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HELLO POSTER
FIRST AND FOREMOST, LET ME THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR STORY. I JUST LEARNT A VITAL LESSON FROM IT. MY WIFE IS PREGNANT NOW I WAS CONSIDERING GET THE GETTING IT (SEX) FROM "OUTSIDE" SINCE OUR SEX-LIFE IS AT ITS LOWEST EBB NOW. BUT WITH YOUR STORY, I WONT TRY THAT! THANKS
FROM WHAT I COULD DEDUCE, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND WERE FOND OF EACH OTHER BEFORE AND IN THE EARLY STAGE OF YOUR MARRIAGE. YOU GUYS NEED TO BRING BACK THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
THE FIRST STEP IS COMMUNICATION: DISCUSS THE PROBLEM WITH HIM WITHOUT NAGGING (SORRY IF THAT HURTS)
FOLLOWED BY GENUINE FORGIVENESS: FORGIVE HIM SO THAT YOU CAN FREE YOURSELF FROM THE BITTERNESS INSIDE. REMEMBER LOVE COVERS A MULTITUDE OF WRONG DOINGS.
FINALLY HOLD ON TO YOUR MARRIAGE COS THE GRASS LOOKS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE

NB: THE TALK ABOUT YOUR SUPERIOR JOB AND SALARY SHOULD NOT ARISE! IT WILL ONLY WIDEN THE DIVIDE.
REMAIN BLESSED

VERY BAD! THIS IS THRAAASH

doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp

YOU WILL STILL CONDEMN OUR TROOP IF THEY WERE ATTACKED AT THE AIRPORT ON ARRIVAL. WAR!!!!

ChopUrMoni: Have you ever played hide and seek? If you have, then you know that once the person has been found by the finder its not the end of the game. The person found must run and the finder would have to pursue until they have caught them. Then and only then is the the game over.

I have noticed a trend among a lot of men. They have become so lazy that they do not bother chasing the girl they love. The saying "ah... its just a girl, they are many more out there" and "she's playing hard to get, i cant be bothered and she's not the only beautiful girl out there anyway" have become so popular among men especially black men.

What happened to the value of chasing a woman? Why has it become so worthless and looked down upon. Would men of today have survived many years ago. Men in those days didn't complain when they pursued the girl they loved, in many cases suffered in the hands of the girls family and then paid a massive amount to have her as his wife. Today it's a lot easier yet men are not willing or should I say are too lazy to pursue the woman of their dreams. Oh i forgot... there are too many fishes in sea. Why bother right?

Men, we love to be pursued and conquered by you. Why do you all think the stories of Cinderella, Snow white, Rapunzel and the like are so loved by girls? They all had one thing in common. A prince who not only found them but also fought for them. Trust me we love to be chased and caught by you.

If you are not serious with the girl then don't bother. But, if you do love her don't allow you friends to push you to get over her after she has rejected you twice. Try a little harder than twice. I noticed white guys have always chased me fervently. But when it comes to black men, even though they profess to loving me so deeply they don't bother if i don't respond to them after a specific time. If any race of man on earth should know how to pursue a woman fervently until he captures her it should be a black man because thats what you fathers and grand fathers did. It's in your DNA So now, what are you waiting for? Get started!

THE TRUTH IS THAT OUR VALUE SYSTEM HAS CHANGED!
MOST GIRLS ARE VERY CHEAP NOWADAYS.
A LADY OF SUBSTANCE WILL BE CHASED ANYTIME ANY DAY

Hayjaycity: This is a foolish decision by the governor and a tarnish on the ACN governance. Is the cutting of the head the cure to an headache. Giving them query, suspension, demotion o whatever would ave been the best option. He deliberately did that, and only God knows why he did it. This days, you would hardly find a staff that did not come late to work due to one reason or the other. He was a former labour leader, and he should know how every worker feels in the country especially the civil servants, and even by doing this, he might have breached the provisions of the workers terms of employment. How much are they being paid sef? This is too harsh, and I think the affected teachers should tender their case before an industrial court. Is he not guilty of the offences they committed as well, being a politician.

HE SACKED INSPECTORS NOT TEACHERS. HE PAID A VISIT TO SCHOOLS AND FOUND OUT THAT THE TEACHERS WERE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND SO HE TURN TO THE INSPECTORS AND FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE THE PROBLEMS! MOST OF THESE INSPECTORS ARE ACTUALLY GHOST WORKERS. DONT BLAME THE COMRADE GOVERNOR BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE DONE THE SAME TO TEACHERS AND OTHER ACADEMIC STAFF.

CAN YOU BEAT THE FOLLOWING IN EDO STATE
1. EASY MOTION STREET
2. WAHALA JUNCTION/WAHALA POLICE STATION
3. AKARA JUNCTION( COS OF A POPULAR AKARA(BEAN CAKE) SPOT
4. SANTANA JUNCTION(SIMILAR TO THE ONE ABOVE)
5. ANGLE 90 (IN UROMI AND AUCHI)

Abyjah: WTF!
Just 6 women and the ogbeni vaporized. I can take double of 6 for 2 rounds each.

Probably your one round is 2sec. cos i cant imagine how how you would go 12 rounds from 3am to 8am if you can deliver a minimum of 30-45min per round.
stop this Libido bragadoccio! Remember it should be how well.

The guy should have given belle to her, thats the normal practice!
Humans are mostly ungrateful
Two of my friends found themselves in a similar situation when their less-priviledged GF's were bang.ng other gees. It took a long time for their heartbreak to heal but right now they are BAD PUNNY BASHERS!

the election was like a big wedding reception where acn provided chairs and canopy while pdp provided refreshment(money)
lessons
to ensure victory ensure voters register is not tampered
scream Like osho wen u observe mago mago mago
provide chair and canopy for voters
etc.
pdp candidate score 38 votes in his unit and 116 in ward against osho 350/1275.
we voted for performance

Pdp shared money to us.
i used mine to arrange pounded yam and ogbono soup wit bush meat. later i was hungry again so i bought pepper rice wit fish and beef while waiting after casting my vote for ACN under the canopy provided by ACN
summary
pdp provide cash for chop-chop
ACN Provided comfort.

The results reflects the will of the people. its 10 to 1 everywhere you go!
Even if they multiply pdp result x5 they will still lose woefully

it has been the plan of pdp to manipulate the voter register in Benin city, Dont blame him. how can you explain missing names when the same register was used for GEJ's election, or how can you explain late arrival of materials in centres 5 minutes away from inec office?
but the good news is that osho baba has cleared all results i have heard including in Anenih's backyard!
The people are wise!

Good write up! You've said it all!

THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM
NOLLYWOOD:....add urs
1. An actress can wear the same
hairdo for more than a yr, even in
longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, som1
must die....
3. It is possible 2 hit a person
without actually touching them!
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes
better.
6. D best way 2 make money is by
visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/
joining a cult/ sleeping with rich
men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or
not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end 2 ur
suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor... all things are
possible.
10.Gun shots & knock out sound
the same..
11. A movie has not been made if
at least one actor/actress has not
twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur
girl out, D best place U take her 2
is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll
most probably see an 'ex' while
feedin each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative
dat U ride a donkey & carry her
playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som
new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely
efficient unlike their counterparts
in real life...
14. Every problem u av is spiritual
15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it
doesn't really matter, ur head will
be bandaged, same for ur legs.
16.When advertising a movie, u av
to shout cos people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, d
driver has to drive in a zig zag
motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and
then slam into a tree that wasn't
there before...
18. Sometimes d title has
absolutely nothin to do wit d
movie, and other times wen you
see d title and the poster, U know
it ALL.
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b
reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART
2...
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed
at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or
Iweka road Onitsha...
lolz
am right or u want to add urs
Kip it rolling

Its not very wise for clergies to endorse politicians... but in the case of Adams I believe he deserves it for the following reasons
1. he has shown uncommon courage in fighting the forces that inhibited development in Edo state.
2. he has shown that Edo state is not the "Poor pensioner state" that we were made to believe it was under previous administrations
3. he has shown that development can get to those areas of the state that were once considered as "impossible terrains" examples are
a. the numerous communities that had no access roads and were consider a no-go- area during the raining season
b. the ongoing storm water project for the de-flooding of Benin metropolis
c. the provision of water in Esan land. Esan land has produced 2 ministers or works. 2 vice presidents, 1 first lady numerous senators and top government officials. it was once said that it is impossible to get potable water in Esan land because of the terrain but now... the story is different cos water is flowing in many communities in Esan land and more are to come.
4. the list in endless. Edo state people have seen the difference and are ready to protect the gains of the past few years

1. Never make a LovePeddler a house wife
2. Women dont know what they want
3. Be gentle as a dove and deadly as a Viper

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