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Na person papa u yabb like dis! Dem ;Ddey soak ur cane for kerosine o! Gbabe men!

Mondisweets:
useless man

Ears have not heard....neither has it been written in the heart of men......that Nairalanders are chlidren of godzillas my Nigga,na turn by turn o! When u old too,I pray u go find woman wey wan Lubricate her vessel make U render ur service. *mtcheew* @85 sef, that ur pankianthus go jst dey there like christmas tree, mean't for decoration n notin else !

hahn:
He was doing a community service by cleaning up the cob webs

Gad dammit!

naturally:
Are they sure their own names are in the book? If no, that means they didn't appear both in book and on bottle.
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Fire reportedly gutted a building in MKO Abiola Way around the Challenge area of the town.

The building is very close to the National Union of Local government Employees (NULGE) state secretariat in the state as well as a branch of Eco Bank. The building is also opposite Branches of Diamond Bank and FCMB.

Cause of the fire is still unknown as our informant reliable revealed that everywhere is presently in disarray.

...more details later!
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Top Nigerian marksman Emem Eduok has signed for both Esperance of Tunisia and Sarsborg 08, of Norway. He claims the Norway one has issues, but he actually signed both.

Whose fault is this mess? Who should he go to? At reported age of 20 years doesn't he still have time?

ceo4eva:
President Jonathan, Pastor Paul Eneche with Children and Church leaders during the New Year Church Service at Dunamis International Gospel Church.

. These kids in green and white reminds me of how mammy water was portrayed when we were boys. # reminiscing YEMI MY LOVER

tomorrow is another Thursday, market women go open for 10am, NEPA no go bring light and yes this username will continue to hussle front page. so enough of all the new year rants it's already 2015 in over 2dozen countries. *winks* happy new year to my gallant Nairalanders. 2015 will surely make sense! Cheers!!!

hatux:
How much did she pay you for this advert?

she vowed to pay me with your spouse. Quote me and see the new year not!

This dude is witty. RIP

Dezouza

Lil more....

Mor pics....

Model, Actor, TV Presenter and Reality TV star, Events Coordinator and Producer


She was born to a Nigerian father and South American, French and African mother, Destiny Amaka first captured the public’s eyes at the tender age of 13 with a BAFTA nomination for a teen documentary on human rights issues, in which she travelled to Mali, France and the United Kingdom. The documentary was produced by ITV and Channel 4 in the UK. This opened up doors for more work presenting shows on Nickelodeon covering news week, Trouble TV on the hit show “Talk to the hand”, “wise up” for Channel 4 and slowly progressed into acting, singing and several plus size catalogue, magazine, beauty and cat walk modelling. She currently anchors the Cool Overnight Lounge on Cool FM with Hasheem the Machine. I bet you, only one or two Persons can stand her physical qualities amongst her female counterparts. She's got the butt, the face and the voice. She is so real on air and freaky. If u think you are a sexologist. then tune in to her Freaky Friday programme between 1am to 5am.
Warning- it's not for the ill-fainted heart. See photos before and after the cut.

OAPs dey oooooo

Jst like the much asked question on Nairaland, " Hit or miss?" This is a misshit!

Smh.......they jst sold their freedom again jst like esau sold his birth right to jacob for a loaf of bread and lentil stew. Dem go shit evrything for toilet na and afterwards enjoy the slavery. I got so pissed when a brain dead guy was cluelessly arguing that STOMACH infrastructure is simply youth empowerment! O ma seee o!

If na dat 1 u dey Yarn, Abu nor nid count.

cr7lomo:
Unilag still remains one of the most respected schools in the country , if not the most most respected . Google and see the list of influential and recognized graduates of that school . Most of them sit in power or own multi national companies

Breaking! Tinubu's Commissioner Becomes Buhari's Running Mate

A former commissioner for justice and Attorney-General of Lagos state, Professor Yemi Osinbajo has been picked as the running mate of APC's presidential flagbearer; General Muhammadu Buhari.

BlackBox Nigeria gathered that Osinbajo's emergence came up after heavy politicking in the camp of the APC as Lagos Governor; Babatunde Raji Fashola and his counterparts in Edo and Rivers state were initially tipped for the ticket while former Ekiti Governor; Kayode Fayemi was also favoured but Osinbajo eventually got the nod.

Professor Yemi Osinbajo is a pastor at the Redeemed Christian Church of God and is a close confidant of Pastor Adeboye which the APC power brokers considered as a heavy plus for the party to garner christian support for Buhari who is quite popular amongst Nigerian muslims.

2015 Elections: Niger Delta Militant Buy Warships


Arguably ahead of the coming 2015 election, former militants are getting ready for any eventuality.
A former Niger Delta militant, Mr. Government Ekpemupolo, alia Tompolo, according to Saturday Punch has bought seven decommissioned Norwegian battleships.

Reports by a Norwegian newspaper, Dagbladet, said that the fast-speed Hauk-class guided missile boats had been re-armed with new weaponry.



The report also revealed that Ekpemupolo’s most recent purchase is a KNM Horten, a fast-attack craft now used in fighting piracy in Nigeria’s waterways.

It was learnt that in spite of his alleged history of violence, Tompolo, now controls the Global West Vessel Service, a privately owned contractor for maritime security for the Nigerian Maritime Safety Agency.

Abbey2sam:
guy you dumb o......you know that right?

na mortal combat dey guy dey play naw! Dose I'm letters na fatality combo

BUSTED!!! 7 Drug Men Busted On One Flight, Excrete 8.7kg Cocaine In Abuja









49yrs old Fred Obi was about to board an Ethiopian Air flight from Abuja to Tel Aviv, Israel with a strange cargo allegedly concealed in his stomach when the law caught up with him.



He had ingested 1.594kg of c*****e. But he was not the only one boarding that same flight with intention of transporting narcotics they had ingested on November 22, 2014, when they were arrested by men of the NDLEA at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja.



Also arrested were Ekechi Ferdinand (36), Okonkwo Paul (20), Azubuogu Obumneme (30), Okechi Anthony (34), Anozie Henry (34) and Okafor Francis (51).



NDLEA spokesperson, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju, confirmed that the raid which was headed by the agency's commander at the Abuja Airport, Mr. Hamisu Lawan, turn out to be a revealing one…



The suspects, who were said to have been arrested and isolated, were soon made to excrete the drug they had ingested.



"The last of the suspects eventually finished excreting the drugs in his stomach this morning (Thursday, November 26)," Ofoyeju said.



Ferdinand excreted 1.616kg of c*****e, Paul – 1.103kg, Obumneme – 1.450kg, Anthony – 935 grammes while Henry exctreted 874 grammes of c*****e.



The oldest of the suspects, Francis, on his part excreted 1.167kg.



All the suspects, except Obi, were said to have Hong Kong as the destination on their tickets.



NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, said that the arrest of the suspects was an added victory to the war against drug trafficking in the country.



He said, "Coming at a time when commanders of our agency are holding a summit to move the agency forward, this is a welcome development.



"Having seven suspected drug traffickers on a single flight is a reflection of the desperation of drug cartels.



But this will prove to them that the NDLEA has the capacity to stop drug trafficking no matter what method they employ.



"Fortunately for the suspects as well, our arrest has saved their lives because for the suspects heading to Hong Kong, it is clearly stated in their visas that drug trafficking in Hong Kong attracts the death penalty.



Nigeria has equally been saved from an embarrassment their arrest would have caused if they were caught over there."‎

Breaking!!! Plane Crashlands in Ilorin





Reports has it that an Overland Airlines plane coming from Abuja on Saturday crash-landed in Ilorin, Kwara State. Details of the crash is still sketchy. Source
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BREAKING! Bomb explodes at Kano central mosque as people gather for friday jumat




bomb has just exploded at the Kano Central Juma'at Mosque. Casualty figure is still unknown...

Details shortly...

BREAKING! Bomb explodes at Kano central mosque as people gather for friday jumat




bomb has just exploded at the Kano Central Juma'at Mosque. Casualty figure is still unknown...

Details shortly...