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@seun..i ave read tru this thread and al i can see is people talk of python,PhP and etc ...Wot i'd like to kno is if you guys accept someone wit a knowledge of aspx.net?

landwin:
They dress like touts in Ajegunle

IF DATS D WAY TOUTS DRESS,THEN,I GUESS I CHOOSE 2 BE ONE

i dont know whats up with the naija celebrities of recent. they seem to go crazy about beards. Anyone seen d duo psquare nd there new looks.abeg follow me weigh dis pix.

yoruba girls no dey look ur pocket. but d ibo chick na 'show me d money'.

i dont c why u guy friend seems to molest u and u are still proud saying that you are in love with him . i think the best thing 4 u is to do get rid of him .u remind me of the post why do girls date bad guyz becos to me he is a bad guy and no good caring guy can do such.

Guy i dont see why ur supposed girl friend would be afraid to kiss u i think the problem with her is either u have bad breath or she has a bad breath which she no wan make u perceive .so go get ur self xamined

i'll say u 'BOUNCE'. As in,dont even think she exists. Look for other loving nd promising babes.

That was a good one

TO me noting wrong with the pastor cos i have heard a couple of his preaching on television but wetin me no dey in support of his his attitude of styling his hair and allowing women to go on trousers in his church cos don't tell me dat since he started reading the bible he never see that kin thing be4 and the way you guys worship him una don break commandment already

Guys this Chris obukwelu happens to be my cosine,he is a journalist and based in London but am not sure of this gossip u guys are up with. cos i have also seen that on the family website but am not sure of the source. till i get to hear from him personally.

When tears fill ur eye and no one to turn, to when weeping seems to be the only option and still no one to turn to, turn to me cos i sell tissue buy one and get one free {just kidin}. ave a nice day

Wetin hungry person woon carry flower do? Abeg send valuables like perfumes & cash

if naeto c was as good as u think he his, why then do you think he features ikechukwu in most of his track. don't u think he knows his master. Ikechukwu is da master.

d bad guys aint d guys dat go around smoking weed nd claiming they av stuffs in them BUT those guys that rarely speak but can do great mischievous things without raising a dust. So,which do u now prefer(the first or the second)

cousine? my friend, i can only advice that you seek a church deliverance or mental checkup's cos fallin in love wit any of ur relations isn't natural talkless of ur cousine.WAKE UP COS IT WON'T WORK.

I don't think there is anything wrong about seeing jim iyke shop in primark cos, remember at least he didn't walk down there he had to take a flight and what about the others who still shop in our country. To me it ain't bad

thank god am feeling a little bit relived that at least u guys didn't hear it because in my location some people were even ready to swear by their fore fathers grave about his death.

My friends for naira land una don hear the latest news in town ,say nkem owoh the famous osuofia is dead . as the story carry reach me be say the man go arab country wan go carry drugs but unluckily for am em first time come bcome em last so they come arrest am, as the story continues they say them go hang the man . so friends make una help me confirm the story .

busygirl:
is the poster gay?

I think a good outlook is something one has to comment on, irrespective of the person commenting and the person being commented on. SO u see am not gay,just trying to commend on the cuter btw the DUO

dudes,think i need some help here. can't stop thinkin of d wonderful nigerian duo peter nd paul.they are both handsome i guess ,but till of recent when i noticed that paul(d slim one wit shaggy hairs) is sweeeeeeeet.When i raised this issue my friends opposed it.some said they were d same but i say big NO. Dudes what do u think.(peter is d one on low cuts while paul is d one with shaggy hairs)

hey u girls too wicked.Do u ever think of wat d man would be going through in his heart. Even if he were to be a chimp or even if he was the poorest being he still needs a gentle diversion. Abeg u girls take it easy

ajiri avae:
hairs where

loll i mean hairs on chest , beards and even hairy legs

hairs where?HuhHuh??[color=#006600][/color]

it is now common for you to see women with hairs in nigeria, and the funniest aspect of it is how they display it as if they are doing an advert, without caring to cut it off. To some people, they think it's cool but to me i think it's irritating so my friends on naira land what do u think.

There was once a boy who had a long p*n*s. The p*n*s was so long that, wen he raised D lower end of his shorts the p*n*s is revealed.the boy hated dis,but there was nothin he could do. Oneday,d boy was listening to the radio where he heard there was going to be a p*n*s competition.The boy was happy for this so,he ran to the arena where he met two men at the gate. The men were on long trousers.they asked him what he was there for and the boy rplied that he was there for the p*n*s contest .The men asked him if his p*n*s was long enough and the boy boldly replied 'YES'.The men asked him to show them his p*n*s.So, he raised the lower end of his shorts and it revealed the p*n*s. The men hissed and raised the lower end of there long trousers and it revealed their's.with dis the boy was sent back home.But as the boy was on his way he decided to look through the fence of the arena to see what was going on there.He looked there and saw people using there p*n*s for skipping.

first, i think of how it would come.is it by accident or naturally then i think of wen it would come and i get nervous.

Ah ah ah, what a question.who doesn't know jim iyke is hooooot both in dressing nd in style.ABEG no compare am to ramsy wey be old man

A friend of mine showed me a picture of a girl he said was his heart.Lookin at the pics i felt disgusted cos d girl was not good looking(she was short and plum).But despite d irritating qualities of the girl my friend still thinks she's d right one for him.His decision made me think everyone has a choice.so,my fellow naira landers pls post ur views on what u would like ur partner to look like.

jees!! can't believe dis are d celebrities i see on screen anyway halle berry still try sha.

yeah,confirmed nd no doubt cos "facially" there's no difference btwn him nd obj