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NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a prick is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

my hero!!!!

chigoizie7:
To fuuuck nah.

From the op dp she go be expert for bj

jessysparkles:
1 peace of mind
2. A strong push into becoming a better person/support him in maintaining the status.
3. Lots of love, loyalty and reasons to trust me

He can get all these when he's single

Ytea:
2018. When you go marry

You found a wife for me

Ytea:
Biingoo is finally awake. Why are you angry?

Small girl, na when you marry

vicben27:
awon Dick hurnters

Awon Dicktators


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Ytea:
I'm married, find satisfaction from some other list

Sharaap there!!!

Financial support, marriage, shelter, security, etc I can go on and on its just too many.



And most importantly we give them the ability to bear the title "Mrs"