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Op you are very correct, I almost died as a result of that plant when I was about 5years old
Thanks

interested!

ITS INSTANBUL. YOUR USERNAME GAVE YOU AWAY......

CAN YOU MAKE PAYMENT TO CHINESE BANK ACCOUNT?

Airforce1:
Sometimes I force myself to laugh at his jokes

Same here. No special about him and his dry jokes.
Creative people like AY and jokes machine like IgoDye dey humble but him dey form.

But this cannot continue.

Hello everyone.
The 2015 election affords all Nigerians the opportunity to address issues especially at a time such as this, when politicians are at their best behaviour.
This ugly trend of paying to apply for job openings in government parastatal must stop! Though it did not start in GEJ administration, it must not continue in the next administration.

Let your voices be heard.

Hello. I am interested. How do I get on board. Am in Benin city

Oh boy see as you describe my experience for nysc camp! I agree with you completely.
E get one waffi boy wey we jam body for camp. We stay the same room together oh boy we rule that room, hostel and our different platoon.
We nor stay queue one second! Na we dey set rules
We still dey in touch till today.
I be b - side dude but my wife and pals na correc waffi people

Lecturers and students of the University of Benin today shut down the Benin-Lagos expressway in protest of the demolition of some buildings belonging to the university by the Edo State government.

The protesters, who carried placards, condemned in strong terms the action of the state government, which they described as barbaric and a slap on the principle of rule of law

SOURCE: http://itvradionigeria.com/news/lecturers-students-uniben-shut-benin-lagos-expressway-demolition-property-occupied-staff/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpfCPSCVWn0

MudRaker:
Trade Unions in Nigeria are composed of the most desperate and corrupt men.

The fact is that this current administration is the best so far when it comes to paying salaries on or before the 25th of every month.

I know this first hand. The IPIS system is the best to curtail ghost workers, salary diversions and delays.

Just go to the APC states especially in the SW. They owe without human conscience.

It is these same APC SW governors who claim progressives but were opposed to implement minimum wage rates and pay pensioners alongside adopt the PENCOM act.


Nigerians are daft.

You, your family and the people you are trying to cover - up for are the daft ones.

Howmon:
I hereby vow to cast my single vote for anybody other than GEJ, this current govt has all the tools needed to instill equity, justice and transparency but has failed in all moral standing. I rest my case.

That makes two of us!

Valued:
Hmmm this made me speechless... Well, I went to church today looking lovelier than ever(I know it) cos I could feel eyes on me. During offering time in my church, two queues were usually made...one for going and the other for coming back. Well, I just finished putting my offering and was going back when I saw this guy that has been asking me out for months now, on the other queue... He smiled and I smiled back cos I'm usually very friendly on sundays. But the smile didn't end there..he left his queue and started approaching mine, and I was like...what is wrong with this guy? Eyes were already devouring me. He got to me and told me..''you look very beautiful'' in the presence of everyone, and they were like..huh? Well, I felt so lovely and ended up giving him a big grin. And I allowed him to walk me home, hehehe.
So guys, can you do this in church? And ladies have you experienced something like this before?

It feels good to be appreciated especially for a ( BEAUTIFUL) lady. There's nothing wrong with what transpired.
Live your life!
Life is damn beautiful!

am interested!

The activities of oshiomhole police is highly embarrassing and utterly disgraceful.
Those guys are a bunch of criminals.

Sorry for the late reply.
Try to establish a good rapport with your account officer. Most times they ( account officers) are the ones that will market their packages to you. Just pick the one that suits.

bigx:
Service Quality (which attracted me) in GTBank has been dropping of recent!
The counter staff are Rude, the Banking Halls are crowded, they take forever to execute simple instructions.


I'm slowly moving to Zenith and Diamond.



Is that their platinum card fragile or it's just me? The chip keeps getting peeled off in my wallet, I just got my 3rd one this year meanwhile my other cards have stayed years without replacement.

Also how do you access corporate credit with Diamond? I opened an account with them few months back but haven't really looked into that.

Correct Man!

QMark:
Friendship.

My wife of 5 years, my best friend of 15 years.

Mine is the grace of God and friendship with my wife of two years and friend of 7 years.

YOU NEED A NEW BANK!
I STARTED BANKING WITH STB/UBA BEFORE I ENTERED THE UNIVERSITY, DURING MY UNDERGARDUATE YEARS I USE GTB- THY WERE VERY EFFICIENT USEFUL TO ME. DURING MY NYSC DAYS I USED SKYE BANK- ALSO VERY USEFUL BACK THEN.
AFTER MY NYSC I HAVE ADDED ZENITH BANK, OCEANIC/ECOBANK, STERLING BANK, FIRST BANK, THEY ARE ALL GOOD AND THEY SERVE THEIR PURPOSES IN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. HOWEVER, IN THE LAST TEN YEARS I HAVE OPERATED GTB THE MOST AND I AM A PLATINUM CARD HOLDER.
IN 2013, I OPENED A DIAMOND BANK ACCOUNT AND IN A FEW DAYS TIME THE ACCOUNT WILL BE ONE YEAR OLD. SO FAR SO GOOD, DIAMOND BANK HAS BEEN THE BEST OF ALL BECAUSE OF EASY ACCESS TO CREDIT!
I USE TO PRAISE GTB A LOT BUT NOW I KNOW THAT DIAMOND IS THE BEST BANK IN IN NIGERIA (IMHO)

Secret trial it should be! The argument is logical.

mine was N20 to make-up my account balance so that i could withdraw a round figure. that was back in the days when owu dey blow!
whereas my wife (then my fiancee) paid N5 at a time to make up a round figure account balance. we went together to pay in N20 but the over-sabi cashier annoyed us so we decided to pay in the lowest denomination possible just to get back at the cashier. we also tongue-lashed the bank and the cashier cos the bank was charging all sorts of unreasonable charges!

[size=18pt]MR PRESIDENT IS RIGHT! THE CREDIT SHOULD GO TO LIE-BARAN MAKU FOR PURCHASING THE MUCH NEEDED NON-EXISTENT EBOLA VACCINE[/size]

My dear lecturer congratulations!

money121:
Na u go tell us say na fish dey inside sardine

Lol.
Naija people and their idioms.

Hello.
Have you thought about patent rights.
Do you if the "Escrow idea" is patented?
Please do some more work in this line.
Best of luck!

Chuksphil2go:
No wonder Sheik Azubuikareem IhejIrikahim, is he from Islamabad

Lmao
You are a badt guys!

Is that for real? What are there charges like.

shogz89: Choi.. If them try am for naija, na philanthropist Dem go be.. Free of charge

You know evry!
I don't mind having such a pipeline passing through my compound.

I just saw this online so I decided to share.


Belgian brewery plans beer pipeline. Residents pray for spill.

By Jim Meyer

29 Sep 2014 2:08 PM


A new pipeline project planned for the Belgian city of Bruges has locals all in an uproar. The risky plan would deliver beer from the De Halve Maan Brewery across town to the company’s bottling plant. Supporters point out that the pipeline could cut truck traffic through the city, and claim that the social lubricant is vital to modern Belgian society. Without it, they say, the country’s thriving beard and mustache growing industry would come to a screeching halt.

Protestors, meanwhile, fear a pipeline failure could inundate previously sober areas with the delicious and joy-producing malted beverage. Or they would, we imagine, if there were any. This is Bruges. Just ask the mayor or sit in on a PTA meeting: There are no sober areas.

Here’s more from Agence France-Presse:

The two-mile underground pipeline will link the De Halve Maan brewery in the heart of the “Venice of the North” to an industrial park where the beer will be bottled and shipped to drinkers worldwide, company director Xavier Vanneste said.

“The idea is born of environmental and quality of life concerns, and not economic ones,” he said.

Once fully approved and constructed, the pipeline will keep 500 trucks out of the city’s cobblestoned alleys every year, about 85 percent of the town’s lorry traffic.

For bonus points, the pipeline, which will move 6,000 liters of beer per hour, will be built with the preservation of the historic area in mind. AFP reports that “to avoid harming the city’s gothic facades and medieval belfry, pipeline construction will use some of the latest technologies perfected for the transport of oil and gas.”

Beer has been brewed on the site of the De Halve Maan Brewery for nearly five centuries, with only one massive spill, but the impact on local wildlife was limited toa single bear getting very, very drunk. At the time of this writing it is still unknown who, if anyone, the bear drunkenly texted.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/11117320/Bruges-to-build-beer-pipeline-to-stop-traffic-ruining-locals-lives.html
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Some of these secondary school girls are really rotten!
Some girls then, offered to help me with my chores and other errands, When I was a corper, I had to abandon the accommodation provided by the school to rent another apartment far from school and no student knew my place.

Cyber cafe is truly and really dead. Carpentry is only dying in the hands of those that refused to embrace technology.
Authoring is quite challenging but cannot die.
And so on!