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I was going to my Church dis morning wen i saw a man moving around town hitting his chest and sayin ¨53,53,53, ­ 53,53¨
so i tried to inquire 4rom the man to know why he was sayin all dis, as i reach close to d man to ask ...the man gave me a very heavy SLAP and continued his
way sayin ¨54,54,54, ­ 54,54¨
since that time I'v not
gotten myself.
Abeg wetin this Slap come Mean

This is a note for the heartbroken guys and gals.......

One day that guy or girl will MISS YOU. I mean that person who was so special to you, whom you trusted and loved so much with all your heart but paid you back by cheating on you, asking you to
give him or her space, fooling you with fake excuses and eventually dumping you with no genuine reason. He or she will realize that you were the right person for him or her but it will be too late to make it up to you. You have done
whatever it takes, you have cried and pleaded for that person but there's no change! Come on enough is enough. Just try to leave your life now, go back to your old ways and forget that person. I know it's very hard but if you surrender everything to GOD he can deal with it. Be strong
and happy again because you're someone's reason to smile. #LifeGoesOn.

I concur8) but Nigerian girs no get liver reach d@ level!! :\

[quote author=sagytarius™]^^Back nor dey pain you [/quote]not @ all cos i dey take alomo wel wel!!

Princejaponais: Yeah..i feel you there bro. The 3310 was the phone that really brought Nokia fame and fortune.Watch out for concluding part of the article.

fingers crossed...

dont forget to add 1100, which is 3310's lil bro!!

do you think im handsome

everytin na ugly ugly ugly!!

I love my 3310

Nairaland and G4, I dey laff o!! A good riddance to bringing the G4 matter to limelight in a new dimension called pix!!

Good post!! MODS, FRONT PAGE PLEASE !!!

And whats up eith these changes in the style of this site Or am I the only one seeing it ? :O

uve gat me crackin bro!!!

Scarpon: godforbid

y nah??

Oya

i dey craze

idnoble135: hw many would you have preferred?

101

Only 10??

How can that be possible

I saw this on fb, and i want to share it with Nlanders to give answers!!

Friends, Do you wish to marry the person you are currently dating?
(1) YES.
(2) NO.
(3) GODFORBID.
(4) TUFIAKWA.
(5) I DEY CRAZE...
(6) I FIT TRY SHA
(7) MAKE I THINK OF AM
( MAYBE
Your answer depends on the kind of relationship you have with the person and describe him or her in a sentence.

Jacqueline88: thanks alot 4 dis post i didnt know those are the tins i needed to tell him but i went about it d wrng way, tanks 4 really puting it in perspective 4 me,

my pleasure.....

Young po413: Thanks for the info

UWC

#1 When you break her heart,
the pain never really goes
away.

#2 When she misses you, she's
hurting inside.

#3 When she says it's over,
she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away
from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your
mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits
you, grab her tight & don't let
her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at
you, kiss her and tell her you
love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give
her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull
her back.

#10 When you see her at her
worst, tell her she's beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying,
just hold her and don't say a
word.

#12 When you see her
walking, sneak up and hug
her waist from behind.

#13 When she's scared,
protect her.

#14 When she lays her head
on your shoulder, tilt her head
up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your
favourite jacket, let her keep
it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you,
tease her back and make her
laugh.

#17 When she doesn't answer
for a long time, reassure her
that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you
with doubt, back yourself up
with the truth.

#19 When she says that she
likes you, she really does
more than you could
understand.

#20 When she grabs your
hands, hold hers and play
with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you,
bump into her back and make
her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a
secret, keep it safe and
untold.

#23 When she looks at you in
your eyes, don’t look away
until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with
her even if she’s not saying
anything.

#25 Don't let her have the last
word.

#26 Don't call her hot, but
gorgeous or beautiful is so
much better.

#27 Say you love her more
than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best
girl ever.

#29 When she's mad, hug her
tight and don't let go.

#30 When she says she's OK,
don’t believe it, talk to
her about it, because 10 yrs
later she'll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on
special occasions to tell her
you love her.

#32 Call her before you sleep
and after you wake up.

#33 Treat her like she's all
that matters to you.

#34 Don't ignore her when
she's out with you and your
friends.

#35 Stay up all night with her
when she's sick.

#36 Watch her favorite movie
with her or her favorite show
even if you think its stupid.

#37 Let her into your world.

#38 Let her wear your
clothes.

#39 When she's bored and
sad, hang out with her

#40 Let her know she's
important.

#41 Kiss her in the pouring
rain.

#42 When she runs up at you
crying, the first thing you say
is; "Who's ass am I kicking
today baby?"

#43 After she reads this, she
hopes one day you'd read it
too.

1)..The ringtone "Nokia tune" is
actually based on a 19th century
guitar work named "Gran Vals"
by Spanish musician Francisco
Tárrega. The NokiaTune was
originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but
was changed to "Nokia
Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the "Nokia Tune."

2)...The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in
Helsinki over a Nokia- supplied network, by Prime Minister of
Finland Harri Holkeri, using a
Nokia phone.

3)...Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its
camera-equipped mobile phones
have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer e.g we can see
nokia 808 with 41 megapixel even some digital camera dont
have up to that

4) ...The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when
receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS
tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The
"Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).

5)...The Nokia corporate font
(typeface) is the AgfaMonotype
Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its
mobile phone User's Guides
Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis
Sans font

6)...In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset
model number, because 4 is
considered unlucky in many
parts of Southeast/East Asia.

7)...Nokia was listed as the 20th
most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006(1st in network communications, 4th non-US
company).

8 ...Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)

9)...Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non- Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK

10)...The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town.
The river itself, Nokianvirta, was
named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black- furred predatory animal was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.

elvis10ten: use google.

are you kidding me

saintdeby: my own is lakachikukulu

If what I am accused of is true (e.g. Rumour) and i didnt say it; after trying to explain and the explanations r falling on deaf ears, I do admit it!! ''i have said it!! What will u do to me'' that is my next statement!!! Its not cowardice, its the courage!!!

You must have been accused wrongly by friends, siblings,boyfriends, girlfriends, etc.
Have you ever been accused wrongly If so, what did you do Is it what you should have done
Honest answers please!!

Fukitomeka!!! For yinka!! sounds sexxxxxy

190: ure a broke a-r-s-e
SHIFT

im stucking money nigger! Thats what u call fas money man!

**babies come to me, babies dance with me, cos im a multimillionaire!! ***.blaze..