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mfm04622:
So who installed Facebook on a bank's system? Or the person brought his own laptop to the cubicle? Or was he using Facebook on his phone? He will be using phone in cubicle a his supervisors will be looking at him? I don't understand, pls explain better

No system installation is needed to access facebook... I wasn't told.. I saw it firsthand.

It is true to a reasonable extent...
I've seen bank tellers chatting on facebook while they have a lot of people on que in front of them waiting to be attended to.
Some even play games just as depicted in the attached image above

She claimed it was a joke...
Well, like play.. Like play.. Someone has just been replaced by a more serious minded person. She can continue the joke when she gets home.
Senseless racist

So much pollution going on in the church these days..
In fact too much pollution and sadly, The Holy Spirit won't have anything to do with pollution.
His standard cannot be negotiated!

Lol...
Endtime pvssy

fpeter:
why is the picture not clear?

As she no gree settle the photographer..

RIP to the dead

Olowo f'owo ra ìyọnu...
You take your money go buy something that ends scaring shit out of you..
Put dem inside aquarium.. You can start your tourism business from there

yarimo:
And his colleague in Ekiti State can not even lay a foundation of single bohe hole as a governor for 3 and half years. APC governors and dividend of democracy are like 5 and 6

You mean the ipob celebrated kpomo cutting governor...
Ish.. That one is useless even to his immediate family oh.

The kind leg this thread use enter FP is amazing..
I suspect rigging right now.

Skullarship ?
Some comments here though

The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye has said that he would kill anybody who touches his wife, Pastor (Mrs) Foluke Adeboye.

He said, although he could not do anything to anybody who slaps, criticizes or lies against him, but to do such against his wife, he would kill the person.

The man of God however enjoined couples to be ready to lay down their lives for their partner if they truly loved them.
Pastor Adeboye stated this during a Sunday service while delivering a message titled “Activating Your Destiny” at the National Headquarters of RCCG, Throne of Grace Parish, Ebutte Meta, Lagos.

Daddy G. O, as he is fondly called, urged those seeking life partners to marry for love because, such love endures for long.

He said despite the fact that he has been married to his wife for 50 years now, that he is still on his honeymoon.

He also urged ladies to marry a pastor if they wanted an influential man.

Pastor Adeboye however added that he would not do the killing with knife or gun but will ask his Daddy above and the person will sleep and not wake up again.

According to him, “Be ready to lay down your life for your partner if you’re truly in love. My wife doesn’t like me saying this:

“You can slap me; you can lie against me, you can criticise me, it doesn’t bother me, but touch my wife, I’ll kill you!

“I want the world to hear. They’ll say if I killed, they’ll arrest me, jail me, that is if I killed with cutlass or gun.

“If you tamper with my wife, I will talk to my Daddy and you’ll sleep and will not wake.”



“If you want to marry a person who’s influential, marry a pastor. If he does not fall into sin, he’ll remain a pastor forever.”

“Marry for love. It’ll endure. I’ve been married for 50 years and still on honeymoon. I was the poorest among those lurking around the girl I married.”

“One was a lawyer who had a car; I had nothing. But I told the girl that if you marry me, whatever I am, wherever I ever become, will be yours”.

“I was not a Christian, but i was an incurable optimist. We struggled over ‘pomo’ as I usually hear me say, but today if we want to eat a cow now, God will provide.

“After our wedding in September 8, 1967, we faced challenges. The baby came 1968. It was tough. We were happy because we were in love.

“I had no car, no house, a marriage into a rented room and a parlour. We have stories to tell. If you marry for love, the reason it will last is because God is love.”

“You must continue to tend the fire, meaning: no matter how little, you must constantly give gifts to your partner. If it’s given in love, it’ll be appreciated.

“When two people are in love, they exchange gifts. Always open your mouth to say to your partner “I love you.”

burkingx:

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This wickedness...
See head like Dstv satellite dish.
Ewu

I don't know what to say to you... But the meat is photoshop, so go back to the shop and get your charger. Oya come dey go house.

Narldon:


Tosyne2much


Abeg you sabi Road to this Place?


It's not like I'm hungry ooo


I just want to collect my phone charger I forgot there

Rita Dominic..
She don change oh.. Picture doesn't look like her one bit.

YelloweWest:
Ooni is a gold diggers who married for money.

Wura is one rich lady and when he saw she wasn't about to let him drain her he pushed her out.

Shut your trap... Keep your Mumu ignorant gist for the beer palours. Are you telling me you're so daft to the extent that you can't use ordinary Google to get correct information?
Do you have an idea how much Oba Adeyeye was worth in dollars even before he was crowned king?
You need a factory reset slap aswear!

There was a country

He should learn how to barb and make a woman's hair...
Make himself a unisex hair stylist... Him go blow!

Strange world...

Tajbol4splend:
Nigeria is not a joke, our leaders are

You have a point jare my brother

When will same FG ban HOA members from "legitimately" milking the nation dry.
A joke called Nigeria!

Had a family friend that has never driven any other brand... All the cars they've bought are Volvos and I was like dem don swear oath with Volvo ni?
From the rugged ambulance wagon type to the latest designs...
Every club has got its own fan.. Period!

BMW...known for being ugly and strong

three:
It is a sad commentary on the life of the world's largest black nation that its people will be deliberately lied to, deceived and manipulated in such manner.

This man was clearly ill in 2015. That is however not the problem.
(If APC were sincere all they had to do was respond to Nigeria's challenges and appoint first class ministers for the 'head of state')

He is not familiar with administrative bureaucracies. That is however not the problem.
(If APC possessed any administrative intelligence they would have immediately fine tuned the civil service)

He does not comprehend or possess the capacity to absorb and promote democratic ideals. That is however not the problem.
(All APC needed to do was strengthen democratic structures, procedures and protocols - VP would have helped with this).

He and his close circle are not Saints. That is however not the MAIN problem.
(A semblance of fairness and justice may have sufficed to massage the national conscience)

THE PROBLEM IS THE WILFUL EGREGIOUS DECEIT & SHIRKING OF RESPONSIBILITY WHILE CASTING BLAME ELSEWHERE.

THE PROBLEM IS MANIPULATING A NATION'S ALREADY SENSITIVE ETHNO-RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS FOR POLITICAL GAIN & CAPITAL.

THE PROBLEM DEAR PEOPLE IS WE HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF MALIGNANT CHARLATANS IN POWER.

And another problem is that all your dogo turanci (grammar) can't solve shit... It all starts and ends here. Yes here oh.
So save your breath and data for something more productive.
Leave the Daura man alone... Let the youths join politics and force them old cargoes back home. The noise we make here is not making any impact not ONE.

jonnytad:
Who tecno epp? I'll prefer Samsung with OS 4.1 to tecno 7.0 any day, any time.

Whatever rocks your boat bro... Whatever rocks your boat!
I'd choose gionee anyday to hell with Samsung with bloated OS toyish screen (those screens are more or less traps ) Most Samsung phones end up with a broken shattered and disfigured screen within the first 6months of use. JUST 2 months ago I bought a brand new S6 edge plus and I was forced to dispose as it fast as possible before the value becomes next to nothing. Not to mention the wack battery in an environment where our light are not predictable. I went back to my gionee jẹjẹly.
Amazing battery, rugged ram and strongly built. Not some beautiful looking Samsung toys.
Fvck Samsung

As much as I love and used to be a strong Nokia fan... Gionee has spoil me with their ever blazing battery capacity. Going from 6,000 mah to 3,350 mah that Nokia8 offers is a big NO for me.
For me battery and ram performance are far more important factors than name or even designs.

Martin0:
Oh it doesn't sounds like rape to you abi
Na wa ooooo
Sorry oooo I wan ask 1question
•what lubricant?what is it use for?

For motor and transmission servicing of course.. Eg Visco 2000

Any questions?

Okay...


When is Buhari coming back home, I want to ask him something.

The designer no get joy at all... See car face like angry pitbull face.
Nice interior BTW.

Abfinest007:
a die hard Muslim will never go to d church for anything so forget it buhari will not come

Really?
So you're referring to Guru marajji as a pastor and his shrine a church?
Christianity don suffer
Bro, guru's place (shrine) is more or less an Indian temple.
If you doubt me waka go there 7-8pm at night.. If you're alive to narrate your ordeal. You're qualified to share your testimony in Rccg.