₦airaland Forum

metrosexual:
For me, landlords rarely mess with me.

Make yourself so enticing!

Dress nice!
Smell nice!
Sound nice!
Be polished in etiquette!
Come home like I do, my earphones in my ears, my eyes brimming with vitality and happiness!
Have only "well doing" friends come over!
If you are single and must be a playboy, do it with the bravado of someone who is good at his game!

Lastly, always wire his house rent to his bank account on time if you are renewing your rent, like 2 weeks before the due date, that's how a landlord woke me up with smiles at 7am back then because he got my payment alert by 6am from my internet banking, he was so happy and thanking me I became his most "loved" tenant since then

Very True...U just described my own style tho..I command lots of respect not only from landlord and his wife (landlady)but also the Co tenants..In fact my landlady likes me so much that she was trying her best to hook me with her daughter for serious relationship but I declined with swags..asides her being too fat for my liking, dating her would definitely ruin other paroles....

On his own ohhhh..won't b d first neither will he b d last to commit suicide oh. .I wish he doesn't anyway..

Wailers will destroy sanusi in a bit..They hate hearing about their hero who is a legendary thief...

THE MORE U LOOK THE LESS U SEE...SARAKI

Tbells91:
If it's a man, how does he get all these pictures?

U definitely won't wanna know the height of a scammer's desperation ..It could b a male or a female or a transgender. .This is 2016 ohh.The person could even be an agent for real but also using the same role to dupe gullible people...Just thank God that isn't more than 7k X 3.. people have lost millions to criminals..my one kobo advice is that u should be very careful while looking for jobs..No credible organisation or agent will ask u to part with your money for employment..It's total nonsense..

Only Buhari's mess will finish u if u try contest in 2019..better respect ur village..

So .....We should accept defeat?

KashyBaby:
How cud this thing happened when she was already passed in Dubai int'l airport screening...

She had a bad and unlucky day..If u r a frequent traveller, u'll knw how easy it is to push drugs successfully ..only unlucky ones get caught..most times this officers don't check meticulously due to large num of passengers ..and it's everywhere..even in d US...she has a second chance tho to live right..if she was caught in Thailand,thatz end of story..

AntiMahdi:
And you have that convicted drug peddler as your messiah.


Yoruba hypocrisy stinks.

Fayose remains a thousand times better than that d0pe head kleptomaniac tinubu which you all celebrate.


Useless hypocrites.

Oga..he has dashed u Fayose naaa... or what do u want again? After all u already hav an ex convict in Bode George as a pillar and a wanted drug dealer in Buruji Kashamu as a financer....Enjoy ur Fayose and keep worshipping him...

Konji

ritababe:
he is a dullard and your president what does that make you?

Lol

Huh??

The second stanza is a prayer on its..

Ratello:
Behold a man blessed from above who towering figure can not be suppressed by the forces of darkness. The future United Nations Secretary-General.

LWKMD...Future what? Then his legendary looting skills will upgrade from billions of naira to billions of dollars thus bringing calamity and hardship to the world just as he did for Nigeria..

Who cares about d affairs of a dying party.??..nonsense.

U need medical attention..

Chaaaaaaaaiii

He is buying ponmo on the way to aso rock

Hmmm...bad and useless leaders are our biggest problems in Africa..

U can claim a asylum in Syria. .

it is very disheartening. Do we really deserve all these? Are we so sinful that God could have decided to punish us so much with this kind of leaders? There is hope for us because we cannot just continue to suffer this way.

Firgemachar:
Is the police mad?
How can you blame such a catastrophe on clash between hoodlums?
Honestly, I cant but pity the ibos.
Just look at how they are using them to suppress themselves.
First, an ibo policeman was arrested for complicity. Now, the ibo CP is blaming the glaring massacre of ibos by Fulani herdsmen on warring groups in the communities.

Chei. jibos have suffered!

U can't be toooo sure that the CP is lying about the situation...

was it this man than came on channels and was talking and singing the praises of Dickson...The man was talking uncontrollably like sumone with mouth diarrhea.. little wonder,that he is a big thief..

hahahahaha..he wants a valid reason to be rushed abroad for medical treatment?? abeg make dem use aboniki and hot water rub im body well well,e go dey alright..looters of our national treasury must be dealt with squarely..

hahahahaha..he wants a valid reason to be rushed abroad for medical treatment?? abeg make dem use aboniki and hot water rub im body well well,e go dey alright..looters of our national treasury must be dealt with squarely..

Some pple from the land of rising sun won't like dis ohhhh. ..They would prefer to b sidelined by bubu so that they can keep supporting their dilector who is in kuje..

Lool. .If na saraki matter now dis for don enter page 10. .but as na 4 pple with 4.0 gap, c as dem lock up..d gp of many noise makers on nairaland no fit even flash MTN line...

mallamseifaldin:
TINUBU came to received COMMON SENSE at the SILVERBIRD GALLERY.



I DID NOT READ THE EPISTLE.

People like u are part of the problems we have in Nigeria..

Shine1177:
Don't let anyone discourage you if you have a good intention to study and stay in SA thereafter. I am a practical testimony. I came here in March 2015 for my Master degree. I applied for my school scholarship and waited for nine months but it was not forthcoming. I was living on the little cash I brought from Nigeria. My rent was R2,000 per month, I cook my food by myself so I spend less than R1,000 a month. I am a quite person, so I don't go out that much, all I spend on Taxi a month is less than R200 (Taxi is R5 per trip in my city) sometimes I walk to school, maximum 15 minute. Taking that into consideration I spend R3,200 per month (N64,000 per month). Mind you, I don't pay for electricity and water, that is part of the rent, I don't pay school fee, my school offer tuition-free for Master by Research. Sometimes in September 2015, all PG students got a mail from the Research Office that we should apply for NRF (National Research Fund) 2015, I applied and among the 22 Master degree students that got it, only 2 Nigerians were on the list and I was one of the two. What amount are we talking about here? R80,000 (Eighty thousand Rand). I got that in December 2015, I couldn't access it before I traveled down to Nigeria for Christmas holiday. When I returned in January 2016, I got the money in my account. Then come February 2016, we got another mail to apply for renewal of our NRF scholarship (for Master it 2-years; PhD 3-years), I did and in March 2016, I got another R80,000 (Eighty thousand Rand). All these without knowing anybody or speaking to someone. All through God's grace.

Not everyone earn R2,500 for tutoring. I am also tutoring and I earn nothing less than R4,000/month it's 20 hours per week at R50 per hour (Although you can only tutor for two and half month per semester). Another Nigerian just got registered in my department February 2016 and he is already tutoring for minimum R4,000. That pay his rent.

Now I will be graduating come September 2016 by God grace and my supervisor, an Indian, who happen to be a nice man, he is also an Executive Member of ESKOM Board, his already advising me to go for a 3-year graduate training in ESKOM with a good pay to go before I begin my PhD. (I know say I go get am. Not every man dey suffer, our head are not the same).

My Critical Skill Work Permit will soon land in my hand in a matter of weeks (I read sometimes ago on this platform where that guy said it is not possible to change from Student Visa to Work Visa - I just dey do my own thing jeje) and my wife and children will be following me to SA permanently in January 2017 when I return to Nigeria in December 2016. At least I have a plan to live in South Africa for maximum 12 years before I return home to play politics. My senior brother, a Professor, who came here in 2013 got his Work Permit and Permanent Residence Permit within 18-month. He left SA after he finished his Post-Doctoral Fellowship in 12 month, he is doing fine in Nigeria as always. His friend, a lady from Unilag also got her PR and relocated her husband and three children. So everyone with his or her own destiny and desire. Nobody should dissuade anyone from relocating to any part of the world, so far it is legally done.

If you have a VISION and you commit your PLANS into God's hand. If all foreigners are complaining, I tell you, you will not have a reason to complain.

My candid advise to anyone coming, make sure you process your Student Visa yourself, don't pay any agent. I did mine all alone. Come with cash that can pay your rent for minimum 12 months, so that you don't sleep on the street (No padi-padi for Southy, even if your brother get all the Rand) before then you will find your level.

DON'T BE DISCOURAGE BY STORIES.

God bless u 4 dis...u seem to b in UKZN..I love ur positive mind..

geekybabe:
okay guys.. staggerlee, justwise, 14 and others.. give this drama a rest already. advise and share your ideas and let live.

and pls answer my question.

do I have to do the medical forms and radiological form at a government hospital? can't I just find a private hospital to do it? I know Nigerian government hospital procedures can be hectic. I need to know if its really impt to do it there.

it should be a government hospital.. would advise u to walk into a state hospital or maternity and get it done in gud time and with less stress.. just ensure that the medical forms are properly filled and stamped.. (don't go to teaching hospitals ohh..e.g LUTH or UCH..u go grow ''bear bear'' for there..lol)