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yuping:
This might be funny I have a friend that calls me to help him read is writing.

My brother e no funny at all o, e bad sotey ennn if I fail for school that time, all my family go dey yarb me say na my handwriting no clear for teachers to mark, naim make dem fail me...

But anyhow anyhow we still try graduate from school...

Suspect1:
noise maker! Watin english do you?

English is not my language... Ozuor

You can't block but u can report...

But some men are foolish o...


An average normal Nigerian lady is rude, talk more of a hooker...

(How can you as a man think that all these girls who do hook up respect who u are)

Approaching them in the first place is like bringing yourself down to zero level...

Anyway Na their own problem be that

if you are sport (football lover) we discuss about which club is better than which

if you are a fan of politics... we discuss how Buhari is Frustrating everybody...

if you no follow for anyone... i go just dey look you like dodo

if you engage me for any useless discussion like women, young boys that are buying cars of 30M... i will just be looking you like a fool

i heard he wants to buy Sao Paulo of Brasil

Kenturkey048:
Please whatever way you guys can share..just assist me..i just want her address..please......I have every other details..

You will definitely get her...

But the best way to do this is free her for about 2 weeks, dont let her know you are after her, then go again as another customer... This time agree to meet her or use another person...

She will definitely lose guard somehow... There's no smart criminal anywhere

Bolanle ti je Jackpot...

Bolanle don perper you...

Bolanle don gbera...

But Bolanle why Na...

OP no worry karma will find her soon...

Assnal

2009

I write something for paper... Nah me still come dey ask my sister wetin I write

... As me self dey fear my handwriting


My handwriting right from childhood have been terrible...

Is there anything I can really do about it... Or is it too late

After u release then u realise ...

OP you should be between 17 - 24 years old with this ur level of reasoning... This is the age bracket that does this kind of shits

I have passed through this stage before, and it's not a pleasant stage... just that I did not promise too much, and the few ones I promised I fulfilled... Except marriage

If you are unlucky u may come across a lady that will pour u acid or hot oil or hot H2O if u fail to buy her a phone... At first u may say to urself that u are smart...

But as u approach 28 29 30 and u don't stop deceiving women and acting like a professional dribbler... Then I am afraid u must be a candidate of NFA...

If however you are over 30 and single...

and all u still do is think of how to sex a girl and dump her with audio promises... Then it's Finished so says thy Lord

Comedy skits

siofra:
Do what makes you happy, taken literally

More like everything you put your hand go work... Including rituals, kidnapping, robbery and killings...

Why not say do what's right and you will be happy

The intimidation was just too much I guess...

Won ti get eleyi gan

SamgoldBaba:
Akon famz...What's up bro

Yo man am good... How's the hustle?

If I start to talk ennn... You and your Lagos go run enter one corner...

Anyway make i talk small... You see ennnn if not for the Igbo's Lagos will never be what it's today...

I know Yorubas will not want to admit it... But there's nothing you guys can do about it, God has bless the Igbo's and so it's

Sacred007:
stole Akon's lyrics

Lolz na so e suppose be Na... Their lyrics is meant to lead us to the right path...

But come o... I no steal am, Na collect I collect am

Winters23:
No life is borrowed.

[s]The life I live belongs to me and no one else.
[/s]

Death ends it all, same with everyone else

Well this is by your own standard... And since it
is only he (death) who has the power to end it all (life) it's safe to say death owns the life we re all living...

So therefore death borrowed us all the life

No need to cherish luxuries cause everything will come and go... Even the life that you have is borrowed, you are not promised tomorrow...

Anyway contentment is key folks, make I comot eye for army man salary

If even this story is fake... But in some cases could be real

But why would anyone with functioning brains ever thinks there's a quick way to get money with peace of mind

SyrusdeHansome:
It's better to pack my belongings to my father's house than to squat with a girl no matter the closeness. U no get shame mr man. U even get entitlement mentality join nd de worst part is that if things shud get better 4 u now you'll dump dat girl. Any man that depends on a lady 4 survival is a disgrace

Hmmmm really

The odds that this relationship will break into pieces, before Easter is 1.30

That it will break up after Easter is 3.40

Anyway I have nothing to say cos if it was to be me in OP's shoe, I will never be chasing stable financial income and a lady at the same time... I rather chase money than a lady...

Wetin cause this fight self...

Hmmmm

The title say 5

But

You say na 4

Anyway wetin concern me...

How next door to happiness lives sorrow...

This is so just heart breaking ...

Alright let me say prestisibly, that's as quickly as possible...

There are questions that needs to be asked and answers must be provided before delving into any business

1. Does he have any business experience
2. Does he have any knowledge of how business works (the ups and downs)
3. The money you are willing to give to him, will determine the type of business he can open

Having said that " do not venture into any business you have no idea about "

I would suggest the following business anyway

1. Buying and selling of cements, building materials, paints

2. Buying and selling of bags of rice, salt, flowers

3. If the money is long, set up a Gas station for him

These businesses sells on daily basis

For 1 & 2 ... 3M should be okay

For 3... You need 10,15,20M