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Ope o! That day, i'm going to google Google and play Lazy Song throughout!

Movesz:
Despirado

hunhun yeah! Despirado despirado o, tiwon savage, despirado despirado, don jazz me

What about me? I won't marry you and my name isn't there.

babsdeen:
Sure we can, what's your budget sir?

500

thats it. they have completely lost it!

lol @ the pu.ssy unlimited mileage comment. the dude is true!!

56. How old are you?
57. Have my ATM cards (four)
58. The password is 2015

are ladies angels

can u help in getting a black 2005 primera? a boss needs it.

What of the Ab.o.ki Lavender? Isn't it a fragrance too

That's what i'm saying. Buhari is following the multitude, he doesn't have the attitude to be followed by the multitude. In life, you need your own concept. Call it trademark or so...

Change is overrated! I wonder what word you guys will use next election.

The one who wants the northerner to put all varieties he has altogether...

Its not time for sports yet. Ok?

Stereotyped post about stereotyped people saying stereotyped things. Avoid stereotyped situations!

voltron:
APC giving Nigerians a reason to vote GEJ 2015

no, they are brainwashing nigerians and emotionally blackmailing them.

Feminist alert! whatever happened to mutual submission!

He cried foul during the last election and promised to make Nigeria ungovernable, come 2015, he will cry blood!
Buhari-emotionally blackmailing nigerians and brainwashing some since 1907

Try to make things work in a new direction. If it still doesnt work, dump her assss

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WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE FUGLY PICTURES? PRINT THEM AND START SELLING?

Gorgeous. i wish i could just steal her from her hussy


btw, this guy resembles Shrek choi

RIP TO HIM. I HOPE ME MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH IN HEAVEN TOO

ill walk tall and treat her like a normal person.

UchihaMadara:
I see, well at least the "ice would be broken" and really that's all a guy can ask for, to break the ice.

Once said ice is broken, I guess they could both get to talking to find out if they are really "compatible".



My question to Nairaland guys and girls though-

How do you break up a heard of girls?

There's nothing I hate more than seeing a girl I wanna talk to being surrounded by like 5-6 other girls. Please, to my veteran players in the house, both those still listed as active on the roster and those with their jerseys retired up in the bleachers, how do y'all break up the heard?

to break up a heard of girls, you need to be super confident and super groomed. if u r not sure of this, veer off.
you need a strong ice breaker too and lastly, start from complimenting the most ugly to throw em off guard when you excuse the most beautiful. woeks better if u r nt alone.

nice jugs

man up