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Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty To Give Away A Car To A Lucky Person by bidexmat(m): 12:41pm On Feb 10, 2015

kendrick9:
won't it be best if he sells the car and then donate the money frm the sales to orphanage homes? i will do so if i were in his position.

if na by that one, there are many orphans in this country! "Many are orphans but few are homeless.

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Treats Me Like An Egg, I Am Scared by bidexmat(m): 10:33am On Feb 10, 2015

Are u TIV? grin

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]He's not treating you like egg but like indomie.

You see how indomie is? Flat flont, flat back
If you touch indomie, it brake like you
Get nyash you lefuse Ok, get bwest, you still lefuse The only thing different from you and ooh Mpa is pünny. Why won't he gif up and tleat like you flagyl?

Advice: Be like akpu or semo and he will have hope in you [/color]

Politics › Re: Another Election Postponement Would Be A Coup - Buhari by bidexmat(m): 8:12am On Feb 10, 2015

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Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Throws A Bombshell At Buhari: Quit Now by bidexmat(m): 12:10am On Feb 10, 2015

Politics › See What Election Postponement Cost This Couple-to-be by bidexmat(op): 6:57pm On Feb 09, 2015

After all the preambles, jingles and top geared preparations of their much anticipated wedding, a nocturnal postponed elections announcement was made at their own deteriment. Who will pay for the loss? Nigeria is really an incredible country!

Politics › Re: Massob: Biafran Soldiers To Takeover South East Border Towns Midnight 14th Feb by bidexmat(m): 12:16am On Feb 06, 2015

This is fresh! *In Achebe's voice* "there was a country."

Education › Re: New Nigerian Word In The English Dictionary by bidexmat(m): 11:52pm On Feb 05, 2015

timawoku:
haba easy na!

So only him na 1million equivalence of fools in Nigeria?

abrethen, no mind me jare, inside this hot weather wey man pikin dey try rest na hin dis kain useless post dey surface. I go reduce di 1 million nw grin

Education › Re: New Nigerian Word In The English Dictionary by bidexmat(m): 11:42pm On Feb 05, 2015*

With u in view @ dunce OP, Nigeria is running on short one in global IQ competiveness. I might as well say we are now around 169.999999 million in population cause we just lost a son of godzilla. Ur brain is so impotent! Primitive mind.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jordanian Pilot Burned Alive By ISIS (pictures) by bidexmat(m): 8:16pm On Feb 03, 2015*

It has always been said by "them" that it's radicalism and not their so called Jihad ideology buh something baffles me, I have not heard that this barbaric act is synonymous to Baha'i, Buddhism, Christianity, Confucianism, Hindui, Jainism, Judaism, Shinto, Sikhism, Taoism, or Zoroastrianism at any point except one....! Some people were actually destined to be destroyed. Sons of Ishmael( sons of perdition). Let's not complicate issues, it is so obvious! This world would have been a better place without this exception.

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Politics › Re: A Must Read For Buhari Supporters. by bidexmat(m): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2015

Hmmmmmm........there was acountry

Celebrities › Re: The Okoye's Wives 'peter,paul,and Jude' Stun In New Photo by bidexmat(m): 8:31am On Jan 30, 2015

kowema:
Go on,bow down and worship them.......Ur intellectual survival depends............I happen to be the chief whip and ur phone just crashed

I would have ignored u. But there is need tell u we are on thesame page. U are really a surrealist. Intellectual dependence my foot. There's no need for u to be so emotional about what so irrelevant. Sometimes u should apply maturity. Silence is golden. You are beginning to sound like a toothless bulldog that does nothing more than barking. Chill! If u persist, then enjoy.

Celebrities › Re: The Okoye's Wives 'peter,paul,and Jude' Stun In New Photo by bidexmat(m): 3:54am On Jan 30, 2015

kowema:
You musy be one of their publicity errand puppy....Such a demanding task...I hope its paying well sha?...Myopic mugu

bros! Hian! your vexation can cause third world war o. Take a chill pill. All these new millenium pikins dem na suffrey suffrey. I jst wish there wuld be a kind of online chief whip monitor that crashes any phone That posts any useless topic.

Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by bidexmat(m): 9:41am On Jan 27, 2015

Ghen ghen! See write off @ first comment. kole to yen! I know what it means to treat a woman right. I respect them cos my mum is one so it helps. Oloun majen fi iyawo se girlfriend

Ennyhorlar:
na Ur kind dey make gals vex pass

Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by bidexmat(m): 8:36am On Jan 26, 2015

EroticAngelina:
lol ur nt serius! i can do that, bt it shudnt be expensive o!

dan allah dan anabi! What took you so long na. I need your kind in my life. Atleast I won't crack my head in trying to solve any fibble and puzzle weneva we go out. Plus I will make it in life on time cos ur kind gesture will save me from being a spendthrift. #shenowantferrari

Politics › Re: Middle-belt Group Dump Buhari And Pledge Their Support To Jonathan by bidexmat(m): 4:06pm On Jan 23, 2015

FKO81:
Very soon it will clear for your eyes not online noise, they have their interests to protect which Buhari doesn't represent.

well said. Some derailed and gullible persons will sit in one wretched corner of their house to say nonesense when the people facing the heat of the enemy knows where it's coming from. Some are jst too blind to see the handwriting on the wall. Smh

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Celebrities › October1 Producer, Kunle Afolayan Named Nollywood Man Of The Year by bidexmat(op): 1:22pm On Jan 23, 2015

Prolific Actor/film director, Kunle Afolayan, has been crowned 'Nollywood Man of the Year' at the just concluded The Sun Newspapers awards, held at the prestigious Eko Hotels and Suites on Victoria Island, Lagos.

During the awards, held on Sunday, Kunle Afolayan was given the award based on his contributions to the entertainment industry at large, with productions of blockbuster movies that have been recognised across the globe.
His award winning movies include 'The Figurine', 'Irapada', 'Phone Swap' and 'October 1'.

Music producer and Mavin Record CEO Don Jazzy, also bagged the 'Creative Person of the Year'.

Jokes Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2015

Check www.blackbox.com

Sanchez01:
Please stop tellinglies. Either the news is fake or the link you gave is false because it says 'This webpage is not available"

Jokes Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 2:10pm On Jan 20, 2015

You are really keen on embarassing yourself. Learn to make your point and keep shut. It's ur own opinion and it might be relative cause it's not the ultimate. U needed not to have used that word gullible. Must you sound like a tyrant before u can communicate. Jst warn yourself, I take God beg you

GentleMimi:
Gullible OP, I read the bullshite above. If he has a prick injury, the boxer will not be there. 21days fasting? Your story does not add up. Even if it does, it shows a nutcase on the loose. He hopes it grows back after 21 days, seriously?

Jokes Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 1:45pm On Jan 20, 2015

Pls read well b4 u comment

GentleMimi:
Lol. The dude looks senile. Anyone who believes this Bullshite needs a brain transplant . Last I checked, the fasting was for 40 days, not 21. But why the facial injury? Or was his manhood attached to his fugly face? And how come his boxers are still on him? OP, you can lie for Africa

Jokes Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 1:42pm On Jan 20, 2015

Are u sure u read the story?

fijiano202:
chai...mumu of the highest order....so whats next when the fasting is over....

is better he goes to a revered school....even God would laugh at him.....

but wait ooo...am doubting this pic...why is their wounds on his face and leg

Jokes Etc › Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(op): 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2015

The RCCG member was initially doing well with abstinence from food and water later revealed that his male organ was preventing him from getting closer to God due to little erections on daily basis

A member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God who is currently engaged in the 21 days fasting and prayer organised by the church has taken his faith to the next level.

In a bid to remain steadfast in his faith and not yield to the temptations of the world which might steer him of the track of his fasting, the 27 year old man reportedly cut off his penis from the rest of his body with a machete.

According to him, the 21 day fasting and prayer session should be taken very seriously, and it is a period when one must give up on everything which gives him pleasure.

He was attacked by neighbors after they taught he was attempting to perform a ritual till he was able to example to them and a church friend could vouch for him

He had been doing well without food and water, but his penis had been giving him trouble since he started fasting with its frequent little erections each day.

In his words, ” the penis has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control. It usually gets erect every now and then, and konji sets in.

And you know that konji is one of the things that leads people into sin. The erections were making me weaker spiritually and in the fast. That is why I cut it off.

Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin.” When FNN asked him whether he considered the long tern implications of his actions before embarking on the, he replied that he had taken all the necessary measures, and was sure that the penis would grow back on his body after the 21 day fasting period.

http://www.codewit.com/humour/23199-nigeria-man-cuts-off-his-manhood-due-to-fasting

http://pulse.ng/religion/price-of-ignorance-rccg-member-cuts-off-own-penis-to-focus-on-21-days-fasting-and-prayers-id3421603.html

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Politics › Uncovered! Real Reason Buhahi Is Travelling To America by bidexmat(op): 12:52pm On Jan 20, 2015

Contrary to claims that the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress [APC], is travelling to the United States for medical reasons, PREMIUM TIMES has obtained a correspondence indicating Mr. Buhari is only honouring an invitation by the Washington-based Center for Strategic and International Studies [CSIS].

Media reports had suggested some days ago that the APC candidate had become so sick that he was planning a medical trip abroad. Mr. Buhari responded by saying he was not sick but only had cold.
But PREMIUM TIMES has now obtained a letter signed by the Director, African Programme of CSIS, Jennifer Cooke, inviting Mr. Buhari to the organisation's headquarters in Washington DC "to give a major public address on Nigeria's future as it stands on the edge of a pivotal national elections."
Ms. Cooke gave Mr. Buhari the liberty to choose a convenient date for the proposed lecture.
"We propose to hold this event on a day of your choosing on either the week of January 5th or the week of January 26th, 2015 but will of course do our best to accommodate your schedule should you have other preferences."
Travelling at this time would mean Mr. Buhari opted for the week of January 26th.
Ms. Cooke who said the event is expected to attract a large number of United State policymakers, academics, business leaders and members of the diaspora, also told Mr. Buhari that he would be expected to take part in a private off-the-record briefing with a small group of senior US government officials and U.S Congress.
"The event would be on-the-record and given the importance of Nigeria's elections would be certain to attract a large audience of U.S. policymakers, academics, business leaders, and members of the diaspora. In addition, we invite you to take part in a private, off-the-record briefing with a small group of senior officials from the U.S. government and U.S. Congress. This will be an excellent opportunity to develop contacts and articulate your key messages to an influential audience of foreign policy decision-makers."
"The CSIS Africa Program has long been engaged in research and analysis on the African continent, and Nigeria specifically. For the past year, we have hosted a conference series analyzing various dimensions of Nigeria's forthcoming elections and their implications for peace, security, and prosperity in Africa's most important country. These conferences have provided a platform for Nigerian statesmen to interact directly with Washington policymakers and we wanted to extend this opportunity to you. We hope that your schedule permits your participation and look forward to receiving a positive reply."

Sports › Re: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by bidexmat(m): 8:37am On Jan 20, 2015

Hey Negro, I don't jst talk. I bet you, south Africa is going down. Their attacking prowess is lame. U call a technically sound game play of the desert foxes SA's mistake? U will b on thesame page with me after their 2nd game. The forces in that group they can't withstand! [quote author=14 post=29949376

Arent you being too fast for yourself. There is still 2 games to go, SA could still win boh matches and go on to win the CUP. How do you rule them out just on the 1st game. All 3 goals Algeria scored were mistakes from SA defenders, so if those mistakes are rectified, dont you think you will swallow your own tangue.[/quote]

Sports › Re: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by bidexmat(m): 11:43pm On Jan 19, 2015

2months ago*in mashaba's voice* "it's now time for Africa to start respecting us, it is long overdue" fast foward 2months later, AFCON is not qualifying series where u meet unserious super eagles! I was laffing da shit outa ma asss when immidiately after the match, mashaba and co technical crew were askiing themselves what went wrong like the didn't knw what jst hit them. Dem dey look for di goaals wey algerians score. Goals for the gods ni! Banana are up for a shocker cause before they will comprehend,their plane would be heading to Johanesburg. AfCON has long been seperating di boys from the men since 1616BC. Dats wassap!

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Education › Fresh Entrant! LASPOTECH Undergrad Runs Mad by bidexmat(op): 11:36pm On Jan 15, 2015

A young beautiful lady aged between 22 -25, an undergraduate of the Lagos State Polytechnic, today became cynosure of all eyes when she went nuts. The incidence which occurred in Odogunyan area of Ikorodu between 12 pm and 1 pm left many onlookers dumbfounded.

The lady whose name withheld was said to be an undergraduate of Laspotech's main campus in Ikorodu. An eyewitness who narrated the incident to us stated that "we saw her standing here not long ago, we thought she wanted to board a bike to first gate but to our greatest surprise, she removed her trouser, her top, removed her wig and started running"

The lady was described as very beautiful and well-built by eye witnesses even the LASTMA officials present. "Madam we try catch the girl but e no easy, she even 'throway' her handset, na only God know the cause of this kind thing" an Okada man present recounted.

Politics › Re: Buhari Will Defeat Jonathan, Amaechi Boasts by bidexmat(m): 1:46pm On Jan 15, 2015

snika:
APC will win presidency because their supporters occupy the following states by

Kano 90%

Rivers 95%

Plateu 98%

Enugu 100%

Anambra 105%

Akwa Ibom 106%

etc.

In fact APC will win all 36 states guber, senate, house of reps. Hold on, APC will win the White House by 2017.

Also APC will also win these states: Russia, China, Isreal, Germany, France, etc.

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I wonder what they actually smoke at OPC. Amaechi must pass me some of that kush cause that thing seems RAW.

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Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Wife, Amara Looks Gorgeous (Photos) by bidexmat(m): 12:26am On Jan 15, 2015

*in kanu's voice* "that ease ma gale, u knour! Good to be on top orfya game!"

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Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Wife, Amara Looks Gorgeous (Photos) by bidexmat(m): 12:20am On Jan 15, 2015

Tinubu:
She is soo cute

*Nairalanders, please is it normal if I have erectiion for another man's wife?

Because these pishures are making me feel somehow

ogun o! Nairaland ti ko weyre mero oooo!

Politics › Re: “i Can Cook Better Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patience Jonathan by bidexmat(op): 12:08am On Jan 15, 2015

U go skool jare. Atleast Na News end di eF eF.....

Medunah:
I HOPE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW FNN (FAKE NAIJA NEWS) IN THAT WRITE UP??

Politics › Re: “i Can Cook Better Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patience Jonathan by bidexmat(op): 12:02am On Jan 15, 2015

Prate! A young vibrant Nigerian who has vowed to be a tyrant till death. i am sure your sorry a$s dad is burning in hell cause he gave birth to you! Block head. U need a brain transplant only that it shuld be replaced with cooked indomie. Wretched son of godzilla!!! Quote me and have a sleepless night rest. Oponu odaran!

DDeliverer:
Is your father the devil? @ OP..

I believe he taught you how to lie like this.....

Politics › “i Can Cook Better Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patience Jonathan by bidexmat(op): 11:37pm On Jan 14, 2015

“I CAN COOK BETTER THAN BUHARI’S WIFE” – PATIENCE JONATHAN

Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you FNN people”

She made the above statement when FNN asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

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