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thank you. im touched already

harjibolar10:
Okay, its me, then?

be yourself. believe u cqn do it. find a way to be funny. im not saying you shld start acting like a clown tho. here:https://www.nairaland.com/1553594/improve-dating-game-here-see/32

harjibolar10:
If it is me nko? Wll you help?

jewo first

lemme guess. u r d one. jewo

this sme thing happened to mw on the first of september. i never got to the cell tho https://www.nairaland.com/1883366/remember-remember-first-september

Yes, maybe no

Better tell her before you become your own grandson.

Ok

Igbo and French

8mb or 80mb? If it's the latter, then it's a thing to say wow! about.

Nigeria ladies/Girls are classic. Each Girl Own a
Bank ! Read along with me.
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural
Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other
family
members is called "National Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is
"Social
Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives it to every available man is
"Access Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is
"Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is
called s
"Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called "Union
Bank or
"Wema Bank"
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to
her guy is
called "Guaranty trust bank"
11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called "First
bank"
12. A girl who uses all your money to buy jewelries is
called
"Diamond bank" Now a qstn from Provost to Gents
and ladies??
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend ?
Be honest please

Olayinkaji:
tedy i appreciate all ur comments...and it helped. How do one reduces his emotional investment in a relationship? or tip the scale where ur babe wud go heads ova u....

i need to know this too, cos i'm sick and tired of limerence. I'm emotional too, but once i'm good, that's it, forever, and guess what pal, i'm Yinka too.

Do u know that the 2015 Gubernatorial election in
Sokoto State would be the most interesting in
Nigeria??
-Hon. Tanbuwal of APC is contesting against
Ambassador Wali of the PDP
-Hon. Tanbuwal and Amb. Wali are from the same LGA
in Sokoto
-Hon. Tanbuwal is married to the younger sister of
Amb. Wali (same father, same mother)
-When Amb. Wali was made Senate Leader in 1999, he
brought Tanbuwal to Abuja as his Special Legislative
Assistant
-In 2003, Amb. Wali practically sponsored the election
that brought Hon. Tanbuwal into the House of Rep
-When Hon. Tanbuwal became the Speaker of the HoR,
he used his position to influence the appointment of
Amb. Wali as Nigeria's ambassador to Morrocco
.
.
.
Country people, abeg who Mrs Tanbuwal go vote for
Husband or Brother?? She would either be a FIRST
LADY or FIRST SISTER!

Sure you’ve probably pondered which came first, the chicken or the egg. But did you know the global chicken population is estimated to be around 25 billion, which means there are more chickens on the planet than any other bird species, not mention they outnumber us? Or that there are more than 400 different chicken breeds in existence? Keep reading for 10 more weird things you didn’t know about chickens, those amazing cluckers from way back.
Who knew they rule the Earth?


1. Chickens dream
Yep, scientists say that chickens experience REM sleep, which means they are capable of dreaming. But what do chicken’s dream about? It’s a question to ponder.

2. Female chickens have a natural “morning after pill” option
Chickens like to have a lot of sex with multiple partners at once. But if a hen decides she doesn’t want to have chicks with a particular rooster after doing the deed, an Oxford University studyproved she can eject his sperm rather than bear his offspring. This usually happens when the rooster is lower in the pecking order.

3. Running chicken is not just a joke
Chickens are actually quite quick, and can reach speeds of nine miles per hour, which isn’t too shabby for a bird with short legs.

4. Chickens have a third eyelid
Chickens have the normal top and bottom eyelids and then there’s a third eyelid made from a transparent membrane that opens and closes horizontally and operates independently from the top and bottom eyelids.

5. Chickens love to gossip
Chickens have a pretty advanced language with more than 30 documented different vocalizations– meaning their chirps change depending on what the chicken is talking about.

6. Chickens recognize their people
Chickens have excellent face recognition skills and can distinguish between family members’ faces on a farm. Italian researchers also demonstrated chickenshave a grasp of object permanence — understanding that objects continue to exist even when they cannot be observed — from as young as two days old, something human babies don’t develop until at least six months of age.

7. Chickens have had their DNA mapped
The chicken holds the honor of being the first bird to have its genome sequenced, which scientists did back in 2005.

8. Chickens can live a long time
The oldest known living chicken wasnamed Muffy (pictured here). She was a red quill muffed American red game species and died at the age of 22

9. Chickens are mostly water
A chicken’s body is made of up of 75 percent water. By comparison a human body is made up of about 65 percent water.

10. World’s largest chicken
The world’s largest known chicken weighed in at a whopping 23 pounds 3 ounces. Big Snow was a white sully chicken from Queensland, Australia who died of natural causes in 1992. No known chicken has broken the record since.

http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/chicken-trivia-20-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-chickens

no matter what, i just know they aren't escaping this christmas!

noel76:
@bigt2 its requesting for license, how do I get d license key.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfJj9KAUtU_g&sa=U&ei=hDWLVNfbKJHZoATz9oKoCg&ved=0CAwQtwIwAA&sig2=q2ixTiNqMbVPvPVbqjunHQ&usg=AFQjCNF529Eas5oagukI8-hzCYMBU1E9PQ

noel76:
@ forum my 1T. Byte external hdd has refused to open, instead its display an error msg. "File corrupted format ur drive b4 u can use it" pls hw do I open d hdd or recover my very important files. Tanks.

format the drive and recover your data via this link http://www.easeus.com/datarecoverywizard/recover-formatted-partition.htm note that there are many recovery softwares you can use.

I'm not a prostitute when it comes to choosing phone operating system. However, there will be this time when you'll need to acquire more knowledge so as to be a 'been there, done that' kinda guy. Then you need to firstly quick to the stuff you know before switching. Test first and if it rocks your boat, bingo!

Movesz:
beach even you dont Bleep'in care abou the shit you posted..you Bleep'in looser i know all you want is fp nd you wnt get em ijn

sorry man, i'm not giving you the fight. Continue barking, Dumbo

Movesz:
How will this change the price of garri in market.?

Sorry, this is not for outdated numbskulls.

THE SALARY OF NIGERIAN SENATORS

After reading through this Special Report, any shred of doubt in the reader's mind that Nigeria is doomed and heading for a headlong, downward Plummeting will simply dissipate. The details of the remuneration of an average Nigerian Senator is detailed below:
Basic Salary (B.S) - N2 484 245.50
Hardship Allowance (50 per cent of B.S) - N1 242 122.70
Constituency Allowance (200 per cent of B.S) - N4 968 509.00
Newspapers Allowance (50 per cent of B.S) - N1 242 122.70
Wardrobe Allowance (25 per cent of B.S) - N621 061.37
Recess Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) - N 248 424.55
Accommodation (200 per cent of B.S) - N4 968 509.00
Utilities (30 per cent of B.S) - N828 081.83
Domestic Staff (70 per cent of B.S) - N1 863 184.12
Entertainment (30 per cent of B.S) - N828 081.83
Personal Assistants (25 per cent of B.S) - N621 061.12
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance (75 per cent of B.S) - N1 863 184.12
Leave Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) - N248 424.55
Severance Gratuity (300 per cent of B.S) - N7 452 736.50
Car Allowance (400 per cent of B.S) - N 9 936 982.00
TOTAL MONTHLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00 ($181 974.00)
TOTAL YEARLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00 x 12
= N353 756 988.00 ($2 183 685.00)
EXCHANGE RATE: $1 = N162
LEGISLATORS PAY WORLDWIDE PER ANNUM
Britain - $105 400.00
United States - $174 000.00
France - $85 900.00
South Africa - $104 000.00
Kenya - $74 500.00
Saudi Arabia - $64 000.00
Brazil - $157 600.00
Ghana - $46 500.00
Indonesia - $65 800.00
Thailand - $43 800.00
India - $11 200.00
Italy - $182 000.00
Bangladesh - $4,000.00
Israel - $114 800.00
Hong Kong - $130 700.00
Japan - $149 700.00
Singapore - $154 000.00
Canada - $154 000.00
New Zealand - $112 500.00
Germany - $119 500.00
Ireland - $120 400.00
Pakistan - $3 500.00
Malaysia - $25 300.00
Sweden - $99 300.00
Sri Lanka - $5 100.00
Spain - $43 900.00
Norway - $138 000.00
In terms of lawmakers’ salaries as a ratio of GDP per capita, the gap is even much wider. While the salary of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person, that of a British member of parliament is just 2.7 times.
The average salary of Nigerian worker based on the national minimum wage is N18 000.00,
So, the yearly salary is N18 000.00 x 12 = N216,000.00 ($1 333.00)
Remember, Yearly Salary of Nigerian Senator = $2, 183, 685.00 Proportion: $2 183 685.00/$1 333.00 = 1 638
It will take an average Nigerian worker 1,638 years to earn the yearly salary of a Nigerian Senator. :-o
Credit: The Economist

Number 9 isn't silly. Sometimes you need to read to assimilate. There are important messages flying around like scrap kites. It's just that our network carriers have spoilt the texting thing.

this is forbidden in Iraq!

there is an exception for this happening here in France.

Imagine she was even sentenced to 3 years only when she should have been imprisoned forever. Imagine she was even sentenced to 3 years only when she should have been imprisoned forever.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=373923362769964&set=vb.175127762649526&type=2&theater
If i happen to be the parent of this innocent toddler, i would just perform my own style of jungle justice. Yes, JUNGLE JUSTICE!!! How can someone be so heartless

Where can i get the printer board for hp color laserjet 2055d in Ibadan? Urgent please..

firstkyn:
my felllow naialande reader was just passing the Obalende area of Lagos
when he spotted this at a make-shift shop. He took a pic and
sent it in. They now sell this in public?

that's not marijuana. Its jedi.

My hp 15d000sia is driving me nuts! It fails to mount some devices i've used on other systems via usb, and other devices gets mounted, even with the same cord! I provide solutions for people when it comes to computers, but this is really crazy. What can i do, peeps?

simdam500:
men cry too. in fact we go as far as begging and kneeling
but here Mexico we are thought never todo that as men

we did that together in France, remember?

Cutehector4u:
lol.... Aint seeing ur 32

there you go!

missberrypop5:
lol, i hardly see nigerian men cry. I'd love to see one, in person i mean, not in da movies.

like ramsey noah abi