Seanixking:

Why una go just dey attack this guy anyhow nau? So because he did a mistake before, he shouldn't feel free again
You even fem him and called him julius and at the same time you're saying you no be metal.. nna eh, if at all you happened not to be, is you and the guy not doing the same mistake? Using ot when you no be wise..make una sha dey try calm down..
I noticed onces that 17 reason, una tt go just dey clap anyhow, make una free the guy and learn to ignore if what he says doesn't go well with una..
Na dey same say no to cultism we dey preach, but you all be acting the opposite.

ur reasoning dey game.

janefblog:


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if e no die, kill yourself

NewDelhi:
I'm a big fan of cool names, like gosh when I was in the university, I had a course mate and friend whose surname was Fowler. Like damn I always loved the name. When it comes to names, I really love cool names. Another dude was bearing Henry Lawanson.

But straight to the topic, why do people from Plateau State , Nigeria bear weird names? It might look funny to a stranger but boy I think those names are so cool. If I was to go back in time to my ancestors and naming ceremony, I'd love a name from Plateau State. They bear names like Luyong, gomel, xiyang, giang, botmang, lalong, gomel, gotep, walkit, dikop, kaneng, bature, kamshinen, nimdam, manzwet, rotdimwa, bongdul.

I'm always teasing my G abt his. "Jared wines"

Karleb:
Wahala for we wey no go school.

wahala o

majamajic:
Is that Edo state ?

FJ product. E clear

ogbiwa:
Name the top 5 movies and top 5 series of all time that you've seen

Mine:

MOVIES

5 - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The last battle between the humans ad th orcs is one of the most epic battle scenes of all time.

4 - The Rattlesnake
Surprising because I hardly watch Nollywood. But this Amaka Igwe's 95 or 96 classic is a legendary story (Ahanna, Peter, Adaugo etc)

3 - Black Hawk Down
My best war film of all time. Shows the gritty and not so heroic aspects of war fims. Same as Mel Gibson's We Were Soldiers and Tom Hank's Saving Private Ryan. Epics

2 - Troy
Achilles's "We are Lions" speech before the battle of Troy still leaves a lump in my throat whenever I watch it. As well as the death scene of prince Hector. I am still angry though that Paris and his lover get to survive after Troy was destroyed and everyone else died due to the stupidity they called love.

1 - Titanic
Everything about this movie intrigues me. Literally everything. From when the ship left Southampton, when Jack met Rose, that epic "My heart will go on" soundtrack against the backdrop of a ship on an endless ocean at night (tears). Even when old Rose threw the diamond into the black ocean and watched it sink to the bottom. Absolutely classic

Notable mentions:
Robo cop
Con air
12 years a slave
Air Force One (Harrison Ford)
Harriet
The notebook
Hotel Rwanda
Wedding party
The Mummy
Mr Bones
Black November
American sniper

SERIES

5 - Modern Family
My favorite characters
Jay Pritchett
Luke
Dylan
Phil
Gloria

4 - Strike Back
The only downside to this series is that Michael and Scott are virtually unkillable. They'll enter a house with 50 armed hostiles shooting at them yet all the bullets miraculously miss them, yet they kill the hostiles with only one shot each. But other than that this series keeps me glued. Micheal and Scott's bromance is the highlight of the entire series

3 - Two and a half men
Only up to season 8 though. After they removed Charlie it became a snorefest. Ashton Kutcher did not in anyway make up for Charlie's absence in my opinion. But the seasons with Charlie oh my God

2 - 24
What can I say. I have learnt A LOT about politics, cyber warfare, terrorism etc from this series.

1 - Game of thrones
Every single scene in Game of thrones is a classic. Every single scene. No other series does this for me. I have probably watched all seasons at least 3 times

Notable mentions:
How I met your mother
Friends
The Punisher
Orange county
Money heist

So that's mine. Let's have yours.

watch "power" then come back quickly to edit this post.

Peterjnr123:
Can u tell me..??

Because it's just a luxurious prison. You can't freely personalize settings. Na them get the fone, they just borrow u to spy on you. Understand?

How far wetin dey sup. Make mods push this post go up. #endsars

Madibah:
Truly Edo no be Lagos
See as people plenty dey protest
But for Lagos na only Twitter Dem dey go protest

Lagos people always have the Ideology of
I no wan Pai
I no wan die
I no wan peme
Am not supporting violence but there are some instance or instances violence need to come in,
Since the old man in Abuja seems to be or likely a deaf man

eye dey pain you

Darlingtonunogu:
Toyota Corolla 2003 available for higher purchase suitable for e-hailing with flexible payment. The person's interested should be living around abule egba and agbado and must have a valid license so we can go straight to work. Any persons interested should WhatsApp me on 08098281626

what's the price?

CharleyGold:


No mean anything ..maybe na blood for yoruba language

he too dey call me dat tin and I dey see say e fit belong

Abeg make una help me o. A guy keeps calling me Aje, wetin e mean?

bongolistik:
It is fully unlocked.. Sending to Benin will be the major case here because of condition of Portharcourt at the moment. I don't even think we will easily find a vehicle going to Benin since we have like only tomorrow here in PH to go back to lockdown

okay
Stay safe

bongolistik:
Extra Clean Samsung Galaxy S7 at giveaway price, in Portharcourt.. N45000 only

If the fone is unlocked, can u send to Benin? I'll pay the 45

airminem:
Ex president Wife patience Jonathan comes to mind

I hate some nairalanders


Meanwhile order for facemask folks

so na army color facemask u sabi do. I hope you get person for dodan barracks to help me if sojo hold me sha

bestabigaelever:
I'm not surprised
Dick is cheap

dick is not cheap. It is free.

adegunahmed:
He has a lion on his left chest in the first picture but in the second he has a bear

mirror reflection

Davash222:
Your wife must be a nice woman.

I'll advice your brother to ensure she's a virgin. No guy should marry a non virgin Nigerian girl.

who will marry the open girls?

Anyone you need. DM me for details.

Announcement.
If you have nothing to contribute to this post.. Kindly scroll and get the Bleep out.
No con come here dey say "ok" or make one foolish joke of how you take meet this and that. Its not funny.
My own na Terry G.
One new years eve like that for agege.
The guy just dey vasa us S.K.
That was after his... Test the microfone hit

ignis:
There are Jamb offices everywhere in all the states of Nigeria.
Aside that, you can always use google to get jamb official numbers and email address. Twitter is also there.

Instead you choose to create a thread just to ask jamb question in this 21st Technology advanced century.

What will I say? Buhari was right though.

FTC.

Go home, eat Sunday rice, drink water.. Take chair, sit down and... Mind your business

DONFASZY:


Jesu reli

I was told dat since its iphone 7+

They dont sell it bt jus sell d screen

I ve icloud n all app registered with strong password

Computer village is just 50 naira away from the railway. They will disembark the phone, sell anything valuable and less incriminating on it.

DONFASZY:
Police should fish out the criminals


I was informed that this is normal occurrence there for 2months now since that bridge tunnel is open foe vehicle to exit oba akran to agege


Please police come to our aid


I ply that route every time i see traffic and want to beat traffice


My biz line stolen


I hope i will retrieved it tomorrow


God save all my bank infos

Oga wetin be two months... Its been going on for long.. I worked at oba akran between 2016-2018. Those railway robbers have been active in service for long.... I was stabbed one early morning ony way from work.. Night shift.. Small chinko Android wey I been dey manage, them thief am.. My last card. 2500 them collect am. Blow me for eye join. Its a very dangerous area... Especially akerele street... No form of criminals wey u no go see there. Well, I'm sorry you lost your phone.. U dey lucky.. At least you get car.. What of poor boy like me wey them almost murder..
Stay safe... The full ikeja too dey dangerous.. In fact the full Lagos.. In fact the full Naija

binarymachine:
It is difficult these days to exhibit good virtues because people tend to take advantage of good people. You try to be nice, you are taken for granted and termed weak. You trust people, you are betrayed and called dumb. You try to be polite, people talk trash at you and make you feel defenseless. You try to be gentle, people trample on you and say you are not smart and strong enough. Therefore the world is filled with mean people trying not to be on the victim side. But must we keep being this way? In as much as life wants us to be bad, we have to find a balance and do good whenever we can. We only need to be careful who we do good to and how we do it, in other not to be taken advantage of.

Be Kind

As much as people may have taken advantage of your kindness in the time past and you felt used and stupid. Never stop being kind when you can and when its needed. There are people out there who genuinely need your kindness. Do not deny them of it because of some unscrupulous and fraudulent persons, someone’s life may depend on it. Becareful not to be used again, confirm that the person really needs your help and go ahead to help. Good deeds have a way of rebounding and you will eventually be rewarded someday.

Trust

This is a very sensitive one, one way or the other, we have all been betrayed my someone we have trusted and the pain is not something we like to remember. However, you can’t punish everybody for the mistakes of a few. Trust but verify. Learn to get to know the people around you and check their intentions towards you before you give them your full trust. If you must get things done, you still have to trust somebody. Don let betrayals of a few prevent you from moving ahead in life. Trust anyway, but be careful.

Be Content

In as much as mediocrity is not so encouraged, sometimes you have to take a step back, calculate your gains and losses and be grateful for the things you have. It could have been worse. This is not to say you should not go ahead to keep pursuing your ambitions, but realise that all fingers will never be equal and we will not always have it all. Be grateful for the ones you have and how far you have come, move on knowing you have done your best so far. Don’t let motivational speakers push you into killing yourself just to have it all in life. Success has no singular definition, we are all successful in our own different ways and efforts. Be content.

Finally, in all you do, find a balance in life and live happy, don’t be too good, don’t be too bad. Just find what works for you. Be kind when needed, trust anyway but verify and try to be content with your life. Live happy!

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2019/10/19/always-find-a-balance/

a great man once said. ''In this World of uncertainties, the safest way to be safe is to suspect everything and trust nothing, don't even trust yourself. I trust nothing and no one

SugarMuffin:
I'm sure bobrisky is your mentor

no my dear sugar.... My dick na king size, nothing will make me cut it off abeg. I've made my point.. U wey sabi spell ur name, wetin u gain?

SugarMuffin:
Bobrisky didn't type this na Tonto dike help am type am, bobrisky wey no fit spell him name

I tire for some people o. So you wey fit spell your name now, wetin you gain? Who even know you sef. And na d same toto wey u get naim Bob get too.
If it the guy matter dey pain u too much, go buy prick

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

My nigggar accept that federal job anyday, anytime twice on Wednesday morning.
Hnd and bsc for federal job dey get same level 7


For them to even call you for interview mean say you have been employed already. Interview for federal job na just to fulfill all righteousness. Because they hardly put federal job vacancy on advert. Which means for you to be called for interview then you know principal officer in that institution
Bros as you dey like this so, them don already send your name go Abuja.

Your offer of temporary appointment letter will come with ease
Followed by regularisation letter
Then confirmation letter ( once those three letters arrive ehnnnnn. Bros you be chairman)
You will get your promotion every three years with ease
Annual leave is sure
No body will ever threaten you with sack.
Federal Staff are migrating into integrated payroll system so your salary will be complete without any deductions from Union
Infact you will be growing academically
Because you can further your education. By applying for study leave with pay or no pay
Your hazard allowance as a tech na bomb
You go get free passwords and username of the school WiFi as tech guy and you fit use am watch and download porn


Bros as you dey get more certificate and qualifications
Then the institution go dey upgrade you
And you go dey request for conversion from one department to another as you like
Bros if you really be the serious type then i can bet my balls you can turn into academic staff and become a professor with them

But Bros the kind unprocessed and beautiful female student waist you go see ehnnn. You fit nor save your salary for years

Bros since I know you enh, this na your best contribution for any NL topic. I been no no say u get sense like this.. Keep it up. Assurance cover you

Starlight10:
you guys want a perfect woman but you ain't perfect. She is not cheating, they have good sex life, she has her job so not a liability. You want him to go out and end up with a cheating girl. Anyway let me mind my Bussines.

We don't want cheating girls . We love sex but no be only Bleep we come this life come Bleep. Na 21st century be this.. And sadly we are living in a country whereby our leaders don use the pant of our nation buy benz. So any man wey carry him big head go marry woman wey dey stingy.... I pray God drops manna from heaven when things are no longer rosy for him

Starlight10:
Guy dont miss her ooh, my big Sis is stingy, she was like that till she got married to the Guy, guess what!, now her family comes first, she no send us. She spends all her money on her kids and home. The guy is practically not doing much at home. This kind of wife will put her marriage and her nuclear family first. Don't listen to the people here telling you that you are dating yourself. No body has come to say anything about a stingy wife. Women are sometimes like that. Some girls give as a way to tie a man and when she enters the marriage you won't see anything again. Be wise.

Madam shut up. Maybe you are like your big sister sef. Read what the op said again, for 2 years.... 2 years means 365 days x 2.. She no even buy hair cream or pin. I sure say she neva even contribute anything for the relationship. Even as little as one gold circle. She won't change. Hold a stingy woman tight ko. Make God no let us see o.