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God of Mercy where did this happened EWE Chai

Oh yeah i will

No no no not that my head is that big i only like the way pple address my head though they say it's big

Really

Yeah
Do u wanna know who u look like

[center]OH GOD THIS COUNTRY CAN NEVER BE GOOD OR BETTER IT IS NOT A CURSE BUT THE HANDWORK OF OUR LEADERS IS ACTUALLY DRIVING OUR FOURTH COMING FEAUTURE[/center]

So if the fool abiola had assumed office he would have fucking used nigeria's money to restore himself
[center]"OH GOD" MAY HIS FRAUDULENT SOUL ROT IN HHHEEELLL.[/center]

Please what are the interesting things about OAU

As u can see the nigerian police are working than they are paid
Stupid police woman trying to kill her self all because of N20

Kay then if u say so

was only teasing ya
and i cheked ur profile and u look like some one familiar.,

@kunbee
Weton do u abi

nwen ehn ehn ehn
i will report u to my dad for bullying me

yeah man that's right me too

spben:
LOLZ not only backfire and the fire is consuming you

Bla bla bla bla bla whatever this is shity

No i was just told the joke by a friend from man o war

Ok Sir

Hey man it is not good to do drugs stay out!!

Bleep the website there is no useful info on the website as it is not in anyway update

@adebaya201
Please where can i get the fucking Lamlad abi i fit use am for pre degree

As u can see our police are doing their work

e get as the tin dey do the mama so she wants the guys to give it to her

@poster
that was a very bad one there man
u gat me laughing till my stomach hurts

Have u gat any idea concerning ur pre degree exams

baybbootz:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSH
dat was shoking>>!!
kai dats d end ov d marriag.\i ddnt even xpect dat kinda end

No never that is not and will never be my true life story i just got it from a friend
Abegoo

no try a new battery

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn¡¯t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ¡°Happy Birthday!¡±, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ¡°Happy Birthday.¡± I thought¡­ Well, that¡¯s marriage for you, but the kids¡­ They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn¡¯t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, ¡°Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!¡± It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o¡¯clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, ¡°You know, it¡¯s such a beautiful day outside, and it¡¯s your Birthday, why don¡¯t we go out for lunch, just you and me.¡± I said, ¡°Thanks, Joanne, that¡¯s the best thing I¡¯ve heard all day. Let¡¯s go!¡±

We went to lunch but not where we¡¯d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, ¡°You know, It¡¯s such a beautiful day¡­ We don¡¯t have to go right back to the office, do we?¡± I replied with ¡°I suppose not. What do you have in mind?¡± She said, ¡°Let¡¯s go to my apartment, it¡¯s just around the corner.¡±

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, ¡°Boss if you don¡¯t mind, I¡¯m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I¡¯ll be right back.¡± ¡°Ok.¡± I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake¡­

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing ¡°Happy Birthday¡±.

And I just sat there¡­

On the couch¡­

Naked.

Please if u are from OAU please feel welcomed as i have puzzling questions to ask u

@2legitqui

How do i decypher that

soji are u from oau

Ok then i will try and talk to u later and by the way are u from OAU and do u have any idea about the pre degree exam

why do u guys like putting one in suspense what is with the emoticons and their heads