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Seems u date underage boys, babe u need to change your guy. He's still a kid if he talks like that.

pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o

Effects of failed parents. GOD help us to raise our kids well.

Please, I'll be writing mine next week for Switch Operations Engineer, what are the likely questions to expect?

Please, I'll be writing mine next week for Switch Operations Engineer, what are the likely questions to expect? Can u pls analyze. Thank you. Where did u write the test? Mine is at Oshodi, do u know how I can get there from mowe

I did the test today, infact i just got back to my office after taking the test, Function Specific Test was 30 Questions while others like the reasoning questions where 15 each, i just got a message in my mail that i was successful my score was above the cut off mark, i really thank God, i no i did not do so much well at the function specific most of the questions were from ccna so i would advice pls read more of your ccna materials

Geedhey:
when did u do your function test it took about a week or 2 for den to contact for interview but only those u get above 50%

Please how do I get to their office at oshodi from mowe.

Have u done yours, mine is next week. Any info about their exam. Also am coming from mowe. How do I get to their office at oshodi

abayomitsn:
Good morning house,
please how long does it take before MTN contacts people after the function specific test...
I mean with the result of the function specific test.
thanks Giys

Please, how do I get to the office at oshodi. From berger or ojota. Am writing mine next week

StephenJobs:
my score was 50%.....i was so lucky, the interview was a bit hot o.....but am just praying for the best. God i really need your help o

Hi am to write for switch operations engineer, next week. Pls any info that might help. Most especially about their questions. GOD bless u

Ifeshyne:
Ok
You have to be really time consious. It comprises of Maths and verbal, for the maths its mostly ratio, percentages and number progressions and its for 30mins or there about. For the verbal please study gmat sentence correction questions, they'll ask you to rephrase a part of the sentence in a way that best  fits and you'll be given a number of options to choose from. Please be time consious o, and also don't click on "next section" if you're not through with the section you're in as each section times out itself. All the best.

iabdulrazaq:
50 questions in total. 20 verbal mostly sentence correction 25mins, 30 quantitative 30mins

Hello, pls am to write this function test next week. Any info pls?

I personally think you are not matured yet!

amyzon:
I felt it was funny a guy approaching a woman with a 2 month old baby, that we will discuss it and laugh over it. Didn't think he would see it that way

I shall be great

Okay

4X4:
YOUR SO CALLED USED PRODUCTS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NEW ONES ON KONGA AND JUMIA [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Me?

You are confusing me for someone else, Did u just wake up?

rev2214:
For 50k

Can the freezer go for 40k?
Also i can see some fridges at the back, are they still available?

fuckingAyaya:
Hausa na their hand work.if them never born a full team nd subtitute reserve dem never start

LWKMFHROTFL

And how many have u seen to have concluded that?

agbonkamen:
I can't even imagine myself giving mouth action. nairaland guys dick are too black..........na joke o

What are you saying? 'He should satisfy them pussy'...both the mother and the daughter? Or what do u mean by them

AccessME:
You caught them masturbate. why not satisfy them pussy to prove urself worthy as a man

Modify. for those quoting me, my comment may seem clumsy but it actually the plain truth.

if a man satisfies his wife sexually, they wouldn't b need for masturbation.

The huge for sex differs from person to person. While some can stay in a month or more without sex, some others can't bear without having it a week.

Hi house, please I'll like to know the process to take to adopt a child, that I can sponsor his or her education. He or she must be in secondary school, higher basic levels is still okay.
What's the purpose for this adoption - I felt like giving back put of the little I have and also want a child around that we can talk, chat together.
Pls, what are the process of adopting and where can I get. I won't mind if I can be put through the process of getting.

Thank you all

Good comment. Tell them bro

omenkaLives:
Dont mind the thug. He thinks the Federal ministry is Diamond bank where you go barge in, intimidate the manager, and make withdrawals in millions in minutes.

There are laid down preconditions to secure the facility and the claptrap was well aware of them, but chose not to comply unlike others because he thinks the press would bamboozle the fg into releasing same to him by painting him as a victim due to his endless criticism of the government.


You asked for them, here they are:

First of all, we all know the rogue didnt comply with TSA which is a condition as can be seen.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/i-wont-attend-fgs-meeting-with-govs-on-tsa-fayose/

Ñow, mr defender of mad crooks, can you tell us what part of these Fayose complied with since you seem to know so much?

And while at it, tell the idiot to stop acting like a mad man. And also find out how the governors in our five villages were able to secure the facility.

Nonsense.

Lol

izzou:


The way these guys dey cover body inside this heat, especially for Kano

Hmmmm


I stayed in Kebbi for a year and I was almost walking naked sometimes

The money is from a loan and all the governors sat and discussed how it should be distributed. But he failed to meet up. The question is why didn't he speak up when they were meeting that he won't be able to meet up with the demands?

onnenka:
Fayose talked about his state's January allocation, they are talking about loan. Who do I believe? Fayose of course.

Simply further pls, am interested

codedruns2:
the length european monarch will go to stop a muslim offspring

That's a big lie, so she followed a commercial driver home just like that. The police should investigate further, there's more to this

Thank you I, thought I away the only one who noticed the guy is lying.

Gfish:
Liar....this guy is a hardened criminal. He does not want to expose his ritual ring..look at that beautiful lady abeg, how will she ever yield to the advances of this beast.

Good job, keep it up

AutoReportNG2:
Having reviewed cars of some Nigerian officials from President Buhari, Gov. Fayose, Ooni of Ife, HRH, Sanusi Lamido among others, the lists will be not complete without taking a review of the Senate President's wonders on heels. The SP came under backlash last year when the Premium Times broke an exclusive that the Senate took delivery of some exotic cars despite been under economic crunch and recession, Dr. Bukola Saraki was quick to explain his stand on the issue and how the cars came about. I won't bore you with the details as we are interested in that now. It may be of note that these cars were supplied by the Lagos Auto- Sellers, Mr. Lanre Shittu. The official car of the Senate President is 2016 model Mercedes Benz S550, of course, its an armored car.

Introduction
The S-Class full-size luxury sedan has long been the face of class, sophistication, and cutting-edge technology for Mercedes-Benz. The latest S continues the tradition with perhaps the most pampering cabin on the market and enough gadgetry to put technophiles into a state of utter bliss.

Overview
Supple leather, exquisite wood garnishments, and good metal trim cover every inch of the S-Class' interior, creating an air of old-world opulence. Fire it up and bring the electronics to life, however, and it immediately becomes apparent that the big sedan has all four wheels firmly planted in the 21st century. The S-Class is the world's first car to be able to detect and react to bumps thanks to an optional "MAGIC BODY CONTROL" system. This technology uses stereo cameras to scan for imperfections in the road surface ahead and prepare the chassis to smooth out any potholes or bumps.

Style and Power
Outside, the S-Class combines traditional touches like a formal, upright version of the corporate Mercedes grille with flowing surface detailing borrowed from the automaker's rakish four-door sedan models. Notably, the lighting system is comprised entirely of LED units - in fact, there's not a single incandescent lightbulb to be found inside or outside of the car.

Standard and Optional Features
Every S-Class model comes standard with a navigation system, a Burmester AM/FM/CD/SiriusXM stereo system, a panorama sunroof, heated seats, leather upholstery, a rearview camera, Bluetooth connectivity, full LED exterior and interior lighting, a power rear window sunshade, adaptive high beam assist and 18-inch alloy wheels.

Night View Assist Plus
Mercedes engineers managed to improve the S-Class' night-vision system with the introduction of Night View Assist PLUS, which is equipped a special pedestrian detection function. The Pre-Safe braking system has also been improved to reduce injuries in unavoidable crashes. Mercedes says the car can apply maximum braking pressure automatically around 0.6 seconds before what is recognized as an unavoidable accident. The system therefore acts as something like an "electronic crumple zone," Mercedes contends.

Occupant Safety
In addition to ABS and ESP stability control, the S-Class boasts nine supplemental restraints including two-stage front air bags, a knee air bag for the driver and pelvic air bags which work together with curtain and side air bags to provide extra protection for front occupants in dangerous side-impact collisions. Rear seatbelt airbags are optional. A standard "ATTENTION ASSIST" system can alert the driver to the first signs of drowsiness, a factor that causes more than 100,000 accidents a year in the U.S.A. A steering sensor is coupled to smart software that uses 70 parameters to establish a unique driver profile during the first 20 minutes of driving. Between 50 and 112 mph, the system identifies the erratic steering corrections drivers make as they begin to get drowsy and triggers an audible warning and a "Time for a Rest?" message with a coffee cup icon in the instrument cluster.

Specifications

General
Body Style: Sedan
Size: Full size
Market Segment: Luxury
Weight: 4740 lbs

Exterior
Length: 206.5 in.
Width: 73.7 in.
Height: 58.0 in.
Wheelbase: 124.6 in.
Ground Clearance: 5.75 in.
Front Track: 62.9 in.
Rear Track: 63.2 in.
Weight Distribution: TBD
Drag Coefficient: TBD

Interior - General
Seats: 5
Passenger Volume: 125.0 cu. ft.
Cargo Volume: 16.4 cu. ft.
Cargo Volume (Seats Folded): TBD

Interior - Front Row
Volume: TBD
Leg Room: 41.9 in.
Head Room: 37.8 in.
Shoulder Room: 59.1 in.
Hip Room: TBD

Interior - Second Row
Volume: TBD
Leg Room: 42.3 in.
Head Room: 38.5 in.
Shoulder Room: 58.7 in.
Hip Room: TBD

Propulsion
Fuel Type: Gas
Engine Type: 4.7L V8
Power: 429 hp @ 5250 rpm
Torque: 516 lb-ft @ 1800-3500 rpm
Transmission: 7-Speed Automatic
Highway Fuel Economy: 25 mpg
City Fuel Economy: 15 mpg
Forced Induction: Turbocharger
Direct Injection: Yes

Chassis
Layout: Rear Wheel Drive
Front Suspension: Double Wishbone
Rear Suspension: Multi-Link

Wheels
Front: 18" Aluminum
Front Tires: 255/45R18
Rear: 18" Aluminum
Rear Tires: 255/45R18

Trailering & Hauling
Trailer Weight: TBD
Payload: N/A
Tongue Weight: TBD


http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/02/2016-mercedes-benz-s550-review-of-dr.html

I totally agree with you, am always saying EPL is still the best as well, but let's look at it. When last did an English club last won it, let's take a look at the Europa League as well.

I'll also like to admit that no EPL team can be beaten 5-1 truly, but overall EPL teams are always crashing out at semi final stages.

What happened to Barca is just unfortunate.

FYI...am a Chelsea fan

GreyLaw:
Going by your logic, we also have to question the strength of the Spanish league compared to the French league, right? @PSG vs FCB.

My point is, those one-off results don't mean anything. Afterall, Arsenal FC has also beaten Bayern at the Alianz arena before. Furthermore, I am conviced that Bayern may not be able to whoop any other team in the top 6 of the EPL as much as they whooped Arsenal. Arsenal, their players and coach, are just the poor man's Barcelona.

FYI, I am not an Arsenal fan.

The fact that you are prone to do all these does not mean everybody should. So keep your mouth shut and focus more on the usage of your brains. I also served in a secondary school years back and I must say the girls can go to such extent, these are young girls who obviously thinks they are just enjoying their life and wanna be a big girl in school.

Sleeping with a minor is one thing, coming online to brag about it is another.

So u call people hypocrites! I feel sad for the generation coming, no dignity whatsoever . When u come of age properly, we can talk better. Till then, don't quote me again.

oxon:
shut up , hypocrites every where ..no doubt what the guy did is wrong ..but all the pun ishment you people are vetting is all to draconian abeg ..the person who wants to prosecute him would say he has not strafed some girl far younger than him here in nigeria where aristo is common place .. the girl in question is she holy her self ... i once had a minor who would hit me up on whatsapp and bomb my phone with nudes ..just like that //if i was perv i would most take advantage of that .. so he who has no siin be the first to throw stone

When someone dies, they pray for the repose of his or her soul. Part of prayers for the dead is May GOD forgive his or her sins and May God care for the living and take care of them. It's just a normal prayer.

It's just as saying rest in peace.

Are u from Nigeria?

Probz:
Tell me what sin's got to do with this?

It's just so sad for Arsenal. Am a Chelsea fan, I must say stuffs like this makes one question the strength of English football compared to Spain and Germany.

MrBen10:
The TV repairers here dnt knw much about plasma, can u help me ask around lagos and inform me about their advice

Did u buy the TV from him?

Please, I need a fridge with a freezer compartment working perfectly. I'll chat u up on what's app

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