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Stop using panadol for another man headache. Cant he just throw a banter?

nell2:
karma is a bitch .you will have a daughter one day or probably you have and she will be sexualized as such. pervert.

So secondary school students killed and ate a cow within the school premises.
Haba!!!
Small small

chiraqDemon:
Everybody knows how long biology and crk notes are
In my ss1 i didnt write even a word on the notes
My crk teacher made me write it all in one day and as a sharp guy i would write 2 lines and skip 10

My physics teacher too had to gimme 20 strokes on my left hand every night prep cos i didnt have his notes
And i never did

We were also vwry good at running from our school security men
Cooking indomie in a pot placed on an iron
Sleeping in the ceiling just to avoid going oit during classes
Breaking coconuts by stoning em on the ground
There was this teacher that made it a habit to seize our stuff n we made it a habit to deflate his tyres daily
Killed and ate one of the cows that were in oir school then
Schl mngmt never knew it was us

Made a video of two teachers bonking n they became our errand boy n girl since then
We had this big titted teacher n one of my friends squeezed her tits in her office (they later became fvck buddies)

....after work our principql came out n he didnt see his car (boys don use d man car flex till him fuel finish) we just called d man with business center phone n told him where to pick his car..till we graduated he never knew who did it

I was caught using a phone in school by a female teacher
I was actually watching southpark n when i saw her i exited it n she collected it and scrolled down n saw porn n she was now saying i was watching porn.....when she reported it she said when she saw the vid that i asked her if she liked it
I almoat got expelled but luckily i was just suspended

My best friend was expelled cos he was caught with 3 bottles of codine a card of trams n a pack of cigs n condoms too....my guy bin bad gan

Me sha overall i was a calm guy cos damn no matter wetin i do i no de talk to girls.....they scared me more than anytin so i just de quiet

Raided our hostel master's apartment close to school just to get our money that he seized..... the man was a broke ass so we just moved his tv n sold it n got our cash back.....

I remember when my guys raided the school shop in the night....ppl come start to de give free milk
U go ask ur guy for one cube of sugar e go give u 5 come even add milk n milo for u...enjoyment that time eh

Whenever i remember those times i just wish for a week in school again

I wont say d name of my school in case my former principal is also reading this topic he might know me

The guy can lie ehn, I stopped believing him long ago. It was fun growing up in ib

sunnyeinstein:
Immanuel college High school ibadan...

-was never flogged because 70% of my siblings went tru d school
-get to school b4 7, drop bag, leave school to eat beans and bread and listen to sports news @745am on BCOSradio with abdul-fatai oyedeji (dat guy can lie sha). Finish afta 8am, stroll down to school and walk majestically in tru d main gate, immune to teachers and prefects.

-three special routes to and from d school (pry schl route, farm route and theology route; worst cones to worst we jump fence directly facing d principal's window to reach destination quickly) to play game @kennyG's in agbowo shopping complex where i hav a special seat that's activated once i enta till i leav i dont drop pad (na there i spend all d money i tif weekly for my popsy shop on weekends)


Many more that cant be mentioned here... a memoir is befitting

He's an oil magnate. Used his money to claim the throne which some will argue it's not rightfully his. I don't know. The only thing I know is that he's 'made' before becoming king.
winkmart Take note

Nellybank:
Wat else does he do for a living outside being a 4th class oba?

Read well, they started dating very early, should they now get married at a young age. Like Ginaz suggested, only God knows how many guys go Don fok u in ten yrs. Plus, which one is better

MzMayD:
Ten years of dating someone before tying the knots its totally sickening...


Bull crap!!!


Who does that shiit?

I salute your reasoning brother, everything you said here is nothing but the pure truth. More knowledge

StOla:
It is Ogunlesi not Ogunlensi.

Secondly, he is Ijebu from Ogun state, not Ondo state. His father is Professor Ogunlesi, the first Nigerian professor of medicine.

As for Trump and the Republicans, they have a penchant for assembling capitalist gurus, that in turn wreck the solid economy already achieved by the Democrats.

Bush made sure he wrecked the economy he inherited from Clinton. Obama cleaned up the mess of Bush, now a Republican Trump has come to inherit a stable democrat engineered economy.

How do the Republicans wreck the economy?
They invite all their capitalist friends to run the country, who as a matter of first priority, erase all forms of government regulations in their own respective business sectors. Bluntly put, they are in power to see how best to grow their own businesses. They continue to take all manner of greedy risks, even if they have to bet against America.

They quickly cut taxes for the wealthiest of the wealthy, claiming such increase in disposable income would be reinvested in the economy by creating more jobs.When the charade falls apart, they run back to beg for government bailout with tax payers funds, while still flying about in chartered flights living an illusion called American Dream.
The average Joe remains average.

Time will tell if Trump will wreck it in typical Republican fashion, while the short memory Americans run back to the Democrats for succour in a cycle that never changes.

T

makdcash:
Pishure or idontbliveit

How will someone that ran away take pictures?

kenonze:
The Minister of Sport cannot even afford N750 "armpit roll on"

Nivea roll on is actually 500 naira

pyyxxaro:
Your real pikin papa

Na devil go punish u

@people of your father's age indeed # stupidt smelling He-goat #

Your mate for monkey nor de climb tree again

Grow up son

pyyxxaro:
Fooooolish foool

With ur webbed feet

Learn to mind ur business smelling swine

The thunder that will fire you is still gathering momentum. Learn to respect people of your father's age

chinnyfity:
Wet jokes on your whatsApp

Hi frnds, why not lets receive fun in our whatsapp with d latest jokes, funny pictures and any thing funny just for us to laugh and enjoy our day.

I have created a group in whatsApp for latest and funny jokes, type ur number here let's add you, make u laugh small.

0803253232

pyyxxaro:
Make dem bring the machine come my area

Make we try am with better Bangar(knockout). , if the machine no go xplode

EEdiot, i wonder how u can move forward in life with this your negative thinking. Not everybody is as dunce as u

pyyxxaro:
Make dem bring the machine come my area

Make we try am with better Bangar(knockout). , if the machine no go xplode

EEdiot, i wonder how u can move forward in life with this your negative thinking. Not everybody is as dunce as u

Hello, I saw your comments and your post. I have nothing to say than to just pray for you. May God continue to be with you, you shall not die by the bullets. No matter the situation, you shall always prevail. God be with you.

Keep holding on to your faith bro, it is well with you.

progress69:
In remembrance of other gallant Soldiers and Officers who have lost their life to this War; using sergeant Lepa(nick name) as a point of contact;

Sergeant Ahmed Adigun, we call him Bombardier Lepa befre he got promoted to the rank of sergeant from a bombardier while fighting BH. A very nice Armed Forces Special Force. (AFSF). Came back to his unit on military pass to do his Next of Kin documentation like he knew that was going to be the last time to ever set eyes on Miniscent his wife and Sonia his beautiful little daughter.

I miss our chats and your updates on BH war. A week before you left us, i remember and i quote your words, i asked this BH nor dey finish and you said
I tire, i don kill tire, we don kill tire, weather dem spirit dey resurrect we nor even know, but this time we dey advance go sambisa, i go kill dem body and dem spirit join. and we laughed about it. I was like e don do make dem change una abeg, but offcourse you were in the special forces and we knew that was not possible for now.
You called the day after and said i just come Maiduguru, i dey town, i dey go back tomorrow, we wan advance, so i just call to hear your voice. And that was the last time we ever spoke

I miss you dearly. Mimi and Sonia your little baby, they miss you like crazy. Your unborn child too...Gosh!!!!!!
We cried for Lance Corporal Amos Ariyo aka small soldier who died in an accident on duty, never knew you were leaving soon too.

Special S/O to Dan,Isaac,Paul,Buka,Sammy,Ramnab,Abu, and others, also S/O to the officers, Oga Kwala,Oga Waks,Oga Abubakar, Oga Mustapha, Oga John and every other one not mentioned. May Almighty God continue to protect you from enemy fire.
Gbem Gbem Gorilla, Do good to only Good people!!!!!!!!!!!

biadaba:
Secondary sch girl was pregnant and still went to school?

You need to learn how to read. How have you being passing exams?

kingsman66:
dstv dish comes along with the recorder altogether, and base on installation it depends on location

Thanks

HI house,
I stay at mowe. I need someone who can install Dstv for me asap. If u stay at mowe, redemption camp, ibafo, owode or ofada. Let's talk. Just quote me and I'll send you my number and if u like u can drop your contact so I can get across. Thanks.

HI house,
I stay at mowe. I need someone who can install Dstv for me asap. If u stay at mowe, redemption camp, ibafo, owode or ofada. Let's talk. Just quote me and I'll send you my number and if u like u can drop your contact so I can get across. Thanks.

HI house,
I stay at mowe. I need someone who can install Dstv for me asap. If u stay at mowe, redemption camp, ibafo, owode or ofada. Let's talk. Just quote me and I'll send you my number and if u like u can drop your contact so I can get across. Thanks.

kingsman66:
for your mytv,dstv,CTL ,star times,gotv installation and retrecking HALA at your nigga @08179854671 and consider your work done................your comfort is our pride

Installing a dstv is how much? Is the dish coming together with the decoder? If not how is the dish as well. Gimme a breakdown pls. Thanks

HI house, please I'll like to know the difference between Gotv and DSTV. I know both are from Multi choice but I'll like to know if there is any difference between both in terms of picture quality or any major difference apart from the price and packages. I'll like to get one, should I go for Gotv and DSTV (family package)?
Thanks house

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HI house, please I'll like to know the difference between Gotv and DSTV. I know both are from Multi choice but I'll like to know if there is any difference between both in terms of picture quality or any major difference apart from the price and packages. I'll like to get one, should I go for Gotv and DSTV (family package)?
Thanks house

lalasticlala help push to front page pls.

VulgarVulvas:
The bride looks like someone in fear early 30's


Does that mean Roachass employed an underage girl as a househelp for over 20yrs?

Learn to mind ur own business

rhozaay:
its only in Africa we find fun in killing animals... can't dey catch it alive n send it to a wildlife center? ohh wait...what a. I saying. . cook this meat ojare

Can u catch this kind of snake alive?

ChicagoBar:
120k mowe Lagos Ibadan express way......

Which syde in mowe and how many rooms