₦airaland Forum

A Mysterious tortoise came out of a woman in Eleme, Nchia, River State yerterday evening. Cant really explain how it happened but it happened. Wonders shall never end.

So d part wey say GOD KILLED HIM FOR DAT no fear u? Kwantinue

DOUBLEWAHALA:
I also prophesy for your brother before this year runs out

this will be ur brother

Hehehehehe. I trust nairalanders na. My guy/babe get ready o.............film don start

EmekaBlue:
Footballers and their enjoying wives...School no pay like this o

Congrats Messi

my dear d tin tire me o. Who certificate help?

O lord, bless me....omo see ride

Dat Igala of a man is funny o

Novena university.....

sllylie:
he looks like a rapist seff

As As How na

Joblessness

Whriais my whistle?

I hearby declear today EDO DAY.

Edo again? Na wa o.

Dis is bad. I jst dnt understand y nothing reasonable has bin done to stp dis guys. Na so we lack ideas reach? Haba

Obj d father of a ritualist..... no b me talk am o

Na normal guys tin na bt dis 1 is 3much

shugacaneman:
Forget all these ur show for the camera. He will grow up and see the kind of woman u r.

. Pls learn to b positive. Are u married, do u hv a child, do u knw wat it feels lik to see ur baby happy nd healthy? Oga take time o

If u like rest, if u like kwantinue. I dnt giv a fck

Dats nt d best option to me now dat d countrys economy is down bcus weda we like it or yes it wil cost us futune. If dey call smbdy clueless nw sm people wil b attackin people uppandan.

GoodofNaija:
I agree with the VP.
The major reason behind pipeline vandalism is the probe of looters!

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so wats d major reason behind boko boyz? all na politics

wake me up wen d winner is decleared

Toeyoursea:
Why shouldn't he?

I also support sale of docile national assets like:

1. Old federal secretariat Ikoyi
2. National Stadium Surulere
3. National Theater
4. Diplomat residence in all foreign countries
5. 90% of Presidential jets.
6. Refineries
7. Defense house Abuja.
8. TBS, COJA stadium, Eagle Square Abuja etc.
9. Office of Governor general, Lagos Island


Viable and performing assets like:

1. NLNG
2. African finance cooperation
3. Ajaokuta steel
4. National Airports and seaport
5. NNPC

MUST never be sold as they are sensitive to our national security and financial portfolio.

Nonetheless, to sensibly comment on the issue of sales of national assets, we need more information on the list of National Assets, available deals, the contract terms of the sales etc.

. wait o, wat happened to Nitel, Nigerian Airways, railway etc. dis man needs Deliverance

Hmmm. whr is the fasting Pastor/Governor. na wen e affect ur family i go fast my own.

pls any news? my family is affected 2.

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same here o. 4 3days now. i've tried evry means but 2 no avail. me don tire sef

Dammy112:
I am trying to make payment for the voucher and it is not working.....the payment gateway keeps getting disconnected and cant connect with my bank(access Bank),,please house what do you suggest that i should do...Thanks

This is serious. Sometimes I wonder hw people become heartless. RIP 2 d poor man.

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Lols. I don laf tire. Nice jokes

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