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Insightful

Can you make sua with monkey tail? If so, post the recipe.

You forgot to put a disclaimer that peeps should drink responsibly.

It was horrible for me cos it was a mixture of liquor and beer.

Now, i heard of sugar batteries, ff 2 minutes, then salt water driven car? Superb! #StockingSaltASAP! Hope there is no strings attached as to the ease of salt and water combo.

This is strong! Running my phone or laptop at a stretch of a week is a welcome debelofmont!!! waiting for Nokia to do the needful.

Insightful, i like gesticulating, chopping, double check. Pointing, a no no!

Ride on...
does that mean im a mechanic

This is why married men shouldnt be besties. Leave it for the singles . Thanks.

candygosh: A lot oh

From teen wolf to originals, witches of East end. , the 100 , the lottery, etc

pls what is the length in season, im on season 5 and it seems not to be the end.

After Merlin, i think its Vampaya Dayaris.

26, final answer.
Would u say ''Congratulations for you have won for yourself ten million Naira''

She has tiri legs, no insalt
she even future in Vampaya Dayaris.

What about 'please' ?

Got a new dry cell ba3, aadamannt 75ah dry cell Korea standard. Gotta get a bigger radiator fan as I am battling the kick and flywheel problem.

DECOtech: See what my friend did to the car in just a couple of weeks.

pictures pls

rattlesnake: what gender is this please?

FeMALE

Wow

Shout out to mode 9, I respect your hustle

DECOtech: I will post pics of it as soon as a friend of mine returns it this week. He had borrowed it like 2wks ago when he sent his own car in for an engine change. I am in Owerri by the way.

. I will be waiting as well updating y'all

DECOtech: Hello bigt2, I did you abandon your this project? I have just come across it and developed great interest cos I also own a Renault 19 and wld love to turn it to something very interesting to drive.

cool can u post some pix? Where r u? I'm in Oyo town.

You don't need to try too hard to impress people. Not even your hubby. Trust me.

What of fiver

Now seeing 2 appended to my username? Why? Who did this without my approval

Let's do it again, Stephen! We have learnt our lessons by now, and come next year, we are winning the afcon again, them it starts again. Don't resign!!!

Babprosper20: pls my fellow nairalanders, i want someone to teach me how to set screen resolution when exporting a picture from corel-DRAW, whenever i export a pic, the pic is always atleast 1mb, atimes, they would be 6mb, and i don't know how to reduce it, and also when i send the pic into a phone, it will show "unsupported format" so how do i configure the pic to work on phone and to be around 50kb?
THANKS, I AM EXPECTING A REPLY SOON

Save with corel and edit it with windows picture manager. You can scale to e-mail and other formats. You can even specify your own resolution as desired.
Right-click on the picture
Select''open with''
Navigate to microsoft picture manager
After the picture must have been loaded, check the right pane in the picture manager window.
figure the rest.

WackyJ1: Hello
I waa here in thia thread around pages 351 and 352,concerning my mother board that was fried in my laptop, the laptop has not yet been fixed but while the engineer was working in it and we had hit a dead end i told him to remove the hard drive of the system and put it in an external casing so that i can connect it to ther systems and still access my files, i did that and ut has been working for about two months now.

Now the issue is thay whenever i connect it to a system via USB , the system does not detect it at all, infact the system does not act like anything has been connected to it, the LED light which is supposed to be blinking is ON but it is steady, no blinking.
At first i though it was because the hardisk had come loose inside because something was shaking in the casing but upon taking it to a man (engineer) he opened it and tightened it for me but upon testing it right now, nothing is working. Still the same problem.

What could be the cause of the problem?
Is my harddrive spoilt or is it just the external casing?
I am scared for my files here

Have you tried it on another system or other usb ports of that same computer? If not, do so.
Besides, when you connect it to the usb port, can you hear any sort of whining, or rattling noise from the hdd?

Chikach: Bro why is it not so safe to do it.....

Security patches and driver updates amongst all are provided through updates. It is not advisable to turn it off but in order to be on the safe *not safe for ur pc* side of your mb, download updates manually by switching to manual.

Nice work.

HOW I GOT HER ON HER BIRTHDAY ! ! !
I met this girl (name witheld for security reasons last year December and we wxchanged numbers. The problem was that i felt for her and in that meantime, my friend was dating her friend. In order not to be friendzoned, i took charge of the available resources and within the twinkle of an eye, i grabbed her!!! She is now mine.

Want to know how i took charge of the situation?

Ill tell ya.....
*looks right and then left
is she on Nairaland
I dont think so! I can NEVER invite her here!!!

Ok.... Let me fire on then....
Even if she is reading this, she would be smiling
Shoutout to her cos i love her so much!!

during the 'familiarisation and introduction phase' of our then not yet established relationship, i was chatting her up with her friends of course. i learnt that her birthday was days away.
I was so paralysed
l:oking at them like mumu!!!
We continued chatting for the day and that was all. Moral: know her b.date

*********************
On her birthday
*********************
'Twas around 5 in the evening when i remembered my bad...
I quickly picked up ,y phone and rang her!
gbuuuu gbuuuuu, gbuuuuu gbuuuuuu!! Went the electronic cellular device called telephone
Her: Hellew! Who is this?,
Me: (no salutation ) After you must have received all the illegal birthday messages, I would love to wish you in a genuine way with nasdaq number *the date*!
Her: please who is speaking
Me: im sorry, i cant tell you because if i do, i would have to kill you *gigs*.
Her: *laughs* please i will like to know who is speaking!! You know what? I like you (i was lyk ) but please tell me who you are.

*Here, i pulled out a shrek slang.*

Me: i am Me, from far far away!
Her: please i would love it if i know who i am speaking with!
Me: thanks for the cake sha *didnt took any o, but i got the pix from my friend who was dating her friend*. I love that chocolate cake! Who made it?
Her: how did you know
Me: don't worry
Her: please now!
Me: you will kill me if i tell you!
Her: *dumbfoundedly stunned*
Me: can we talk extensively
Her: yes! Yes! Yes!
Me: i dont make night calls but i would love to stay awake if you promise to pick my call!
Her: no p!

**********to be continued***********

My fingers are aching!