₦airaland Forum

Little rice
Bread
And 5k

You forget the past

I think a failed state is the responsibility of the people who have made that state fail, and those are generally the leaders of that country

I really don't blame the party but all Nigerian Leaders

"They say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected."

Large amount of coke, sniffz is been produced here in Nigeria

I wonder where is the lab

I wonder who is the chemist

Pablo's cousin full naija sha

You need a health insurance certificate to travel to Germany


How did you apply and get a shengen visa in the first place without health insurance??


D story get coma

In Nigeria

Civil is the best but u gonna need connect to get into better industrial companies

Diaspora

Both are great but pharmacy is better

executive12:
Defend which country

Potential country I guess

executive12:
Defend which country

You must be a Ghanaian bro

If you don't have a refinery operating, it's hard to use oil that's available.

moscobabs:
I hate US walahi, we have been seeking for help for more than a decade now and nothing has been done about it

If your country meet their demands they will come

About Tme!

Make my US Navy seals land for naija

A terrorist only need to take one of this bullet

1 Terrorist
1 Bullet

Bet to be honest...can't wait to know what's in for the US

Their demand go heavy gan

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

Good job bro...

My bro had same experience with a female cousin and it's wasn't pleasant..

Girls sometimes like what we call "conducive" environment...

I believe she actually got some expectations between you and her

Bet you never created that chance..

The effect is what you experiencing with her now..

Let say you actually unlock that path...she could have been able to control everything you possess and make her own decisions without restrictions..


My advice...

Before you return back to ur hostel
Call your parents
Call the girls and tell her to come meet you with one of her friends to help her carry her bags


Go back now and let her pick all her stuffs and leave...

Note: there will be some rumors going around about you that you will not like when you here them...but ignore because it's only spread just to punish you....

Since you dealing with Feds

I will suggest Abj

You don't even have to think about it twice unless you have a ties in Southwest you worried about

AllenSpencer:
Only on social media I hear clamours of war... Everything is still normal over here. smiling faces and happy people.

No matter the war in Nigeria, It can never get to where I reside. Electricity and internet access will never be interrupted.

Battle line that will be drawn somewhere around Onitsha, how will it even affect Ondo or Ogun, not to talk of Lagos

Deaths and casualties I will be counting on TV and be inputting in excel sheet

You should help your fam and friends to safety then... especially the once that reside in the location where conflict may occur.

olamide0147:
Beg who and for ur information am doing financial good, besides am not a bully even though he's type of rough and typical dirty and funny boy and yes he's in drawing with his pencil ✏ then am happy for him.

Dude you should recognize a joke when you see one

Just kidding...

AllenSpencer:
It cannot be taken down in the West. That of the East, FGN will take out immediately it starts

Which west?

Western Ghana or Chad

The demn country is at war and you wanna catch up with bbn or supersport ...are u kidding?

olamide0147:
He's my classmate in junior secondary school in Bishop aggey memorial school

Did you bully him back in school?

Tell me now so I can no how to help u beg

[quote author=olamide0147 post=10 1176811]He's my classmate in junior secondary school in Bishop aggey memorial school[/quote]Did you bully him back in school?

Tell me now so I can no how to help u beg

AllenSpencer:
What bunker?

The battle line will be drawn somewhere in Eastern Nigeria. So its constant that the clamor's of war can never get to where I reside. Like I said, From TV I will be recording deaths and casualties.

Oh Really? Eastern Nigeria...

Seems you gonna be picking the location Hun?

And who told you...u will be able to have access to TV and internet...

That wil be the first thing to be shut down...

Josh!!!

zionzoe:
Against Arabian COLONISATION.

Goodluck potential solider

AllenSpencer:


Comedy!

I will be watching from a 100 inch LED curve screen

Recording scores on a sheet of paper, with Cognac, juice , ice and cow-tail pepper-soup

How much did you eventually paid for the bunker?

Because you can only achieve that fantasy in a bunker

diplomat058:
First, I am a human being. And then I am Yoruba. A Christian too. Nigeria is least of my Identity considerations. I will fight for my FATHERLAND - Orilẹ Ède Odua!!!

Good luck Omoluwabi

Dudes be ready to be drafted...

Soon no time to be chasing skirts

It's time to defend your country

The questions is

Whose side are you gonna be?

People still dating in 2021?

Osimeh

Kelechi

Onuachu

Nwankwo


Pls cut soapp for my club strikers

Salah and Mane

Dey don't deserve it@all


Anyway

Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?



Because they are really good at saving

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

nowhere:
No, call China.

Really don't care bro

Even if it's the Philippines

Nigeria need help fighting insecurities

bigpicture001:
Don't call the US in ur senseless country... How may US products do you buy in a year....

Your country is fully stocked up with Chinese's goods and contacts... To whom. More is given, more is expected

The United States and Nigeria have a bilateral trade and investment framework agreemen.
the two-way trade in goods between the United States and Nigeria totaled over $9 billion


Is that not enough to get a help ?