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You learn from the movie Abi

Called it off Nigga if ya don’t want to regret later. Love ain’t enough reason to marry

Yes before nko. Ask ooo

So zero to 5k na refugees Abi ??

He might be a pedophile

It was not so in the beginning, he created them male and female. We have only two gendre Male and male. God have mercy

Naijaboy18:
The entirety of your write up is hate

that’s what happens when we say exactly how things happen but the media tells you different. You can be a researcher by taking a holiday in kaduna or Jos or Benue and see things for yourself.
I hate no man

Beverlyjean:
What she did on 3rd mainland simply shows she is very manipulative...she did that on purpose to buy sympathy...she is a bonified narcissist and a hoe as well...

what happened to women supporting women wo! Bitter truth coming from her gender. I feel the man and his 18 male friends are useless and are fun of doing that’s why he’s pained when it was his “lokan” it’s time we called a spade, a spade! She did bad if she truly slept with his friends before marriage. Past life can ruin the present

Why are people people afraid of division ? First of all the North always feel they own this country, see their Clerics speaking out words or threat about been left out in this present agbado regime meanwhile for the past 8years the manipulated every position yet they nothing to show for it. Pls allow this people to go, middle belt and southern kaduna too should go. We want peace, we are tired of seeing our farmlands destroyed, the hate on Christians is much especially within middle best and the north. Some people will not understand but it is time to go. We are forcing ourselves to stay together but in reality nothing like one Nigeria 🇳🇬. It’s sad

OP you are actually intelligent, someone will wariz this on saying? Well only a person intelligent can relate. I see good conduct, character, Networking, risk management and self control. I advise Man U fans to read through this in other to get ouutta depression of loosing

Meanwhile, HallaMADRID ultraz

Me I get plans to beat him if hin try stupid prank on me by any chance or mistake. Werey

Your support is inconsequential. Who cares

Rules of engagement. “Waste the Moer……ers”
Samuel L Jackson

OP with bow indeed. Where’s the bow here?

It has to be northern kaduna. E get why

Not again !

The time is now.
Middle belt I see you.

Why didn’t you say this during your campaign?? You begged people to vote for you, and they did now all you can say is this lmao 😂 well those who voted for you will be pained. Some of us na God Dey run nam for us

Difrent:
Only a shallow minded fellow know one when he see it.
I already know your limitations that's why I'm going soft on you

buh I know deep down your mind you know I raised intelligent observations. But since you feel yours is actually the best it then confirms that a limited mind meets a superior intellect, antagonizing becomes the order of the day. Salama aleku

Difrent:
I know your type your are neither here nor there.
Your type will support Doctors to be managing hospitals whereas there are people who trained as hospital administrators and whose duty it is to manage hospitals but since the medical doctors have bamboozled everyone to think it's the duty of medical doctors to run hospital.....your likes will kick if a health system administrator is appointed Minister of health.

can you see how shallow your understanding is ? Anyways I’m done quoting you cos I know your quotient intelligentsia level already. No wam

Difrent:
Forget all the noise about misplaced allocations

It's only some ministries like Justice.... Finance .... Education..... Health that really needs a professional from the field to be minister ..... Other ministries can be handled by anyone who has had experience as an administrator.....the bulk of the work is done by the PS and agency heads. Eg for labour ministry for instance..... anybody who has had administration experience can be the minister....

that’s what they keep telling you. Are registered or recognized in your profession? Or have you attended your professional meeting before. Check out the principal officers during Yar adua and Goodluck and compare to that of bubu? Fashola is a barrister, he succeeded as a governor and administrator abi? They gave him ministry of power abi ? What happened? National grid collapses more than 5time in every month till their tenure finish.
As long as we refuse to correct all these trash in the name of good administrator blalabla balabulu thing and we keep recycling them, we will remain like this. This’s over 60 years of independence and we still finding path.

Well I don’t know well expose you are but I can tell from your reasoning

Pukkalolo:
One lady uploaded her picture on Facebook. The picture was so sexy.

As expected, there was a sudden tsunami of compliment from men.

The compliments started flowing in:

"Wow that's my beautiful baby i love you"

Cuteness overload!

"Absolutely amazing and looking so beautiful."

What a beauty!!

"So pretty 💕"

So adorable!❤️


In response to their compliments, the lady was just replying "Thank you," "Thank you," "Thank you,"......

Then one dude came around and made attempt to be a bit different, he dropped this comment:

“I love your beautiful eyes, you and I will make cute kids”

Unfortunately, she still dish out the same response, "Thank you."

I'm sure he was disappointed because he was hoping she'd say something better

Before you know it, one rugged looking dude came around and made attempt to be totally different , the comment he dropped was,

““I dodge it joor, I refuse to fall in love with this your tempting picture”.


In my mind I was like, "Wow! that was a dope line.... let me see her response."

In fact, the moment he drop that line, there was a sudden earthquake; even the pillars of the earth could not handle the dopeness of that line.

The whole world had to stop what they were doing to check out her response. We were sure she was gonna be amazed by this rugged guy dope line.

But to everyone total surprise including mark zuckerberg, she still served him the same cliche response. Although she added a spice called "Lolz."

Her response was "Lolz, thank you."

Wait...is that all she had to say?

Is that it

Holy father! That was painful.


Anyways...

In the heat of the moment, I scrolled in, saw the picture, and ofcourse I just moved on....I rarely comment on a girl's post on social media.

But I quickly reverse back because something caught my attention. She looks exactly like Ayra Starr.

Then I dropped a comment: "Amazing! Ayra Starr won't find this picture funny."

With the speed of light, she replied my comment: " Ayra Starr? How"

I responded, "You are similar to the singer in two weird ways"

She replied, "weird way how, tell me?"

I said, "Sure...I'm gonna tell you but not in front of this crowd."

Few minutes later, she inbox me.

Isn't it funny how the rest of the packs got just 'thank you', but she made the move to inbox me.

Ok...Now you might be thinking, "Ok, Pukka, I get it but what exactly is your point"

Chill...


We are just starting...


The first rule of compliment is this: Your compliment should have different possible meaning and make her get curious.

Here's what I mean:

When you tell her "you are looking so beautiful and adorable,"....to her that means you're smitten by her beauty.

What if you twick the compliment by saying, "I dodge it joor, I refuse to fall in love with it," she might reward you with "Lolz" ........but to her it still means you are smitten by her beauty, you are just putting up a facade, so it makes no difference.

But when I told her, "Amazing! Ayra Starr won't find this picture funny," she got curious because that statement has different possible meaning; so she got curious and tries to engage more with me.

For example, If you tell her, "Wow, your dress is beautiful," then it's has just one meaning: "you admire her, you're smitten by her appearance." She will just smile and say "thank you," and the conversation ends there. Now you'll find yourself struggling to keep the conversation going.


Instead I'll tell her, "from your dressing, I can tell you are either a model or an actress." Now that statement has different possible meaning, so she might be like, "hmm, why did you say so?"....Now a real conversation will begin. Now she's engaging with me

The purpose of your compliments shouldn't be just to make her smile, laugh or tell you "thank you".... The purpose of your compliment is to make her curious and want to engage more with you.


Another example, if you say, "your hair is so nice." She'll just say "thank you." And that's all. The conversation ends.

Instead I'll put it differently. I'll say, "This hair style tells me few things about you.".... This will make her curious and want to engage more with me.



I believe you get the gist....



Ok.... Now let's get more real.

The truth is, there's no right way to compliments a woman. The real question is, "who is giving the compliment?"

The average woman gets complimented all the time...if she's beautiful, then it's even worse: she get loads and loads of compliments daily.

So giving her compliment is like bringing sand to the beach Or pouring a cup of water inside ocean: your compliment would make no difference in her world, she's already used to that.


In and of itself, the compliment doesn't matter.

Who is giving the compliment matters more than the compliment itself. You can drop a dope ass compliment but if you are not worth it, then the compliment would be useless to her. She'll just pat your back with a "thank you" and tell you to run along.

Women are attracted to "who you are" NOT the compliment you are giving her.

The compliment you give her might only buy you more time to show her who you really are. She'll eventually find out who you are. When she detect who you are and she's not pleased, she'll move on immediately.

For example, let's use these two old Nollywood actors as example: Emeka Ike and Jim Iyke. If you used to watch their movie back then, you know that Emeka Ike often play the role of a wimpy nice guy and simp, while Jim Iyke often play role of a dominant, confident bad boy.

Now, if Emeka Ike compliments a girl, "you are beautiful." Fellas might possibly scream, "simp, grow some spine..."

But if Jim Iyke compliment that same girl, "you are beautiful." Fellas might say, "Wow, so Jim Iyke can be this romantic...she must be really special to him."

Every compliment is just neutral...But the person giving the compliment is what makes the difference.

This is why--> when Cain brought fruit offering to compliment the Lord, and Abel also brought his flock offering to compliment the Lord, God accepted Abel's gift but He did not regard Cain's gift. This is has nothing to do with the content of the offering(compliment), it has more to with 'who' is offering it.

If you are "correct G" then anything you say to her will seem correct and attractive.

Emeka Ike complimenting a girl would seem weak and pathetic....but Jim Iyk or James bond complimenting a girl would seem cool and even attractive.

The compliment isn't the issue. The issue is, "who is giving out the compliment?"

Stay blessed.

everyone replied.
Make I be different by quoting this epistle 😂 😂
nice piece though. You sound like a cassonava 😂 infact fine the movie and watch.

Haters everywhere from the comments section, that’s why Nigeria can’t be one

Meanwhile, I see some misplaced allocation of portfolios without taking cognizance of field of expertise. Anyways a failure will always fail.

Lastly, OP doesn’t have sense tintini like this

Vinnie2000:
Towtow 0 Preek 1.
FT score.

Over time P Dey lead table 😂
May the Lord have mercy on her and grant her eternal rest. As for the the man, may this lead to his genuine repentance as others learn.
I see people ranting and throwing stones in anger. But he that is without sin( lies, gossip, envy, anger, lust, pride and un/forgiveness) should first cast the stone And for those judging, well done assistant god eh

DNA might gone wrong o but even at that, the innocent child doesn’t deserve such an inhumane treatment. Let the man be cooling off in the darkness, dirtiest cell fess

efelicity:
Recently my Mother-in-law requested to come and live with us and I accepted. Unknown to me, she was coming to tempt me. This woman will dress half naked in the absence of her daughter. I'm a full time husband who takes care of the kids, do the dishes and cook before my wife comes back because if I didn't finish by the time she's back, she will shout at me.
Back to my story. Because of my availability at home, my mother in law takes the opportunity to be peeping at me in the bathroom and comes to sit on my lap in the sitting room. Now she's pushed me to the wall that I have feeling for her. Please what should I do now?

just a fool not a man. How old are you though This should better be imagination or fiction

Somebody go explain tire 😂

Foolish albino

And one big fool lying on national television blaming hazy weather at the expense of our dear brothers who died serving the country. May God punish the man blaming weather condition. Ewwwww

Misplaced priorities. Barrister will be heading FCT??