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sweetBummsy: At first I felt lonely, lyk mum, dad nd siblins left me alone nd ran away, cos all my husband's relative wer arnd, twas a full house. I was rili shy nd lonely. Bt later wen myslf nd my oga entrd our room...hmmmm it felt lyk heaven on earth!

For the sake of clarity, can u pls explain wot u mean by "Bt later wen myslf nd my oga entrd our room...hmmmm it felt lyk heaven on earth!"

Nche95: Endless fucking. i dont need to masturbate again.

Do u mas*turbate before?

immortalcrown: 95% romantic.

Are u a lady?

Nche95: one Useless senior sent me to buy Bons N50, soya milk N50, Ice cream N70 and bring N50 change for him with N5naira. yes, he gave me N5 to get him all these things for him.

Chai, u just took me back over 15 yrs ago, that was the in-thing in Wesley College of Science, Ibadan then especially if u stay for boarding. All dose senior den....dar ris God o, wish i could just see one of them now to break his neck.

platz: getting drunk..... nd I was called out of the assembly ground... I was a disgrace ..

So uve being getting shacked up since, na u oo

Police Job! Police Job!! Police Job!!!

People will not want to know where u specialise in, as far as they are concerned, u are a police officer and dats a stain.

Police name don spoil since for 9ja

2gbasky22: Here are some stupid things that girls do in the
name of love:

1. Living in the same room with a man who has
not paid your bride-price or wedded you; this is
foolishness of you.
2. Accepting to be a second wife. Yu are a living
dead, you have a better option, yu better think
big.
3. Wearing the engagement ring of a man who
doesn't even know your parents or house. You
are wasting yur time & blessing.
4. Using your boyfriend's picture as your profile
picture on Facebook, thus blocking serious and
potential suitors. Hey, you have missed it all.
5. Giving your virginity to a man who has not
paid your bride-price. You have lost yur dignity
in life.
6. Cooking food regularly and washing clothes
for your boyfriend. That was a big mistake of
yur life
7. Disobeying your parents for the sake of a
man you are dating. You are out of yur brain
8. Giving sex to a man simply because he
promised to marry you. Haba! Na only yhu waka come?
9. Sending your nude pictures to your
boyfriend. Chaii dia is God O! shame on yhu
10. A man will beat you and you will still be
saying that you can not do without him; hmm
you need deliverance
11. A man cheats on you and you still say that
you can never quit him, Hmm you need prayer. And hot factory reset slap.

Add yhurs

Most of these issues u raised are pointless,
-do u want to tell me partners having sex b4 marriage wont make a good couple, or
- how many girls remain virgin till dey are married, (u as a man will come out to say, she's not giving u sex and crying fowl)
-so its a crime to use ur boyfriend/girlfriend pics as a dp now
-and also, its now a crime to be a second wife? There are some religion that supports it, some polygamous home is even better than one man-one woman home,

Next time, consider environment, family, religion and base ur points on real facts, cos even if my gf dont do some of these things u mentioned, it may not work out well and also i need to do some of these for her also to show my genuine love.
What works for Mr A may not work for Mr B

oguash: apc has a hand in this rubbish. i blame the opposition for this post

And i blame ur papa 4 dis ur small brain

DesChyko: Has APC infiltrated New York Post?
I'm quite disappointed with this newsbit.
If they weren't going to input anything constructive than this blame, they had better sheated their pens.
In the face of these threats, the last thing we will welcome is external pen pressure.
Nigerians generate enough mass 'pressure' as it seems.

Your level of thinking amazes me, must everything be about the APC? So the APC even went to influence the international journalists, so truth can never be told again in this country. What an ignorance on ur part!!! Wish u lost a loved one in a bomb blast to feel the pain.

pelvicky: k tanx

He has a slight injury and i heard he's fully fit now and he might play against france. Lets wait and see

Okay

ojimbo: i would have married this girl(tiwa babe) long time ago, but am happy now because it seen she is too rude

4 ur small mind!

Ceasar1: Who hack Am?
#Begins to sharpen cutlass

*runs outta thread, dial 911

ibrews: chai....first to comment for the first time.i no say e no possible if to say NL don fully recover from it sickness.

The situation worked in your favour, that's y i always pray that 'Even in odd situations when all are falling, i will keep on rising and shinning'

Congrats

I think he's possessed, anytime he's about to shine or seal a major deal, he bites or abuse sum1 and he gets banned.... And i praise him because this kind of ban motivates him, he'll be back and better and am sure this tym, he'll shame his critics.

NB: am a Chelsea fan, i just like his personality. Cant wait for Barcelona to cum have him,

Emmanuel602: That's the irony of life. That reminds me of sani kaita and how Nigerians treated him after that world cup

I think Sani Kaita deserves wot he got, the rumours i heard is that it was about betting den, if its true, he should keep spending the money the betting agents paid him, he ruined his career. I am not supporting Suarez but he already paid his dues and they can welcum hum with open hands, on the other hand, wot has Sani Kaita achieved in his career b4 den..NOTHING!

Yungwizzzy: Haters is this all you can come up wit?

So because she is a celeb she shou ld take sh;t from a common low lifer?


I actually throw blows with girls when they try it with me when they find out I'm Yungwizzzy from nairaland

So because she is a celeb she shou ld take sh;t from a common low lifer?......ure a joker for such statement, was she born a celeb, or is she going to die a celeb? Thousands are better, richer, smarter than she is and u could barely hear any bad thing abt them. U amazes me with ur level of reasoning, people like u can never get to the height of ur career/business cos u'll maltreat people lower. Wetin dem Adenuga, Otedola, Madam Alakija, Dangote, Beyonce etc go cum do o.

Excelboi: Hey op, kindly replace BuK gate pix with dis. Thank you in advance.

This one looks like huts, only God knows the kind of 'bricklayer' ur school gives out such contracts to.

Rityben: not too fast dear

This actually looks like wall of jericho

sally zan: Now that we've seen the pictures, what do we do with them?

Lemme guess, ure from all this low level school . Sorry dear, as u cum see am now, try go write jamb again, u might be lucky

awesome99: old topic... never the less below is the prestigious, Africas' nd 9jas' no 1 AUCHI POLYTECHNIC, AUCHI
na my school be that, through this gate you get entrance into campus 1

Ur school gate looks like our security men quaters lodge gate.

sally zan: Now that we've seen the pictures, what do we do with them?

Lemme guess, ure from all this low level school . Sorry dear, as u cum see am now, try go write jamb again, u might be lucky

RuffRhyder: Nice one OP, To all Ladokites in da house, I hail una O!

Gr8 Ladokites....how far
I be ex-ladokite and lautech blood still dey in me

sexymoma: so does dat mean i can't tell him i love him or does it mean I have a kinda feelings for him.

Just saying

Austeenx: [color=orange]Right now, I'm seething with anger.
After amassing a staggering 1,954 likes, I was obviously heading towards 2000 likes on Nairaland, but one never-do-well that was sired by a Caliban decided to go all goofy and hack this site.
Now, the bastard(s) have left me with just 586 likes!
I know the silly things I typed before I got those likes.


If you're that bumhead/seaweed brain that brought me this anger and disappointment, may you die a hilarious death, may you get tortured by the cruelest demon in Tartarus for eternity!!! [/color]

The thing no pain u reach me, all the likes don go for here also. God knows best sha

Was happy, even while i was sleeping Musa goals keep flashing to me in my sleep. It took me awhile b4 i got over it. Am impressed with the eagles.

Nigeria 2 - France 1

sexymoma: I Love You Enyeama... You are the best

Hello sis....he's happily married with kids. Next bus stop pls.

lord_mayor: People can't just comprehend simple english... Where did you read that she offered herself? She said "i wish" which is just a wishful thinking within herself.. .. She NEVER offered.. She was JUST THINKING.

Professor of literature

onyichick: well I dnt tink she is a virgin.I knw her ex boyfrnd make I go ask am first I dey come.plus she is not 23 she shld be either 26 or 27

See as u just expose d poor girl, una know urselves b4

civac: playing safe ?

modified - na for cndom thread i carry first. na wa o!

LWKM