.
Apart from the stampede which led to the death of the affected people, security men at the gate dispensed tear gas canisters on those trying to gain entry into the stadium.



It was learnt in Uyo on Friday that some of those who sustained injury during the stampede lay for several minutes while the medical team at the stadium had yet to attend to their cases.
One of the injured victims, Mr. Wisdom Amaowo, said he was pushed inside the gate by a security operative who also dispensed tear gas canisters on him.

He said, "After the policeman dispensed the tear gas canisters on me, I became unconscious and did not know when I was moved to where you now see me.

"Right now, I cannot bend; you can see many bruises and cut on my arms, legs and other parts of my body.

"Since I have been brought here, there is no one from the medical section of the stadium that has come to my aid."

The state Commissioner for Health, Mr. Emem-Abasi Bassey, confirmed the incident, but said no dead had been recorded.

He stated that he was aware of the situation at the gate as many people, both those with tickets and those without the tickets were trying to gain entry into the gates.



Bassey added that 150 medical personnel were on ground to attend to injured victims.



"We have just revived a woman whose condition was terrible as a result of the stampede. We are completely in control of the situation," he said.


The commissioner, however, attributed the stampede to excitement as many people wanted to gain access to the stadium at all.
Punch

What more do we need to clarify the mess we are in. GMB fulfilled his promise. The country is in chaos. Some parts are ungovernable. He has gotten us to that point where our minds cannot connect with some things that are glaringly common sense. These old cargoes are tactically playing us a mind game. Bro , I had lived 25 years of ma life in the north. My worst experience was in 2008. All the properties my dad worked so hard to get since 1959 was drenched with fire in atwinkle of an eye. We had to run for our dear lives with the exception of ma papa who died of hypertension. This jihad war started a long time ago, we are jst seeing the manifestation and the biggest dynamite is warming up to explode. May be u have read the Abuja declaration of 1989. This is the future they envisaged. And for their evil cause, the will stop @ nothing. They dn't even care about APC and that is what Tinubu doesn't knw. Honestly, I have been round this nation and can categorically tell you that an hausaman is the smartest n honest person u can come across. If he wants to deal with you,he tells it to your face without fear and he will surely keep to his words. Somany things are better left unsaid. Fear north.

fitzmayowa:
I guess labour party is trying to tell us that the "Progressive" agenda of the APC is to destabilize nigeria come 2015...

One thing comes to mind though does the Labour party have concrete proof for the above assertions

tit:
all these men are losers.
as a man you are supposed to cook, clean, pay rent and take care of your house-hold.
you are supposed to bath and dress-up your children by yourself.
your wife is only a helper, a servant.
if you leave your wife to do all those things, and tomorrow she does coup and takes over the house,
you start crying.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR THE HELPER/THE SERVANT.
DO NOT BE LAZY AND DO HOUSE WORK.

it's rather pathetic to see this. With ur statement, u r simply standing on a fence of ignorance and it's takes nothing to push you back. Is that the way ur mum treats ur dad? If yes, I see where you are coming from.

Morocco has been in the news in the past few weeks following reports that the country sought the permission of the Confederation of African Football(CAF) to postpone the African cup of Nations scheduled for next January due to the Ebola outbreak in the continent.



However the body gave the country a Nine-day deadline to agree to host the Tournament of lose its right to host Africa's greatest spectacle.



BlackBox Nigeria has now gathered that the North African country has agreed to host the competition in Four cities namely, Agadir,Marrakech,Rabat and Tangier from 17, January 2015 to 8, February 2015.‎
http://www.blackboxnigeria.com/2014/11/settled-morocco-finally-agrees-to-host.html?m=1

I vote for vivly!

Mali ke? Oga o!

barcanista:
NIGERIA'S PRESSING NEED:
1. Corruption

2. Boko-Haram/Insecurity

3. Unemployment

PRESIDENT JONATHAN'S PRESSING NEED:
1. Hon. Aminu Tambawal

2. APC

3. PDP

4. Travel To Mali to Say "Hello" to one Military Guy

5. New N100 Note.


Indeed, the President have no clue

halmeyd:
Oh doz good old days of Yak....
he runs thru d defence line,He leavs ferdinerd 4 dead nd yes he scores!
Midlebrough re back in d game.....


Zenden finds yakubu in d midle of d pack,he is tryin to find a space,he outmuscles carvalho nd strikes home,,oooh wat a briliant finish 4rm d nigerian colosus.

the Nigerian colosus has fallen

halmeyd:
Oh doz good old days of Yak....
he runs thru d defence line,He leavs ferdinerd 4 dead nd yes he scores!
Midlebrough re back in d game.....


Zenden finds yakubu in d midle of d pack,he is tryin to find a space,he outmuscles carvalho nd strikes home,,oooh wat a briliant finish 4rm d nigerian colosus.

Nigerian colosus has fallen

floragregs:
how that one take relate to wetin we dey yan?

babe pele. Shit happens

akinsadeez:
Yeah, the guy is really lost but How on earth did Yakubu get such a beautiful wife

lol! Ask google! *winks*

Arsenate:
lool..
a list most probably drafted by a southwesterner. those guys are totally ignorant and oblivious of happenings in other parts of the country. this is no insult folks. I'm currently living in Lagos. I know what I'm saying

u av said it all point blank. They are so ignorant. They were Born in the west, they worked their service here in the west and may probably want to. die in the west. I was numb when I came down to lagos and discovered hw gullible they've been all along. Sitting In one extreme end of the country and claiming to knw Nigeria enough. I am a southwesterner too.

Na only for Naija they go rock thenselves finish sai closing prayer. Wonder hw they feel. #tosayGoddeyslapfromheaven.

Church on the Moon. O gidi gan ni. It's happening already. Cashless churches!

brownlord:
Good job boys, now i know ye ready to end the menace you started.

The guy above me is sick.

I owe u 2 burns n 10 raps of german stone plus 1 schnapp to step down. U r fucking witty.

Biggest rivals; swansea vs crystal palace. Mtchew! Na football england dey play. Soccer dey spain man!

JigsawKillah:
smh
you dull sha
considered and compared na the same?
goat

witty