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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]At a wedding reception, a woman at the end of the table kept asking me if I want the food that was served. She asked twice and when I did not answer, she asked again until I said yes.

Guys, was she supposed to keep asking. what do you think?[/color]

It means she's nice and nothing more

It's common in the US people will offer you things just for humanity caring sake...

Not really sure it meant something else...

Great judgment! We don't need those psychopath in our society..

Fountainofyouth:
I'll have officially told you my reason, but it's of no use now

Have a good evening.

Alright

Have a good one.

Fountainofyouth:
You clearly didn't understand why I asked, and why I specifically stressed on it, but ok.

Like I said it was a friendly chat...I had no single idea why you asked those questions...

I realized, and it was obvious you we're stressed on it...

I guess I didn't take it serious...I would have ask why you stressed on it really...


So....


Do I get the privilege to officially ask WHY?

Fountainofyouth:
You clearly did not remember my moniker, I specifically asked you if you are single, you said you are very very very single, reason for my previous comment.

Yea I did, i remember your moniker

I'll admit, you we're skeptical that faithful day..

Well for the record

I'm not married

I'm in a valid relationship

I actually told you I'm single because it's doesn't matter if you have the right details....


It's only a friendly chat...

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Very boring ...

Get a proper lesson...

Wonderful people in the studio tho

Very funny man...

can't imagine what will happen if Nigerian social media was regulated to that of North-korea

My friends treat me like god

I only hear from them when they're wanting something from me

collinsuchendu:
Trust my judgement bro. If I should leave this con3 by God's grace I'm not coming back to this shit hole again and my children will never step their foot in the zoo.

You so desperate bro...

Get it down step by step...

Fountainofyouth:
You are inconsistent, today you are married, tomorrow you are very single, another day you are.......

What Can Suddenly Make U Lose Interest In Ur Relationship?

It's a simple generally question

The question is generally for both married or single...

I answered it because it's a generally question

And for your info...

I'm not married
I'm in a serious relationship

Maybe you have saw my previous post that contains "my wife" ...

You need to read once again...they are meant to be fun jokes...and I get a lot of likes from them...I mean people with sense of humor...

Thank you

collinsuchendu:
Bro, do you know the hottest weather in the shit hole, I'm sweating heavily as am typing this right now. There's no comparison between heaven and hell, you know that. Even if you give me $1 billion × 1 billion, I'll still leave this hell.

I understand you bro, but let me tell you the truth, the only reason why you're saying all these is because you're not in the shit hole, but I know that just one day I must surely leave this zoo by God's grace.. it's just a matter of time.

Once I'm out I can't come back to this country zoo alive. [No joke]

I'm a Nigerian citizen by birth...I spent 2+ decades in Nigeria before moving for studies...

I understand and know I can still imagine the pretty hot Nigeria weather...

I pray you relocate as you have wished

But you need to know when you arrive...it's not a gateway or some kind of ticket to wealth...

You gonna make real money no doubt
And you gonna pay real bills no doubt



I love your passion and I will advice you to bring ur kids to life here...so they won't have to go through that harsh weather and messeup economy...



Goodluck

I’m never again donating a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon.
They just take the money and run


Good luck

collinsuchendu:
Trust my judgement bro. If I should leave this con3 by God's grace I'm not coming back to this shit hole again and my children will never step their foot in the zoo.

You don't have to promise anyone that bro

Just do it...

But let me tell u a fact that may sound silly

Before you leave the shit hole...you gonna feel like "ain't coming back to that goaddam freaking country, shit hole no more"...


But after several years...and you have everything from resident permit to citizenship...you have a career , a house and a wonderful family...you will love to visit Nigeria every year...

My folks travel to Nigeria twice a year...it's not like they have anything serious to do back home...they just take the trip because they don't wanna forget or loose that heritage as a bona fide Nigerian...


I pray you leave soon
And God will assist you in whatever way he can...

Lack of maturity

Insolent

Lies

Ignoring hygiene

When you stop believing in God

collinsuchendu:
Honestly speaking, I need the brutal weather in my life sir. Just that I don't have the money to relocate.

It's not like that of jos bro

The coldest weather in Nigeria is around 15c

We are talking about -11c in canada
In the states we manage 5c

It's not a joke bro ...

First time arriving at the airport
I was releasing tears...

Nothing happened but cold was hitting hard and tears was flowing...

Shanklee:
I also know that. I'm only shocked about how they really have feelings for animals. If any animal do any how for my country, na inside pot e go end.

They care lot about animals just like human being...

Have seen lots of white people will some part of their properties to their pets

collinsuchendu:
To be sincere, I don't mind sleeping under bridge, as long as I'm out of Africa hell.

Do you care sleeping at Fairview Lift
Bridge?....it's a bridge in North Dakota...

I can assure you you will wakeup somewhere Faraway from this earth

You don't need to sleep under any bridge...just make a way into any 1st world country...and you can stay at the shelter center...

By making a vehicle donation, you will be supporting pets in need. : The money from the sale of your vehicle will go towards funding the animal rescue work, spay and neuter surgeries, and educational work and support of animal.

My girlfriend is taking her driving exam

She gets into the car and the teacher fails her immediately.

- What do you mean? I just got into the car.
- Yes, but you got into the back seat

It's unbelievable and can be a stressful trip...

Not sure it's a good idea if you will be passing through some unsecured border

My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I’ve slept with.
“Eleven,” I replied.


“Wow! You must be a player,” she laughed.


“No,” I said, “I’m their coach.”

What is Pluto favourite DJ ?

DJ Neptune

They are definitely ur crush

You may likely be tough guy so
Just take it easy and give them that soft chat

If you not interested let it slide maturely...

Goodluck

Davoneskay:
Na that Kristina own dey somehow. She was on life support for a long time before she gave up. I heard Bobby Brown introduced the habit to Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston daughter, Katrina, learnt it from her mom.

Kristina Bobby was found on bathtub
Same has Whitney...

Drugs and depression


Something is definitely wrong with that family

Spiritually our purpose is to multiple and preach the gospel to the world...also to get ready for the second world which is heaven..

Secondly scientific reasons we humans are on earth is The basic function of human-being is to work as scavenger; the input to human-being is out-put of other-being and to carry-on this function is the responsibility of the offspring: it is the ground reality.

The sole purpose of human activities is to survive within 'Time-Binding/Limit.:

Same death between this family


Bobby jr /son

Kristina /daughter

Whitney /mother

Men tend to Mix greenlighting from shakara

Some are not sure either of the two

You approach her ...she may actually use shakara to disgrace you away

You approach her ...you may be Lucky to enter a relationship right away...


But no weaker man wanna take that risk

TheCork:
. Bro I dont do naira....I do pounds stalin. Thats why I dont work, I have people working for me. I can afford to spend on women anyday. Fok dongonte!! !(real talk)

Yo' wanna make real quick cash bro?.. show me yo' goddamnn account balance and I'm gonna give you 1grand right naw..

paypal or gift card...ama wire you right now...

TheCork:
..

....billionaire in naira.....not billionaire in pounds bro.
am a baller..a plaYA....& a true Londoner from pekam south London.
Bro.....I will slap his face wit pounds stalin!!(real talk)

what's your networth