₦airaland Forum

Gorrbachev:
The "GEJ is a coward" thread did not go as planed (did not gather sympathy), its time to attack Buhari.

Fela was a thorn on their fleash, so he was inprisoned. If he was alive today, this government would have been the worst he'll ever see. Mama peace would have attacked him like they did Soyinka.

you need to work thoroughly on your spellings.

Vivly:
You TREK around??
So you don't even have #50 for transport fare yet you want a car?

Trek around doing what is the question.. Did your maths Teacher calculated the circumference of a girl's toto to be directly proportional and voluminous to the size and weight of a car? No go buy ur own.

Cutehector4u:
Hmmm... I wonder the kind of men mothers raise up these days

The story is not complete because no sane man can do that. I think the wife is using the salary for vain things that tend to hurt the husband. Like a lady in my neighbourhood who enjoys using her salary to buy gifts for her Ex Boy friends, claiming that those gifts aren't harmful.

smallJagaban:
THIS DEPICTS THAT THE ELDERLY ONE HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER THAN THE YOUNG ONES

#WHAT THE ELDERS CAN SEE WHILE SITTING THE YOUNG ONES CAN'T SEE WHILE STANDING

Na only toto the elders fit see while sitting down, apart from that nothing else mbok.

paramedic:
I wonder how this changes the life of those dying of hunger or the impact this shiT will have on our economy!
Pls can someone honourably put me in the know about the benefits of this nonsense?

You are very stewpid, no matter how one tries to put you in the know you will never know. Biatch, go get a husband and stop spewing rubbish in between your legs. No hard feelings tho...

LordMecuzy:
lol Bombard Sambisa? why Bombard an Innocent and lonely forest?

Sambisa forest is Bigger than both Southeast and West Combined.

We Shld 1st Take over our Lost Territories Bama, Gwoza, Michika,Magdali, Buni Yadi, Mubi 1st before Hitting the Mandaras of Sambisa Reserve

Those areas you have mentioned still have some locals staying there, so reclaiming those areas through aerial bombardment will be harmful to the civilian populace.

SeverusSnape:
No SIR!!!

Your reasons please?

SeverusSnape:
I agree with the OP, , Nuke the whole territory!... Not even a rodent or amphibian as the case may be should be left alive.... This issue have been treated with kid gloves for too long.

I think at this juncture the new nomenclature for a protest that has to do with the girls should change from '' BRING BACK OUR GIRLS'' to '' JTF INVADE AND BOMBARD SAMBISA FOREST''. is that too much to ask for?

persius555:
Op, i had a thought on that too.You spoke my mind. Somebody please tell madam Obi Ezekwesili to give the bringbackourgirls campaign a rest. More people die on a daily basis in the NE than the 200 chibok girls. BH plan to use the chibok girls as a bargaining chip to continously kill and maim fellow nigerians. It is time to act, the c in c should order the defence headquaters to immediately relocate to the NE, 30,000 military men should be deployed and full scale war be declared. If the chibok girls would have to be sacriced to have peace and progress in this great nation, then so be it.

How i wish our C in C can take decisive action once and for all to send this Boko boys to their 72 virgins...

bercarray:
what i think?? Well i think u nid to lead them there,so since all ds dais they've bn there,u dnt knw u'll think abi

Bros, i said aerial bombardment and not infantry invasion.

eunisam:
Wait till after election

After election will be too long a time to wait. If GEJ can defeat these mad fellows with the aerial bombardment i can assure that Nigerians will vote him as the David of our time...

Since the Boko Haram sect are insisting that our precious 200 beautiful innocent girls have been married off to moslem faithfuls outside the shores of Sambisa. I hereby find it neccesary for the Federal government to commence an immediate aerial bombardment of the entire sambisa forest without considering any collateral damage as there is non to be considered since our beautiful girls have been married off. Boko Haram has shot itself on the leg. Nairalanders what do you think? Any need to wait for these animals to repent?...

Reski:
point of correction. The saying goes thus. ''Case of a blackpot calling a black kettle black" have a nice day dude.

Such correction should first go to your mother.

Reski:
Another product of substandard education offered by the Gej/pdp goverment. Can't you comment without stupifying yourself? Or is the writeup to lengthy for you to read and comprehend? Useless unpaid SaTAN Ambassador.

A pot calling a kettle Black.

cuteprinz:
Reports by the sources via the BBC suggest the former president must have crossed the border into Ghana

Fetch him dead or living....

redsun:
What a terrible place for a governor to meet the people. Instead of discouraging alcohol, he seem to promote it by religiously patronising it. Does these muderfuckers think at all?

Fvck your dull brain.

justhelp:
I knew u are insane from ur first Comment, anyway get well soon.

That should be for your mother.

horlorbah:
I formatted my harddrive and I want to recover all my file, Please how can I do??

Go to Ministry of Lands and Housing.

VickyyB:
So much stupidity from the self-acclaimed intelligentia.
All I can see is foolishness.

Because you are fully fooolish.

justhelp:
this thread is not for ss two students,but if u must contributes ask ur father or teacher to guide u in order to make sense here. okay?

That's true anyway, but your prostitute mother will be better off as my tutor so that i can fvck the living hell out of her for bringing you animal to this world. For the records, your father died a useless man ask your mother for his grave.

focus7:
see illiteracy in display, oh I weep for Nigeria educational system.

What do you understand by the word '' illiteracy '' you are the bigest foool i have ever seen this year. I dismiss that you are uneducated and with a very shallow brain.

That's cool anyway. Amaechi is a very foooolish man and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Lost son of a Biatch...

bigtt76:
Childish behavior ...Tambuwal is STILL the speaker! US assigns security details to every presidential candidate irrespective of fheir political affiliations, in Nigeria it is withdrawn ...#foolish behavior ...issorite

Shut that asss hole, tell Mr Tambuwal to resign honourably or be treated anyhow. Opposition party can never be the Speaker where the ruling party has the majority. He should be arrested as well for negligence of duty and overheating the polity.

Festus i can feel your plight i will personally talk Tompolo into order. Lastly, dont joke with an uneducated self acclaimed freedom fighter who has the President under his armpit, for he can mess you up and nothing silly will happen. The worst is that he will send you sooner than anticipated to Hell fire while himself still have some extra time to repent. Lawyers are lairs while Militants are killers, both will have their room in the lake of fire in the after life....... I will still talk to him tho....

pacesetter939:
All these idiots are looking for favours but they would be so disappointed as the GEJ dude is due for Otueke return come May 29, 2015.

Why call them eediot for promoting their choice? You must be useless and silly. GEJ till thy kingdom comes.

Hmmm, love gone bad, girl should be charged for not delivering her product after long mutual agreement. Kangaroo court, the worst ever in the history of humanity. Suspecting Hon. Patrick Obiahobon to be the one who composed this write up, the grammar na die..... Abeg any dictionary close by?

LordMecuzy:
No Tyre?

You want burn your Papa? Say no to jungle justice now......

politricks:
Jungle justice but then again you cant really blame them.I suggest he be hanged by his dick.

This is when we need a gay man to fvck him real good in the anus without lubrication........

pat077:
u well so?

I should be asking you......

pat077:
can u pls name d school. Is he teaching in Nigeria or in d US?

Are you planning to stage a kidnap?