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Na so dem dey pose wen dey wan fly go meeting.

na when champaigne don start todey cause barreness again na.

EroticAngelina:
see madness. later when she no go fit give birth, she go say na devil cause am. mtchew

Ofcoz, I can present her to my mom as my bouncer.

Retardeen buruku

I bolted in here to see him dressed in condoms cos that would hve been news. Here in akute island, patient Nigerians literally walk on water as a resuult of bad road. Pot holes choke even for pedestrian lane.

Rokia and bugan, una baba suwe and omoladun love don dey strong o! Sotay di nigga dey folo u rush rush like twitter. Abeg gree for ram na. Di way wey son of man dey pursue woman ehn If naso man dey pursue money from romance section reach front page, atleast #20,000,000 for don dey in account. Owo ti e fe se oni sorti lola oloun.

No b this woman forget say she be Amstel Malta Ambassador, enter public dey yarn say, " take Amstel and get fat"

I didn't just see a football match tonight, I saw a strategic game play of chess sel. Laurent Blanc the chess player, Blaise Matuidi, Javier Pastore, Edison Cavanni, Veratti Marco, Maxwell were the pawns, David Luiz the Queen, thiago silva the King. They could as well be called Airforce1 cos no corner was a waste to them. They knew their strength. They were simply not shaken by the goals they conceded, these lads exhibited steadfastness and precision. Victory well deserved

"They bought permanent voters' card and card readers but out of fear, they said they don't want card readers again but why did they buy it?
"He said we have not used PVC before, We have used PVC and paper before he came, it is obvious that he doesn't know what he is saying"
"We shall beat Jonathan just as Arsenal beat my favourite team Manchester United yesterday(oh,yes they beat us). Since I have accepted defeat, that's the same way Jonathan and his PDP would accept defeat." Those were the words of Governor Babatunde Fashola moments ago as his party, the All Progressive Congress took its campaign rally to Eti-Osa area of Lagos.

The Governor who spoke in Yoruba also took the PDP Guber candidate in the state Jimi Agbaje to the cleaners saying Mr. Agbaje doesn't know anything about governance and has shown this in his utterances especially when "he said Federal Government owns all the land in Lagos".
"He wants to run Lagos Economy, He cannot grow his Chemist from a branch, heard he now sells Provisions, well that's what I just heard o because I haven't been there before", Fashola said of Agbaje

Before Fashola, the party's candidate Akinwunmi Ambode also said he was going to continue the good work the governor has done in Lagos promising to complete all projects.

Nollywood actress, Eniola Badmus was also part of the speakers. In her address, the plus size thespian used a line from one of Olamide's songs saying Nigerians should "Take APC inside and bring PDP outside."

The rally came to an end just a few minutes ago.
Source....http:///dMaIGSC1qa

Their goal is same everywhere all over the world. It is their bedrock! Maim for a god that cannot fight his battle? Ishmaels! Unfortunately they are a thorn we. Would have to live with tilll we leave this earth. Call it radicalism, I dn't care. It's just english, the ideology is thesame!

You re wickedly mouthed. Feel u bro. I have lived all my life in the north nd I jst dey chill for fence @lagos, listening to all their rants n ill in-house campaign since last year. My people don't know wassap. What is about to hit APC might take them a lifetime to recover.

Akpan107:
You are wrong my brother,
95% of Plateau population will vote for GEJ, 80 of Taraba, 90 of Benue, 70 of Kogi, 50 of Kaduna, 85 of Nasarawa, 70 of Kwara, 70 of Adamawa, 30 of Niger, 30 of Bauchi, and 35 of Yobe.

GEJ will get atleast, 40% votes from the North

98% from South East

95% from South South

70% from South West

winning an Election is not all about making noise on media.

The APC are good at winning Elections on social media, that why Buhari has been President on social media since 2014! And he is likely to remain the president on social media untill 2023.

you're so fvcked lad! I mean't that in the most holy way.

3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning.

see shest! We na conscience we dey nurse! Don't mind di body mind di kpekus.

I knw her too buh dunno she is this loose. What else do u even expect from an ex Alajo like her. She don taste money na!

Solid Baby arm...

This ma nigga above me needs a can Of orijin. See bad belle! Hehehehe! people wey go buy am just to share for people wey come their papa baffday choke for naija! Na poverty dey make am tink like ode! Pele borah.

emmyrichie:
for real? so how do you know how it works?

In the journey of this mysterious LIFE u will meet people of different species. I chose not to follow the bad wagon. Trust me, I don see tins for this our funny world. A lot of shit man

emmyrichie:
It doesn't matter which of the things you smoke, all those chemical contents re harmful to your lungs.

dude,take a chill pill, to start wiv I don't even knw hw those things taste/feel like.

Thank your stars say ur head no roast join!

pretydiva:
Buh her boobs tho

some others needs alot of work

emmyrichie:
Smokers re liable to die young.

na hungry smokers b that! When u smoke better stick like cigar no be "seega" o! No b all those pikin tin like Benson, Rothmas nd the likes, na malnutrition go kill u before u young finish!

Damn! U guys ain't eat nothing yet. Try cigar nd bread then step it down with jackDaniels. I bet u by the time u hit on her like Achillies, she'll be singing like wizzy "yay yay yay! Balogun eleniyan! Epan rey!

Wickedness in high places.God is watching u in 3D

OkeEsibe:
mehn si as dem b...

MONEY DON FINISH

Lol. @ ur service sir.

mikron:
i just sharply check the person wey quote me profile pic i just surprise to see say na u. how far na? longest tym o. i don dey follow u here o. u fit follow me bck

clevvermind:
So what are they planning to do? na empty threat jor. they cannot do anything.

never you underate the ram-like attitude of these monsters. Violence is their joy. They've been brain washed to kill. Trust me, I am a living witness. My aboki neighbours were the 1st to Ransack my house before they finally burnt it down.

mikron:
matt how far? u ma dey nairaland?

bonafide member gidi na him I be!

My Nigga, wetin u dey find for Nairaland

mikron:
@ SPARTANIAN I DEY ABUJA NOW, I NEVER GO BACK TO ZARIA YET, BUT U CAN GET ME ON 2GO WITH MIKRON. I FOR GIVE U MY FONE NUMBER BUT U KNOW WE DEY SOCIAL SITE, SECURITY REASONS

Damn! Kodi of life! Buh plenty Biro cover miss sha. The funny thing was that my Dad would always complain of his missing batteries, both the ones with living/ dead cells na one chance! tho It never changed the fact that I got my fingers whooped. To even chop sef for night na slow motion as a result of swollen hands.*in papilo's voice* " we knw say u dey always bring us shame"

Damn! Kodi of life! Buh plenty biro. Cover miss sha. The funny thing was my Dad would always complain of his missing batteries, both the ones with living or dead cells na one chance! It never change the fact that I got my fingers whooped. To evenchop for night na slow motion as a result of swollen hands.*in papilo's voice* " we knw say u dey always bring us shame"